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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 1 n q6 [2 r! ~- w9 J7 ]4 k
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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: C9 o8 L! X: V6 E* @5 HWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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: M1 |. o$ O* a8 PLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
9 K, K, H" t- Q, T/ x$ L0 P- [7 ~0 Bmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.9 s6 q" U8 A8 [) ?* m
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. , D' _! K: J9 v" w; s. m
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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! j$ J' ~0 E, gWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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9 f# Q* I: [/ @3 ^/ j7 OWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 1 L7 Y( n$ d: K2 w2 a7 I# l
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Rinse conditioner off hair.' _# r0 H8 R5 Q; X1 A3 k4 j
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Shave armpits and legs.. a' M8 a( K& ~; K- f! }1 c
, N' T, X* r/ r8 D2 _: M1 y0 RTurn off shower.9 M5 v3 J& Y M* L" ?) j
) Z6 Y' m: G: m3 `( M3 C! A& {Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.- {) t8 @! c4 o! P* X" E
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. ) @2 v! Y6 s/ T- ^4 W
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. ]; c y# [& e* x
0 B7 Z4 K, M# Y; K1 gReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 9 u# m" ~1 E3 Z# ~5 o. q( l
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' N# V W' _+ F2 y) nHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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& J0 w( E* A/ `1 \, XTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 3 v. P; F; \# E- ?5 {' s. ?
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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) X0 o# w4 N0 H6 o5 E0 yLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. # s4 `# s/ l I" a# j
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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8 Z/ G) n- Z1 a+ BBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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7 s3 I& g0 f+ O+ }/ N0 c% ^Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. z% u) a& R( b' l7 L5 [ |9 q
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. ) x) e9 S4 t: j b1 b7 o
5 ?3 B k- D* @Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. % I4 Z% x! D) g5 \( J9 l
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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* q+ n6 Y& [/ QPartially dry off.
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" f, {! c2 W3 e0 G% sFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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! c$ P' S- H! q! S' P! {% i6 OAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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9 c! t3 k* Q& @Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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) f( V- s) P8 I/ QReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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: |0 @) l6 y1 M& y# cThrow wet towel on bed. ; A4 W% c9 a& f
4 r5 c4 p9 J% r Z9 s% t5 i5 KIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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