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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,+ {9 g0 p1 _( h  B( A. ?
it is your fate but,
4 t5 p+ h; [8 t& k! Sif your father-in-law is a poor man,- s8 N( Q9 Q3 c' L
it's your stupidity." K% f* w' `) ^* T" a& S
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I was born intelligent -3 p1 ~4 j! U3 k/ N9 e2 P
education ruined me.) A) z- n7 ?) X6 l5 ?0 ^8 U
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Practice makes perfect....
2 M6 v5 a! c# }# H& G0 h5 WBut nobody's perfect......% b2 x( j0 y, n
so why practice?$ U: p  W" A2 U+ g" p& G+ S$ \9 c
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
+ }" w- w$ T: D% Qthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,( G. j# c4 B* x) z- L- o0 D
people appear bright until you hear them speak.) N- n0 ~5 R+ ~3 N* ?- c8 t6 ~! c
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
; b( G0 H; {. B9 c% ~% ]. zThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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* P: E3 E  a! g( m. MOne should love animals., G4 z5 e$ e9 A" p5 ^! z' ]
They are so tasty.0 `% I2 J/ p5 ]  c

4 H3 _# `1 a' l6 \Behind every successful man, there is a woman$ q9 d) Y6 n* _' }
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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+ X1 \! L" @+ o* X5 ]Every man should marry.
% z* @, H. U# [4 W$ P! W9 h( W$ S7 lAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in1 c* h% j. E8 i  E/ H% U0 a3 S
life.
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' u8 h) K7 c# q/ b3 o! S5 KThe wise never marry.
% P" ]* K6 u" e. N( wand when they marry they become otherwise.
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" n2 G) H. u8 [2 oSuccess is a relative term." @4 t% q& [9 c' v! e2 T
It brings so many relatives.
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1 U, P6 S6 r( O4 C) H/ S% j; rNever put off the work till tomorrow
5 [; J5 y" ?( @* f0 I3 a! C6 owhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
+ d+ X& O- Q) R' @* f  `So go to sleep' P" E" `; N6 s$ O8 e, W
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There should be a better way to start a day
7 b' ~3 {. l+ E0 AThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody": J% c  Z3 b" k5 P* H$ n
But why take the risk2 ~: B; h7 d( ?

# {7 A% a8 }7 Y3 i; O) t, `"Work fascinates me"
$ c+ X! F. L* N6 w5 d8 j3 fI can look at it for hours
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* l1 I9 o1 T$ J# g" S; K8 bGod made relatives;
3 d/ B/ L  _1 B- E5 y# `Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
- ]7 d6 o- K9 ]  vThe more you know, the more you forget" w( v: Y2 `- `
The more you forget, the less you know' s* S# O1 b$ h
So.. why learn.
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6 o5 B2 ~" u% b. d+ v: x7 uA bus station is where a bus stops.
. t5 H% K1 E8 w/ K. Q% VA train station is where a train stops.
% `! X) P! N) m. X% NOn my desk, I have a work station....
* a0 N0 Q1 b2 _7 {5 Twhat more can I say........
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol
$ Q+ T6 b3 y# Z/ k/ rlove it ^^
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