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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'# b& i: P' X: K, }9 c+ b' C* x- V
The girl said: NO!'' A) d2 e1 `0 M( B) k

8 _: Y  }  h' d$ E0 G8 ?And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,- Q' v# I" Z* x& w) i
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# S1 H3 D0 d2 k5 J
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't2 {% w/ C5 n& }6 @0 J7 k9 `/ ^" b
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
6 K5 G6 o" z. V1 w) Y# ^: l3 jAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched* E4 _' V2 P- M* R, h$ I2 ^
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
! C5 F& O; h! N6 y1 W% H( SHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
7 O' q/ }5 c/ R, m& oSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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/ l4 c9 M- m$ p" x. XThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 " O0 r; D; X! Q9 E  N2 Q# ~$ U
What does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
! P  w" e: Z, S4 h3 E% g# tHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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# `, P/ Q8 R' G% w1 G  `5 N* ]& Q Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 3 S9 L: d5 i4 o. j
What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
* i, Y4 p, D3 m$ l* `5 o! p( b"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
- a+ J. j( Q% x0 |6 nAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
) \' P1 j2 p  ]/ z3 XAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
! A8 ?1 f" F0 e' u" o/ b5 eAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
4 n& d7 l4 ~$ O6 p& }% NWhat does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
4 Q. ]" ]) F% e7 J/ Z. F+ a" t# iyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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& E/ l, ~1 D5 g7 r6 b赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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  b5 @$ K+ o/ }+ l2 z老杨的这句英文说的好

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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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