Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
+ R/ U+ C; r/ ]4 beducation ruined me.
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5 Y* h8 J% C5 H& @9 x3 T* a6 J4 YPractice makes perfect....
3 D; Q9 K" o: W' y6 f$ T- ABut nobody's perfect......
: h( I8 V8 |3 Z, s) _0 l' Fso why practice?
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, ]( W9 k5 R0 V/ w' a1 p' P' tIf it's true that we are here to help others,
9 Q; O1 [* o. O* V: Z* |! athen what exactly are the others here for?

( Y5 y3 O  K# f$ J# }3 Q- ySince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

7 I1 @' t6 u1 x# S" }) BMoney is not everything.
' |/ q* S3 z* M; J& B; u; CThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
8 q8 i4 A7 E3 O7 {1 nThey are so tasty.

2 T, d+ D. r- ]8 a& n, jBehind every successful man, there is a woman
( O+ g- z- o2 b( VAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
: Q# ?! W* E6 e% ]6 X& v9 yAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

! {; i3 z, f( g" W  L# fThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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7 V8 h4 G. n3 k2 ?. r1 V" ?Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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1 F8 m- |/ ~0 l8 A7 t"Your future depend s on your dreams"
6 ]3 B8 U6 I* r# y! U' `* `So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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% P$ Q! ]  M! k+ M# N; }4 s0 ^"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

5 Q& F' D5 j3 y3 QGod made relatives;
6 e$ K7 G2 V) y# z* e* \' Z4 \5 @$ FThank God we can choose our friends.

, P5 S. n* F6 a( ^/ O5 F6 n4 n+ `The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

* o) @( m3 Z: Z' o: _8 Q% s" F' k) f  dA bus station is where a bus stops.
: Z; S  C* @2 m( f  cA train station is where a train stops.
) S) O) w4 T4 |7 b7 t/ S" ~On my desk, I have a work station....
4 Y7 s' g3 n% ~: I& Kwhat more can I say........

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
- F5 A- [+ `: c1 u4 wlove it ^^