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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!8 k) z: X" \* b# m5 r
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
+ E" P j5 _! I9 |' n2 \course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
3 T: C2 Y; k6 D6 fBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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2 N5 W/ l" v& D. Z3 O- @Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and+ W8 l1 |: O3 L8 |" Z G2 ?
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.( ]. z) @/ u. w/ k; H Z
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
# p! L8 f/ z) L3 vHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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. ^8 [1 a7 v& j; ^$ Y8 v' ]Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
7 K, O3 |; x. D& s% n3 hthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ L( L R' T8 X! h5 v
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
/ z- |0 r, l1 \$ f5 hyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
/ p. M7 \4 z6 b0 Bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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* ^; G1 b; C; Q* _& Q% O2 UBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....." b* u' E( J2 c* w" L3 o6 b4 c% w
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and" c0 n# z+ r i& S: y
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains1 R6 [9 }: ~ L% V7 ?! D1 p
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".) U) a' {' j" s8 }7 n; `* J% D
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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$ @( Y; l1 d! B B! `! T"Dear Son.........
! S& N. V' q+ YI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
( \9 N3 R( }& }7 s# ?saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains, R( Y( d; Q; k! J2 p, y! @7 T
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver" y4 ]2 S1 u0 `: V) `8 P! H7 B
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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