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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!! z/ ~+ i' i+ u" w! j4 ?3 `& f# ]
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# a, B2 |8 d5 u; q" R- G* H
( E. B$ y9 ~* ~4 Y7 r6 bMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
, I( w s5 b" ~" N2 {! PStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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6 I7 ^0 Q' l7 m- d- a: ?& E' ZOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
% a5 D/ N2 Q9 r+ x% lHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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/ x" t2 v A( |8 OReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be3 P& L9 y# I' ]
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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6 s" |5 n; a: ^About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since* k0 x/ ]- U3 e0 \+ n6 a n# ~) {
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver) M( p' p! u% U/ k1 A6 N$ Q
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( U3 h: Z* v% A; ~7 d. M5 z
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be& f. `: L' z5 k# _+ H- {4 F* r4 h- {
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% x" t W# v; Q+ _! w8 BI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and- ^+ J' I7 m i
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains* X/ X3 i: {' `8 x0 E% M1 T3 t
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 L5 B2 N6 t h9 ^% I
read:
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1 e$ Y" H |* g( |' j, P5 ["Dear Son.........
- N0 P5 n6 M# v; o2 V# yI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
5 X* V5 y) [ M9 Rsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 J% d% W7 m; a2 o
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver0 k+ K/ ^, v7 F, \. S* s; [( d+ [, W
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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