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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. - W/ ?' P- t/ ^5 G0 \% b
$ ~) f+ f0 d- EIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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% T! w! n3 f* e$ ~- }Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
0 @% g8 F6 M1 ^7 X+ p# H4 Hmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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" n d2 q! O& M0 ~2 NWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 6 w9 ]9 A: N' f3 l- [
$ d; h; x: D! b; W, oWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.5 p8 |( j4 I1 W
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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. g* w8 T( a# s- [Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 0 ~. S/ M" _4 T1 Z! P4 _
5 P$ y' Y5 n9 U" J. P6 k3 ]Rinse conditioner off hair.5 @( q; I0 Q( t! R. |- }! Y6 {
. L/ M9 ] H4 m j$ K: X" iShave armpits and legs.
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! h2 ?7 W6 H4 yTurn off shower./ G/ `; ~/ @! H3 ?9 v
1 X; d# e6 s; G: A9 W+ [9 \Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.4 q& d/ `& W, `3 `. n
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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0 ~2 e0 g, W$ G6 V8 dReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. - P# z. Q' h0 ^7 T' ~% X3 y
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 6 Z5 p4 p$ Z, i
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 3 Q9 x3 {: P+ r9 o; j4 e& N8 |
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: a" z" z: a H/ V: ^If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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& d; ^: h( Y/ R' j. @Look at your manly physique in the mirror. " P' p5 S* a3 ?- s4 E; ^$ K
0 l( D, H2 a) L* B) ]% AAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. ( ^1 j1 b( D6 |% [1 Z4 u/ n
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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: Q: y i& \# B* UBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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; _" e2 s% s6 xFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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+ a ~9 r: I! sWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 0 g7 A* ~6 K( R$ K
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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1 }! ]. D0 U1 x) J: U- ]Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.6 b K7 V& O' C: B) e7 c+ s
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 6 Z8 u' R8 k" i# P
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. , Y" ^) D% G, Q# B# J
, `0 C/ s8 Z/ X. HLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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" Q: b `+ ?+ D' t* LIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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