Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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" c( a6 ~( O1 bWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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& }+ a5 m7 Z2 q8 K8 z2 C" A% vThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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3 t9 O1 p' W! R  C) O5 GThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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# F  k$ F* Y% o- N% GHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
7 e/ {4 X+ o( }# \( A7 e5 Tdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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4 t6 I% j' M1 dThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........