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Marriage viewpoint * Q8 N7 r' X: @# ]7 |+ {; A3 s$ ~! b
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day# U8 N' P& y0 E: n1 h
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,$ u m" N: m0 o, b& U$ Z
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got6 b* ~. O# y/ J& S, y
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'! W7 n7 e' t1 M6 Q8 O) {
7 W- j3 r1 E+ d% |1 X$ o" M+ b'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma, a9 e1 w' t9 V- k' S
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me# ?8 [) Q6 f% w M c: u
that you're not holding up your side of things.'" E0 q, g' U- {( M$ d0 s3 d5 B
$ v0 h) t |% F- e; Y5 WMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
/ e: v+ @) ^' N {4 X25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would1 n! T4 S# X7 W/ R- E! J, m
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
' E# c; h8 Z& }$ Non a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.1 ?5 p. X3 N" o- y/ v# C8 i
$ Y* Q1 {1 h$ q% ~- ~Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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