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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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* q+ f L9 Q, E- o2 _/ sBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ _# s9 o/ V e& A. Y
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
9 F0 f! k0 l, N9 u P; fBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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5 Z5 S0 v4 X0 x0 lMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
, @/ L" m) F9 f4 W& `: g& u& EStephanie and this had only made her more curious.5 M- c \& O4 }* x$ ?0 C5 y7 ~3 \
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.4 I+ w, a" Z9 O. n! S
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met) g4 _3 T* g+ d1 M! d8 z
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" _; q( q* B; r# S5 AReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
- E8 j) B& L! lthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.". s) B1 K' H& O+ z5 a$ K
- V1 r. }; t: H0 r8 q9 S% [About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 k, H" K: C5 ?- L5 g
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver* J9 ^2 G2 B2 g1 d9 `- B
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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; v) B7 [5 c% Q5 Q& YBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be3 R7 {/ P8 @/ D
sure."
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( I2 |! b- h- r, f; U V/ iHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....9 ~; s7 g1 J" T1 i1 \6 e. H
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and/ D; n+ @4 W. D' ?* l9 {
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ l% c8 v# v0 Z- t6 zthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"." b3 g( u# k9 x6 E$ j: b9 ?* z
7 ~( j6 j% ^# D$ }Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........: @8 y6 d) v k6 d2 o8 P
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not- C8 ? g m/ m6 j
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains: S2 P5 ], V; P" A1 m; f
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
, I7 n* k3 K9 H5 x+ \gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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