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2 R; t1 u" X o" A; l; jWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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+ N6 X- G1 M1 r* w'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma8 A9 i0 G7 F. Y9 B. z
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
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once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in7 Q0 s4 b; i* F- M8 A+ e5 s5 s
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