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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % V0 m- @2 S* B3 A
Maria: Here it is. 8 h* m* A2 ]& b1 K4 j4 n3 X
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? k U# ?' c* s7 G- ^' G9 ^
Class: Maria.
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# D2 r% @+ G6 p a( M0 B4 q" a+ ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! O( P& G$ J+ y8 }) g
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 m2 w: z4 w; M$ TTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, \# l2 Q1 ^7 e. aGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " Y! C7 y" F- b: {8 i0 ~
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 B- T# {1 s! Y3 x) y) C1 \- a
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & H) n( H' \8 _
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 k. h! U. B/ k- Q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 K! o1 L: `8 |' Y6 H" VDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" t' R w7 j& Z8 s) A GTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * w+ ?) H7 T; Q; Z. f
Winnie: Me! 4 ~% l) e+ N; k& F
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , U# ~' M7 ^3 _" G$ l. ~# ?. E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _8 z' g( s* O
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * u( S% H, H0 z
Millie: I is... . H8 f+ [" e& p, d1 |1 w% n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ v, G& \2 a0 z4 @& m# gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; k7 m* K# P% f( p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ y9 s& W& o. u1 I
3 i# d% I$ n2 g( k& cTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# v2 ~4 c' U( R1 iSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 k# N6 c- z( l! D! L [, q( k! @
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 E+ H+ L* e0 A1 s$ G; W" kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) R3 C+ k& ?0 s5 v H8 uTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 w1 t) N! f. |4 hHarold: A teacher % k! _0 L* s0 L' B
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