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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
- o; X) h( V6 ]3 Kcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
- T5 t9 j8 D' S& V8 RBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' I5 M5 U h3 s, w7 S
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious./ I; ]+ D) V3 S* [* Z8 G( X
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 q) e# v* Q) c- U
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; @8 K7 R& i4 o) d- @4 s3 q
the eye.$ g. m) X' ^ _
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* ~* i0 d+ ?# h$ X7 V3 W/ d3 z7 y4 v! |thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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% _- i8 Z% o- Z0 @( {! I6 jAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since$ r, c2 P' P b4 }% R% W
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
5 H z% A0 Z x: `" Fgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"- n! U7 L! s8 W# A# {
8 t0 k' ?3 W3 Y6 I) }6 s/ J% @Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* j0 }# ^5 G E7 T2 G7 ]) g' |$ g% _I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
# J" l, b, Q" [- C% tI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains1 {9 z" e( _3 ^1 ]4 n
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". V6 u3 |' u2 Q- ]8 I/ B, ~* g3 e
# m$ h8 _( P* pSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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. W$ K& N1 Q' m9 ^6 ^$ y) Z"Dear Son.........' ~0 R: X$ ^ {+ A" k1 v8 ]
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not! S- H2 |1 x, Q7 b
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
3 W! R2 Y3 ]4 T, S& Ythat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
6 {8 C3 l0 P8 [' E) Ugravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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