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" H# O. y) ^. W( U3 MMaria: Here it is. 9 f7 x8 F9 X* w# I- E
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
S8 l0 x! ]( ~- |Class: Maria.
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$ c% [2 ^# g/ @$ zTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & ?& w2 c$ N$ u' t
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, m) R; O; A. D ?9 JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' j0 i, j) ^8 B7 x% F
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 n* p7 I. \9 [" g1 J( g( ITeacher: No, that's wrong
5 S* E# ^' A# T* e& AGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & Y3 l) ~, M' ^! i7 y$ K3 V$ Q A
" N; L- ]- @* [Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! Z! z* V/ M7 M. u' G/ i' IDonald: H I J K L M N O.
7 @" A8 C0 Q' J. fTeacher: What are you talking about?
5 t* H& [, @% L5 gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 \6 x8 T; p( o) p/ z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 v9 m: @# Z! s# l; EWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . c9 s, T$ @% O, {; R3 C% `4 T& v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 c# n; u' g& X) [/ x
Millie: I is... " H- ` s; U {4 p( p5 o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 m' G+ }1 o4 B4 h8 X2 V i( j# z( w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' E+ ?% r- V; ^5 ~! ?9 mTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; Q% {" r( x+ Y3 k7 l8 ?3 D% b0 }Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! P- M/ u7 Y/ m7 P4 j3 E
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 y, @, ]0 |% M, R' P8 R mSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ ?, b! N4 V9 L% a
, ~6 F' K4 H1 f$ q3 U( {: }Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# L& S2 p0 D8 D- f0 QClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 X2 |" X" }6 a n Z& B3 D$ M3 n) i
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % p5 w; ^8 R% i: V: S2 e$ B
Harold: A teacher
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