Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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1 i* Z, C$ ]5 \) |if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

8 S) V$ A& E3 }" d" I0 BI was born intelligent -
2 f3 m& x" Q/ O. v# c& S) meducation ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
% {4 L( k* w8 P4 j$ B& bBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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' i6 i5 F2 K+ b( `3 EIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

/ ^! `7 M9 }: n7 M  n* d! CSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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3 x% b# ?+ q5 o( I: D7 PMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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% {5 N; u- q9 Q0 B' Y4 I4 XOne should love animals.
3 \7 m3 o" i7 D4 iThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
6 t' c5 d( n0 p5 V3 pAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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3 y+ T8 h+ ^& Z0 F! _# C& _, TThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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7 S6 K. h3 r8 \  o  RThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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1 X3 m& i/ M$ x( M# j4 w"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
1 l" X4 W& O5 C% {* wI can look at it for hours

+ d: C- O  m: mGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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4 b0 l, U" P8 ~  S( mThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
7 Z0 T. ]  @. BThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
" K, P: V  V8 C2 x" {- aA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^