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Kids in Church
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1 u) ?- I3 ?3 [9 i7 j3-year-old Reese :
& s k3 E. u& W/ {# A# }1 B"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) R- ?6 |/ j; x4 Y, z$ aHarold is his name.
E8 X' S4 _, l( iAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
& o$ G" j( ^+ X# X# n) O"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,2 ~2 D& I8 @ h5 Q# A6 N
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I'm having a real good time like I am."7 s1 o& f8 m: M1 |; ?- _# p. ~8 T7 w
" y( v2 X/ c& ]6 d3 w& nAfter the christening of his baby brother4 \- j# e ]1 n
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
6 |% H9 M3 \- K- H+ C" Jin the back seat of the car. His father asked
# g9 C( J$ m5 |8 u2 x4 A' Fhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 `, q* W7 I4 [. v/ t6 G: }/ T& yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& B0 C, {6 C# i1 b( l2 L8 wus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,; `* |# ]3 \5 a
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
) R* C8 P5 j, owe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her. @' q9 ~+ y7 W( u3 Q/ {8 W
children as they were on the way to! K( O1 B$ k1 e9 S s0 B# ]
Church service, "and why is it necessary
; ?3 G( w2 u6 x% L; _. kto be quiet in Church?"
7 l0 M9 t" u! V( T4 tOne bright little girl replied,
+ A8 i. s* r+ p, s"Because people are sleeping."
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; y2 G. c+ T. H, Q: kA mother was preparing pancakes for; E! r* d3 Z q) `& F/ M0 U) o
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 }: `" i7 B4 i" i" Q2 wThe boys began to argue over who would! Y6 e4 E' G3 e5 W4 e0 s
get the first pancake.
! t% E) C& p8 F, J) oTheir mother saw the opportunity for a- i: H( [) _% v; S/ m+ N, _
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 [' v* e# t5 s8 fwould say, 'Let my brother have the: N- O0 P; F8 r7 d! C; v. ^
first pancake, I can wait' .": \7 ?1 A" q3 X% [7 N1 ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
- `/ c5 e% |! X+ ]' Isaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"6 I/ K; [# `! W7 c& K
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A father was at the beach with his children
, H0 [: F3 F; Fwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,4 {% D' k1 L) V7 J" d. h
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore; |- K3 \9 g' W# B w) O
where a seagull lay dead in the sand./ R; @! d" ^; y5 H6 d1 m5 h
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
! c. o p9 k$ h2 h6 F ?$ }"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.9 n7 q( [* i' T" O& a
The boy thought a moment and then said,
. x6 O) M' h S1 }+ w, Q/ n"Did God throw him back down?"
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" j' A) p/ ]; D% v( I/ L( t$ NA wife invited some people to dinner.
7 Z* r* g7 m1 l( h' IAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old7 i! G+ e: Z; W. B" j9 I
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 z, n8 }- {3 X, W2 v5 ]8 ~7 Cblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The9 O+ z% a0 @6 b9 q7 n
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."/ H$ l+ l( j. N S# ~
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
2 M! e; [# Q# Pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these& }5 B, @' T6 G3 M0 o9 y, ^) R0 a
people to dinner?"
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% x: h5 S- Y( O. wCheers!!!+ x1 \ `( B/ r7 O
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Peace, love and happines! |
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