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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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0 Y/ R. M4 S: cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
0 Q; |' e+ x: \4 M1 H# ucourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful2 }- _0 O; r5 `7 v" {
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
$ q6 y3 t% d' M' `+ hStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be3 a t2 F8 |8 E }) d
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since: a9 Y! A, F6 ? e4 G2 `; v
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver( m# |' I# w5 ?% I
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?". H! i9 M, O1 \( z
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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$ |: V( K: R. ]3 i" |& b9 tHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% ?: @0 q5 `) j* D' M5 l2 RI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
' c: z3 C1 l! Y9 R' lI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
3 t3 B& D) b! Nthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' w) S# X- O @) v8 G E# ~
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son........./ }/ x y0 Z2 D
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, U! M5 M! f# U3 `/ ^) W0 fsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains: q) C% c- \: R( Y: ^' P9 l" \
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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