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Height of Misunderstanding

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发表于 2008-3-12 01:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: 8 L, {3 O3 A- ]  u* b) S+ {
'I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! % m6 u3 h! ~, `. u. [* L
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.' & V5 a& l- G$ {1 i
The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid. . }" D0 C" w/ N9 |2 B
' Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma? '
8 m* u, Z  I/ B3 F'Yes... speaking' 0 D5 V& w0 y; l; Y% {- u4 a
Reliance guy, 'You're a month overdue, you know!'
" T5 H. l/ X" [. w6 h'How do YOU know?' stammers the young woman.
2 A: r& D) p. a+ ^  g( `, x& }'Well, ma'am, it's in our files!' says the Reliance guy.
; K6 |$ M5 Z0 D'What are you saying? It's in your files ...HOW?????'
- k$ {* E, T8 S7 p! K' J' Yes ............ . We have a system of finding out who's overdue '
+ k1 N* M# S. S# S# _- R0 f' GOD!!!!!!... ....... This is too much........ ..'
! R0 n( g& x$ o, R'Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue' # c3 {/ C! @. f; g7 {
'I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He will speak to your company tomorrow '
7 F3 k) _3 H' oThat night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Reliance office the next day morning. : i* {& U  q. i. h* a, w- q2 A
'What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
2 V9 n7 U# d- g; Q4 tWhat business is that of yours?' the husband shouts. * q! X- E% A+ @; m1 d/ ?7 f
'Just calm down,' says the lady at the reception at Reliance, 'it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.'
: F1 r) o! y# z& O; B9 D' Q'PAY you? And if I refuse?'
" @0 c/ I, w9 {/ H' @'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.' + N* s# J. r) `
'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks. 0 a) C, }2 m4 O2 J4 B
'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.'
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