Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

$ Z( N( k9 M- m' _) f9 JPractice makes perfect....
/ _+ ^% f  ]: fBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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- x' y! u$ m' x2 M: ESince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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4 {3 ]+ C+ A% y2 a/ z: `Behind every successful man, there is a woman
: H2 ^  ^1 @" |- Q' w) x( MAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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" ]1 z1 ]  @9 N+ lThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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4 c! y0 G; g$ ^Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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0 v. B6 u7 [6 s5 T2 a! I"Your future depend s on your dreams"
4 J9 M) Y: D' d1 jSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
- W. R* a8 O+ u3 `Than waking up every morning

2 t# u* m! }9 }7 h+ a' t9 ^"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

" W1 r) N6 v) A& _! P' I"Work fascinates me"
6 `+ \. V# m$ H0 O, u4 }$ b6 r7 YI can look at it for hours

- N/ Z: O' U* P8 K" ?God made relatives;
9 B2 d5 t+ Y  I9 [Thank God we can choose our friends.

+ _) R/ m2 K3 J; G  v' i+ |The more you learn, the more you know,
: L: v  K$ f' V  i( Y' u! G7 Q4 }5 hThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
1 w6 ?" h# F4 Q1 aSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
- [  v4 L1 e9 e' NOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^