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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 V0 C0 H1 A$ [4 b- r2 ~
Maria: Here it is. # h' D) _( F, o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 O& ]0 n1 `9 P2 x! `! v! x# @
Class: Maria. 1 \7 G# s/ d3 L6 Y8 x/ ?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # _$ a) i9 k0 J' c, R2 d: a3 P
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : H% V @9 l: H& b: C' h& x
8 C$ p* V' F# P1 X+ d eTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ C5 c- `8 X& @4 M* mGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! R; T4 Y* n5 e5 j& G8 K
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; |# U% m% u0 Q4 L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 @. o- M2 i: K5 s5 F O
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 M) c, S+ k1 P2 r* U4 L9 UDonald: H I J K L M N O. 2 F* Z) y+ N: N5 }) H) Z
Teacher: What are you talking about? : @6 p+ b3 _1 g2 E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # k/ k! v! M, d( e' q+ n! _
' E, \# y9 y: V& p8 xTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- f% N! X9 c; d, S0 [* _, gWinnie: Me!
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) P: K, a V. u( `0 W; W W- p8 u! r. RTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - b7 u% V( Z8 z3 C6 H* e( w s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) o1 Y% h/ m. u. x5 L4 d8 |
* O g, ]6 L/ B( B0 S1 JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 I/ n5 ^" C. G9 N/ iMillie: I is... 7 n l+ I5 t9 \3 C& K* ^. x
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + h* L. a k$ a2 q0 q) z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 y3 ]; R; ^0 _% c0 r5 f4 F$ T: V
5 ]' F8 E5 S% ^1 V' eTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; B1 t5 f/ u3 G3 V2 ]
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % {* |6 Q7 ]9 n: Y
* f9 L! [/ W, K; ^9 a) PTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; _8 f: h3 f2 F4 z2 X2 Z2 fSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 J" C O8 k7 P8 IClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / E+ _5 `0 U2 i4 H+ C
2 f+ }' a: o F, ]. t) ]Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 c2 o& Z0 C9 n2 V
Harold: A teacher ( y( A. e! l. x
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