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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'9 x; S. ^, P$ `/ }) o5 m
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,2 d2 B2 H9 S1 Z& p. h' ~$ a
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never, S$ q8 F. k8 W
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
* A; u3 @$ Y" s) s. c iGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had. r' g7 X0 `) \, q5 p2 v( V
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched1 H$ L3 k/ a1 h8 V$ F
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had+ t" h, G! K/ ?8 u
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in( s0 ?; }! L- W3 H, G# r! d5 K
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.3 B1 E! y/ P; e/ I0 e( Q
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