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. ?/ o1 C6 u* y5 @( Q. [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - v+ F G0 p( P/ Y, k4 d0 a
Maria: Here it is. 0 m4 E" ~1 h) V' G
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: z6 d) q5 Q& [. EClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 `; o2 ^- P" N! _5 C; Y% kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 Z% | S+ J% @
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ j3 b; @5 C9 A" W/ D8 Z9 wGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : F o% y1 C9 F, G% u# l0 S, m
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 c, W1 n ~1 y' m- B% h+ U, t+ sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* V7 F, j) ?& L) b4 a8 i9 J1 X4 qDonald: H I J K L M N O. ( n: ^0 W: r9 ?" z
Teacher: What are you talking about? P W$ @5 m6 _" \' ~$ L1 F
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 g1 q/ y% f1 T5 {; J3 Y2 S4 ~5 VTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 b; h5 K m, E' K0 a! E! u+ h
Winnie: Me!
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9 ?- d; T5 p. XTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " h: h1 h4 z- i8 f) s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 N6 D; L: z4 M4 {7 ~
Millie: I is...
7 Z/ q" [9 E: C( s" i; nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, N+ J! K0 v1 _3 T+ GMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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: {7 i# T; j/ X, m- A2 ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) u8 X6 Y$ K% q* m) C p% E$ j7 K+ E
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' ~$ Q& D i7 d0 Q7 d# y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, ]8 t! v+ h4 u; ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 n3 Z2 _6 C2 }: s4 ~/ GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . B* j8 j* B5 c8 z2 l+ y3 t
6 g# R# D* E6 ZTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 E n" d: ~- @9 h( m8 ~" FHarold: A teacher
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