Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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5 M0 p  O7 \1 b4 G1 MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# N! P2 b% Q$ n) w2 P! KMaria: Here it is.
) X  k! K! Y; b& OTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ ^" l9 |: H: N" y$ pClass: Maria.

; ~, `+ C, Z) [Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 [+ F2 @, w1 ]Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
% g: c! z; i4 Z5 `1 U$ Q& ZGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- s+ L, K1 @) M1 G: U* \Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 q+ `& j" Y9 K8 c$ C/ k& PDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 [, i* E5 ?9 O! Q6 dWinnie: Me!
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! J. g- [5 o* X7 f3 J% NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
8 J) u1 `  G2 y  wTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 \2 S! k: T9 v- [- X6 k# pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

1 [9 a5 A; R) a' v4 @+ X2 C5 STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

* `1 @( \; h. [3 P5 U: B% U& Q9 rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher

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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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