Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
! j' f* M8 C. Q  A2 sit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
! Z7 n; N# D( a. [0 X4 a- Oeducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

( x5 D. n  ]: E3 Y9 D1 ~If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
5 X  x7 K' i: E* I' R2 {; S/ K2 pThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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; o4 o- X  S5 N  s/ S4 c! h; wOne should love animals.
! P" S; v  b! T$ NThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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8 |: D2 ^5 s- \  e- t( h+ UEvery man should marry.
6 L. a" W8 f6 m7 ^After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
9 J, l' I: B! f3 r' `# Nand when they marry they become otherwise.
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, b- ^2 n/ s3 g  ^Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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  }1 T9 l2 ]2 j' gNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

/ q) ~/ ?' p2 a, w2 Q"Your future depend s on your dreams"
9 e4 x0 E* h! H+ Q' bSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
9 U$ V% \5 t, L( c1 q, hThan waking up every morning

! Y- j8 g, j( a"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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% }5 N1 \& E+ Y; K/ xThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
6 u8 j2 W4 N! g# o3 gThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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