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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!- L k1 @" F- p4 E6 g
8 q& Y' w3 ]4 ]/ l5 aBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the n& J! k% r" b7 A) T6 }
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 ~+ f7 } u3 H! f% s8 @Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and0 ~/ L) J. ~" p0 y- J/ `
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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; @) ` M1 V) F0 P$ ?2 _Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) x1 X) K7 W2 Z; C3 T
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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( E% q6 J6 n& f6 x0 l( lReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be" m! g7 P1 I1 h; ~4 h
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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, {* J; \% ?3 i. u' F; DAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since+ s0 P) p6 O$ l2 [
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver) B- D% \& g% i
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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* {, T7 Q1 x1 @8 K6 a1 mBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be8 p+ \! w+ U6 j, s& {- T
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 Q5 }: R, {" V3 [( ~) p
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
) ~% r2 ]5 |% N" QI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
L* ]" j) v% ?' a5 T3 Ithat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". m$ Q9 p$ c5 n, W9 ^5 b0 Q3 M
5 {: ~, n: l5 X5 Y9 Y/ v: wSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that, H! C7 g, _5 L# k0 p5 V" n, |: M
read:& k. `$ v! ]5 G, m& a
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"Dear Son.........
' ], H' [3 A: T8 VI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not, W2 e) P' S/ g* N D
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains6 @5 F' Z V* ?/ I' I$ H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
7 o! S" q/ g9 n1 A# K7 e/ ]gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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