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) j3 O" T: T+ ^& r) z4 sTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 V# _; A j8 m( O4 @Maria: Here it is.
# g+ M2 y5 [6 l. s yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) j0 R+ w( k. J: B6 P* MClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! x* l3 ~" v" g6 F; s# dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 t3 b$ f: _, ~- g) P5 k
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; n; E% s; o6 M1 h5 Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 w% v. b9 H4 p5 L( ?5 i {
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 K8 ]: x8 m# z4 n: W
Y+ y' E) N L7 L. ^$ s/ PTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 M7 d9 R* D. |8 f* V% `/ LDonald: H I J K L M N O.
9 Q4 F; n5 V. Z/ a. v( U9 o3 i" v9 B9 jTeacher: What are you talking about?
% b3 s8 B; u- A7 n% GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - F1 s" J% q4 q" K$ ~5 T; D$ j
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 N, `; E# [( h1 `( aWinnie: Me!
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' b. J4 P# t, I. Q) s/ S" ]* YTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& @6 P0 R0 g: CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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9 @( W0 {( M% T3 \3 p& gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 M; t4 m9 @6 a
Millie: I is...
6 [- x. T) F0 a% B) [6 u0 m6 m7 x% jTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 o) w# \4 K+ @Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* P4 ]1 _6 p$ A9 i; o' o& Y/ CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" O% M/ \/ r' |0 jLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , P) i2 H5 [1 m2 W/ P, u; l
1 ^; R" b( \& U- a0 J# XTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 I# M) g9 ~8 S$ H% aSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 o% I% z7 o V8 Q% \1 J, a
2 M3 ?# Z* i. p- pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; }) G$ l1 A6 `9 ] Y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ M7 Y+ b3 P& Z9 E$ T! iHarold: A teacher
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