Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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) f$ O% @, t" E5 f% g$ t; Vif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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1 X4 R4 q: c8 c1 h: x) W3 CI was born intelligent -
+ O* b, t; s% l7 [; Yeducation ruined me.
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% p0 O) l" Q- o/ FPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

2 D  q. I2 p8 NIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

" {2 H, x+ ~+ P) J* V& _: VMoney is not everything.
5 N% {$ M! G+ G7 ^* @There's Mastercard & Visa.
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2 L$ d. o- }& l4 _One should love animals.
! |9 H6 p' T% O) x9 c& D, [9 aThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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: c3 j- t. o% ?1 K2 mEvery man should marry.
: D5 ]6 L8 ~1 x! ^+ IAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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2 U! k! X1 y4 O+ jThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

6 _$ g! p+ ~  W8 q4 S9 n- g4 LSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
0 W; b2 b0 M+ F; l( OSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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9 i1 B; `; y6 v5 e1 J"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
+ l" a* f2 {% W% C( ^# tThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
6 ^9 d" g* z; K) B. O0 ~8 V8 U9 {& AOn my desk, I have a work station....
$ y3 d4 L" b* Wwhat more can I say........

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^