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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'# b& i: P' X: K, }9 c+ b' C* x- V
The girl said: NO!'' A) d2 e1 `0 M( B) k
8 _: Y } h' d$ E0 G8 ?And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,- Q' v# I" Z* x& w) i
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# S1 H3 D0 d2 k5 J
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't2 {% w/ C5 n& }6 @0 J7 k9 `/ ^" b
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
6 K5 G6 o" z. V1 w) Y# ^: l3 jAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched* E4 _' V2 P- M* R, h$ I2 ^
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
! C5 F& O; h! N6 y1 W% H( SHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
7 O' q/ }5 c/ R, m& oSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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/ l4 c9 M- m$ p" x. XThe End |
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