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6 K! E( P% K) P. DTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! i: F: f" T8 Q! }' S1 k
Maria: Here it is.
; T* U: }" j6 pTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- f1 S: r8 T1 I" a5 iClass: Maria. ' i& O' m2 z8 s: s; T
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * T. u; o' R4 k" J
John: You told me to do it without using tables. O+ f( e }! S# }$ B# }- o6 I
4 u" ^: X2 s: h7 W4 x9 |' GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ \# Z; R; E7 }; {! [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ P' n6 X0 h$ N# F0 Q3 N; y# m8 `Teacher: No, that's wrong
0 A: h9 j% q+ D& }- H$ rGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) G9 Y, e7 i( E( u! y N
9 W! k* w9 Y" {, uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. S: x2 v( Y2 H9 \% s' a, E2 U- }Donald: H I J K L M N O. * a5 ?( D: i, \% g7 b
Teacher: What are you talking about? ) {$ D" V4 I, S; z; E ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / o# t6 Z" V; p
$ H4 t0 G, j/ v/ P. v7 ZTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* ~/ D$ K% ^; b3 m8 F+ Z& jWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- l8 R& `3 o+ u2 ]+ ~$ @Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / Z# p- ]1 D5 B* M ^! ?
Millie: I is... 9 ~$ s, f$ x, L+ i% X# l
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* O4 r3 F; U$ ~6 lMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 U5 E+ g8 j! g/ R1 S/ c6 s5 X! `; V
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - r& J% q& y: j& L- f
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % {# B' `6 n! y5 a! L. [ O
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 I$ n5 e7 C2 x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 [; w/ w6 u! p h9 O
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 L1 y& X( W+ e6 S( T1 @ m0 @& X
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! f+ v2 A' z% o3 @- W
Harold: A teacher
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