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Marriage viewpoint 3 V% f- W. n9 o* ]+ l' E
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8 p) r( X7 f% p) h8 C- s3 @When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day! Q% C4 {: r, N9 x _& N; S
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,; e, `- I, C- z+ ~7 Y! V' }2 Z+ x
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
8 M4 X. K2 q( c0 b) K: V. Kto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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: }" R* Y. ^/ C; X# C'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma" i% d9 |) ]- @0 d
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me6 V$ T. w- Z- `6 |) F% h( Y
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
. m' H& X3 M3 H& ^25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would# Z' j( V9 }; V
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
$ I9 Y, U1 ]+ o, [7 ^) {on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in1 F" e2 a4 v9 o/ M5 n
a hurry. |
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