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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 y0 f% n) m+ G3 i+ z$ p. I
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 E7 V- s3 q* @, e9 F/ X% `
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: M! M7 j, u, T3 P
the eye., ~: Q( S* ~ C& B
# @. D c( _" pReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ ?1 J1 w5 W; z4 x
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.") Z% v& F, }1 B" F+ N
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since P' E! J0 G7 {2 X- t' z
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" {+ j0 z; c+ X- M0 e8 \
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"6 [/ I( N1 t3 B
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....0 Z' `( C" D2 W' |4 [
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and N* ^8 J2 r; M+ T* F" O4 P3 g
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 C$ r% ^- m/ p. |+ Q8 o' u7 a
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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) Q& w$ g0 I# X: K: S"Dear Son.........0 ^4 B5 x6 c" ~7 C2 v, |7 Y. K
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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. F4 N. {) L2 dthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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