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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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& U$ e- t6 K5 O3 H6 k! i9 A: y0 BWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
9 ?/ y3 { d2 ?) x ^- d9 |Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a% w) }; z" |3 w" h6 T% y! K( T1 j
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
: }) ]% D. ^) c& b% t4 HI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did. w0 W' @6 c3 a6 X- t
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?$ n9 c% l& L1 I. \( ?# a/ w% ~
: F0 O% Q- s8 V3 l6 OHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
. l+ `7 w' p8 ?! pdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'% T( m' N4 i3 P4 u9 M3 ?+ a" k* r$ v+ _
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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