 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'9 x) a) C; _8 b8 x% w/ S6 J( H
The girl said: NO!'. {+ Z; V2 J$ s( g
0 l* `/ o) g. S/ tAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 `$ P: N: V# u; a
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never- w$ J6 n) n$ S) r- S2 E
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* ~) C; X/ O+ T
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had7 g( T) s2 l3 b' O, d' Y$ c
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched' S4 @: d# Z7 }7 O$ r# B
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
. D1 _$ M/ p' w6 Y/ _1 HHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in4 \5 E3 @8 J9 U6 M
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.; X: a, G8 L5 ]3 G
# e9 H5 `5 _" W; k: e1 Z+ k
The End |
|