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Kids in Church

. ]% T5 L0 n4 U3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

: j5 X9 d; J7 Y+ h/ V4 \A little boy was overheard praying:
2 c) K3 _/ h' I! z: \"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
6 I: ^# d% w0 R4 ]5 O$ P" U7 r" }don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

5 C& H1 ]# L' xAfter the christening of his baby brother
) A* B, R9 `  r0 Cin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
" ^* s3 E# }( ^$ @  v/ Jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
+ I; m- j! c0 x+ M% ^2 f9 Qto stay with you guys."
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2 S; y( Z+ D% ]2 j3 A; g/ vOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
" I$ I: v& ^, sbaskets."
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& m, `6 v) _! v( iA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
( I0 X; T) y$ `+ yChurch service, "and why is it necessary
, V# _- t! [. f$ Y; f* `/ R4 t+ lto be quiet in Church?"
4 `. l; t. J/ m% x$ s2 I$ e1 ZOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
. o1 j/ k% \6 j( t. h# bget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
, L" P4 [) H8 t, H( IKevin turned to his younger brother and
4 G. y! B) i6 `' tsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
3 s% P9 R7 `% J9 q( X0 B& r, cgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
; g0 q! J! ]+ f5 swhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
5 n6 Y" C  @( u3 i$ A"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
! |$ x! x$ R8 C* R% h: F$ l& @"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
" S6 A: g( F9 `' \- v: [0 m- ?"Did God throw him back down?"
7 y( H( o" \, C7 z
A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
$ d9 V' ]3 e) ^& q8 u. Sdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
4 [, X0 B" ^( Z; Q' U& eblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
1 O$ Z6 |1 y  p& J. P, \The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
$ ], \7 r; z' ~) l) z3 hand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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, R* K/ I( i2 K# j5 NCheers!!!

9 V& j# I, k3 C4 FPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
% V3 o! V! A0 {/ ]" v( IVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ d0 \. z* v% }+ BRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
" Y" `. [$ ^# K" ?5 II was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

, @4 }8 K- s( F% c+ J4 V: baha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
- i( E0 \' Y( e( l9 V; O
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! v( e4 S6 Q' X- MMy boy's eyes turned ...

( \( l/ l( ^% B0 l# @
5 Z0 z# ?& q5 {' N8 n好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


1 g) Z: i7 G' c4 Q好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

+ Q1 ^1 M, H, X$ O$ Y5 p9 Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ h' R$ p) [& z% e/ M"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 r, p1 L. X: A# b# D0 x+ J3 Y& U) aMy boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

! M: _5 b9 n  w# A) w2 a; |/ \aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
# {0 v" r2 I) x; T+ @* J& j) H$ ]( R
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 O  t% m7 K; s3 J# SMy boy's eyes turned ...

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" E. l8 L& H& s7 V2 D/ VThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby