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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!8 G( \. [5 X9 v2 r8 r& A/ f

: \+ ?# i# G$ S; t: w. yBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.  s+ h) C) }& d4 j( ]# E, y: g
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and& V% E3 x; F  ]
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.# w% T( i8 H, C5 V2 Z, M
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
' |( J9 n4 V5 x; t9 R0 myour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
2 T5 F8 C# D- o$ d) p, D$ i: n' }gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"1 o2 E! _% k9 K+ Z: y

$ [4 P" k1 t; G/ E7 HBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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7 h6 W- @" U- d( S- x! @6 wHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 E/ O1 V& {, Q
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
* J) }' ?: F9 e1 w6 S- nI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains" \' F! S" f/ o9 ?; A$ ]
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".* J- u  O4 h( C; S5 _' |
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son........., l  ^/ A7 \. k+ S
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
+ {# L  T8 t) @( Z# zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains  @* ^# O9 c. T5 z5 |6 ~$ x% o
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:7 ]/ A, U, M( [. B' f# G, Q* I0 u
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
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- F/ ?/ d+ j4 K9 G+ [. K看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
0 m2 [: ~# t, O( r5 P' F这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:
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2 T8 _1 k7 k( c# W$ T聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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