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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day! n% P* {' W- r f8 g
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
: j5 c4 p7 N: j, F5 aslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got7 H$ S& s* `- b& J9 K: f* g
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma$ O/ Q) ]1 g+ ?0 b3 l7 w
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
d. Q; c, [( Z4 ?( H# @# Tthat you're not holding up your side of things.'
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1 u5 v _% }- R; l3 p5 SMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot( O5 @# J9 r4 `$ k, h% V
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
9 E2 h6 U6 u2 `! ^5 \once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
9 Z7 R: a4 H! b5 H' Ron a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in8 X$ x6 V; t+ j4 T5 Q# k! f
a hurry. |
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