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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
" G7 S: E) E& X7 Z6 HThe girl said: NO!'/ k" ^& _# Q/ X

4 B$ t$ w2 G; h3 A/ a" n) qAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,7 y: r3 E  |9 D) A! E+ l- m$ R  @
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
& `' _+ e6 F8 d) J( v; NHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
, [& m) |" E. x7 bGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had' [( p+ y: v" k
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched) l* m: I, y& z+ |
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
7 w" Q2 s6 O; O+ c! vHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in3 ?# O' m2 d! |' w/ A
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.7 w% {4 a$ F  |" {

* G5 R6 k# s! L" z* Y6 RThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 % @5 G' w8 z+ T* j0 l! p
What does this story mean?

: i/ `9 P7 w  W+ |+ N! _6 LMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
% H7 m! x& D+ t8 G0 U$ gHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
9 D8 k, Q* F* R  a3 DWhat does this story mean?

+ v$ c6 d2 |% r3 J, w- @老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny- k" h: Z. [$ t, w
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...' M, z- Y3 [$ M& F" P: H/ |
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...6 w2 X9 p! Y" s0 [
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
! R$ ]4 G0 X1 e4 F& G. |3 |And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
+ x! G2 z1 C) K4 KWhat does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 9 j* C" R8 U5 D, n$ ]5 H
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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# ~4 ~( I* c0 o0 I; @赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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1 [" X' }  E7 {% W6 i2 oWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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