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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.5 a) h- c4 _/ O
3 r1 A! u, E4 u, e: LMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 }" K: b' S) p3 m0 z
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.' k/ P& [: U4 W1 Q$ A5 r8 a
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 \9 |, V# b& E; [! M6 v! m
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 t- n: C; U1 c; V" _: Q6 h
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."4 r: S" G' |2 B7 z9 P9 m
5 k' Z4 ?3 x3 M; Y# \1 UAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since& k) o7 o/ I5 A6 Z6 b4 w
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver n6 r _8 J2 f6 W- W8 f( B1 U
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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/ R7 f7 D# p$ u/ ~; A7 d. sBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, d. m1 }( m! ]% {
sure.") g3 |* h/ f6 N$ X: S% V: |* H
5 q$ z) d: |, O! i7 a# QHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....% S0 g0 l+ N6 e( n( j! y
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
4 W m7 x, \1 Y5 o* NI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains0 ]6 }' |% Q. N) i/ I5 X2 K
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". {1 T. n* ?! p) z3 I
9 ~/ Q9 G- H2 @4 W- i9 [Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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& {5 F( K1 @! u6 H, y2 q+ L7 j: {"Dear Son.........
/ }1 L: i3 n# DI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver# G& x' E* o/ n5 V3 I
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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