Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
: R1 y6 d* |  ~6 x) cfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
8 z3 k  o# C  S0 oPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

% c- Z; y7 {* O1 QThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

3 |) k$ T3 }! p$ r8 kThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

$ M  t; p2 ^( {" t& OHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


# u2 ^1 }) ~0 u0 lThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

: \; `/ Z# T; P/ tCut off his........