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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'9 x; S. ^, P$ `/ }) o5 m
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,2 d2 B2 H9 S1 Z& p. h' ~$ a
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never, S$ q8 F. k8 W
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
* A; u3 @$ Y" s) s. c  iGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had. r' g7 X0 `) \, q5 p2 v( V
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched1 H$ L3 k/ a1 h8 V$ F
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had+ t" h, G! K/ ?8 u
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in( s0 ?; }! L- W3 H, G# r! d5 K
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.3 B1 E! y/ P; e/ I0 e( Q
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
2 V1 g9 E3 h  N. IWhat does this story mean?

8 M, B& N( K1 O: NMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 * r0 z  z# [( ~5 K  Y( \7 {
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 ! H. M3 S' a+ N3 O" v) E
What does this story mean?

0 K! h! y* d! U老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
: s5 ?4 q3 s* Z) k. Q  C& R" Y"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...; B  E; x: g+ k7 s
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
$ ]3 ^+ g$ H/ X. {And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
8 k& k9 j- D  i1 MAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
* q: o2 G8 p, U6 x4 [" \+ @. b% tWhat does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 8 i" l2 _9 j8 F* H5 t6 [! e
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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8 W  \' ^0 s$ v: O' z, x赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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0 M- k+ n# S# Z, Z6 u1 z老杨的这句英文说的好

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2 q9 R1 ^$ ~9 m7 L( h4 G6 PWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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