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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'0 n7 O/ D0 R- K1 t" a9 e" T+ s# B
The girl said: NO!'# G Z. ?" { a/ c
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* Y. X1 V' c0 N% RDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
6 z( N* g5 L& \5 @Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ f, ]) K, V5 O/ T8 jGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had+ I$ J. O. r5 a, x* l) W* c
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched+ V8 Z$ P7 O* t, P: m
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
5 o3 K! \; B% IHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
3 H" [3 [5 ~' TSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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