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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : # H+ I! l8 j1 x0 L. | B) O
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) r4 A/ I8 S/ }. w- GTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.8 r$ x- m) M* l5 Q
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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% ?1 \+ U" H% o4 ZIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.7 n% n0 B0 A3 Z' K6 u9 e6 a" Q3 ^
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 9 R: D! e# F" y8 R/ u2 u
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.7 C% d2 I6 p. I8 w2 L, j2 T
* ^+ v# ^ i0 A) YGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 8 |/ J/ e- H$ G
) P$ f- R# r' nWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 9 X e$ Y5 L" c: t6 D! @9 W @# J- X
1 W- y( ] {! f& s. c7 fWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.& V+ B% H; E, K& @2 d W& e
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..3 d# l- k$ e4 w' a- g9 B
- M$ H) f& q2 x, t3 m: \Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 8 @' s; E: E8 {. U; \
) `1 O3 U( V. I' FWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. $ A' t7 |- B. f; h. E
- N/ I; C! n3 }8 w2 }Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.6 M+ k4 Y- d: v) W# ?
" ]4 q% m6 w7 ]9 `* p9 {( aTurn off shower.& E6 L- n) n' u; I9 W
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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6 a3 n3 V7 J% }7 P4 _* F9 i9 `. [Spray mold spots with Tilex. 5 p/ Z7 S; [& ^$ s/ V/ w, c9 z
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. , b3 w4 v J1 d$ h: N4 c, \; g' V
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 2 V& |6 B6 X% j/ l9 m' C/ C4 A
" g8 e. r# C& MReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. , ^' I: F8 [9 Q4 Y1 E* l% F
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. ; a$ |: O2 @. N9 H: F h8 ]' `9 ]/ g
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- ]/ Q! s5 C5 n$ h1 UHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: % q- U, r8 C% A
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. - e4 f, @+ P/ F
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Walk naked to the bathroom.% r) |! S! v5 R
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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- n0 h7 Q% C! }Look at your manly physique in the mirror. ! D% a1 N1 G1 Y5 l( ^* g }: r
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. . Y7 b3 U- q! L+ q% Y5 v
0 W( x% m+ ]0 P" L3 RGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. $ x8 ?! f8 p8 y; b6 J
3 o0 V6 P& x! gBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. ! T, f9 e9 B, B* H" s( v* L1 A
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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, c/ D! x2 F& _$ o; lSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. & n( [) z5 Z: H3 p8 d; P
# c! K9 {5 L$ {8 R/ W1 eWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. , w8 }4 n0 L8 S, X( T
% i5 W8 d% J: bPee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. ' y; R* G" l. b5 X6 k6 C
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Partially dry off.
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7 P" q4 f* ]0 O: ~" x& SFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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. b- y8 ^$ P0 Y7 r, qAdmire wiener size in mirror again. ! \* C+ C+ [. ~3 D% H0 J% ^
4 T9 m" P' L: DLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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! G4 A# O6 t' |/ d; h/ Y! e1 V; PReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. ! c( k' N: `+ `. |& y$ Y: P
7 T& |6 T/ r, Z9 G, M5 ^# }. M+ j4 e) bIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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