Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
/ m$ y/ X& T: vPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
4 h# G% p- l; T2 B3 C; C" Nweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
1 E0 }! i. n& x0 F' ]6 t6 II will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

- B8 f6 _( v8 r0 O+ hThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

3 F# h( y+ Y& q- z! S9 E- G( _) h- d7 kThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

$ B4 v* k# t) f4 u: G1 MThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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* S' [6 I  o  ^. j' G5 a& Z( vHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
( L- R! M: Z8 ^: ^# ^didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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9 c% c: z$ {5 H: q# B2 bThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

) E$ [& b4 }: y  KCut off his........