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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
2 J- T" N" S. a" K" uThe girl said: NO!'
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# F& k) V( }/ l1 T C- CAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
9 L7 \6 m- x# L% _9 }" fDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never' g' \/ u0 \1 x3 C- Q8 K
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
# r b. n0 } C; w4 b* tGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
! R# G S: B+ \: k0 QAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched0 o! C) c5 Q/ C3 h( a
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had* O' Y& i, B3 p8 S; ^! z' w
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
- ?+ U% R5 e Z% w) iSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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