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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
6 B/ B: Z, I- H( H4 Wfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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2 m" a! ] J3 N& R B: NWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
6 e% [& D$ ~+ [* Y- a2 o! cPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
& j! g7 K% y' M9 L6 L4 zweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &/ i4 R. h: Q: l2 T9 w! V
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?) A5 o- G7 C4 C3 k3 d8 s- K5 Z
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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. p# C9 U# o3 ]- f$ n9 [* KThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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