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it is your fate but,
% g/ v2 D* U. _( C$ m/ }, |if your father-in-law is a poor man,; A( j- f* O( D6 B/ E( d( t
it's your stupidity./ c- A& p# r8 ?
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I was born intelligent -
6 h3 P& B; j: l- f( Q: l8 m$ j+ k& Y; eeducation ruined me.3 \# F" Y& @/ w' P0 P/ q9 o. n7 c
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Practice makes perfect....
0 B. Q" B- ?! V6 k0 j' X1 NBut nobody's perfect......
) H+ n3 ^ E$ N# |( S' t! Z% Qso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,# n$ ]* v! F$ c6 S9 B7 m/ R# s
then what exactly are the others here for?
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% u- `" E" [( L* l u3 [$ m% iSince light travels faster than sound,
. A1 }3 f. G: q, x5 ~5 O0 Lpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?1 g# a1 a) t% E: R; m
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Money is not everything.3 l' v q4 e' q2 w+ S! f
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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- {# b$ y/ q( J6 wOne should love animals.
. q) K1 j: n: [, Y- a) Z8 bThey are so tasty./ T3 j( z8 I7 |+ x: S+ _3 C3 |8 C
: X7 y5 `' s1 J [Behind every successful man, there is a woman1 ~/ [( A# Y4 Z1 k
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.- O3 i3 B# ]- V( A7 {6 f
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.1 s8 z0 q* l, W1 _( x
and when they marry they become otherwise.% ^+ O; R: b" Y' ` R* O
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Success is a relative term.
+ Y' a+ f0 K; t3 R% {9 L7 w$ ZIt brings so many relatives.
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5 r, b; O* U& y* [. f8 J4 aNever put off the work till tomorrow0 M) k) ?. i$ a( d5 |( K
what you can put off today.3 w) { Q1 L8 y2 v2 F/ @
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
5 C! f3 q! r: H/ P5 E8 T+ A3 m; LSo go to sleep
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- p/ j! y5 Y- H! dThere should be a better way to start a day
" Z2 Q- e& w3 u) G$ O& s. dThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"7 x* @* ?/ c' G6 U. H' w. p! H0 g5 v
But why take the risk% k) P( |+ E% i6 \
2 v' d2 I! D0 r+ B# Q7 a& {"Work fascinates me"
5 {' z& K' t( E7 D/ X9 U8 z, vI can look at it for hours9 p8 o. ?+ F. o% x$ |
1 ^0 P) c! f! R6 k* C& j& ~God made relatives;5 D% }6 K/ U, t g8 y, l
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
* F# W7 h9 \/ j; P& ~3 O" CThe more you know, the more you forget! F5 E. Y' a$ X! B9 c
The more you forget, the less you know1 e7 K! F+ ?, K7 R! n
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
" e5 @8 {) Z2 A$ T6 B- _: F! J5 P+ vA train station is where a train stops.6 ], U9 d3 g7 G1 v# r" ]9 _
On my desk, I have a work station....
. f, k: q5 O: T. Hwhat more can I say........: G) z8 J. o+ o% ]$ O1 y3 j) Z
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