Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
$ m7 P+ r; ]/ rif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
' ]4 V: q# A' M1 ]. _/ x; b* w6 _education ruined me.

7 K  Z2 Q: q, U, x# i  q8 hPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
( ^$ u; Q* I( d6 @. `/ Bthen what exactly are the others here for?
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$ p1 B* c; V2 mSince light travels faster than sound,
3 W' D. ]2 g* U5 Ppeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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- Q' I6 a3 L- {2 ]How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
  k+ ?+ E7 {& e5 |- UThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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- ^3 r( C: j8 {6 m) o$ \One should love animals.
1 ?6 @) q0 f0 b2 P% |$ KThey are so tasty.

/ O4 n4 M+ q4 u* t. b6 ^/ [Behind every successful man, there is a woman
! H- m. G3 W( z) k" |! J9 p! BAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

0 x, \) v8 g7 F6 d- YEvery man should marry.
4 j) j: `) G2 V) K3 jAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
3 o" E( y/ ~; [5 p1 \; P+ ^  P, ?It brings so many relatives.

8 i8 T1 w) M* uNever put off the work till tomorrow
. S( B/ E0 |$ d5 D0 T- y4 Dwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
- v) R5 E; D( B1 f+ ^' |1 fSo go to sleep
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, O' {- C: A" }! v- O/ o3 }( z4 sThere should be a better way to start a day
  W2 x& \# F8 ^. f/ l/ R! ~4 jThan waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
1 w8 g" ?, S/ E& \; X9 PBut why take the risk
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  o  h( ]* v' ?% O! B; h"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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0 R7 v1 `% s: L& U1 r! y2 d6 WGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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( w% N1 c. W% z5 ~; Y8 F0 E- lThe more you learn, the more you know,
; X' c6 S3 F( q; A7 ~9 vThe more you know, the more you forget
  ]+ A: p4 B& f% i& QThe more you forget, the less you know
) n3 ]7 p3 G/ C7 a# p/ zSo.. why learn.
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9 B+ H; Y. |6 P, @6 {) v$ yA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
/ O/ T) p* R# U0 BOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^