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Kids in Church3 ?& Z* v/ ~: D* h F
9 G8 d. W/ j2 w' b- ~* E! ]3-year-old Reese :
. y7 H# X& R a- M: M"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."
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+ B1 ^4 J0 y/ ]2 fA little boy was overheard praying:
8 B* A/ u: J X6 L- a2 b8 ]"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,- r# a5 C9 A3 w3 [
don't worry about it.$ J# U {% Q: d7 [: s) [# C" Y
I'm having a real good time like I am."1 E) d% {1 q H1 p, @% o* W1 R) }. Y
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After the christening of his baby brother7 u+ n$ T) J, H5 ?9 j& L4 g4 G; n
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the+ o& L9 E5 x Q* f
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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to stay with you guys."9 b+ g& a" j. o" n
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One particular four-year-old prayed, j" \$ y1 ^& r+ _0 g0 A* y. v
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
& o% L- n, I+ F6 N" W9 hwe forgive those who put trash in our
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0 V" M4 q( K; C/ {+ }) lA Sunday school teacher asked her
$ Y( F u/ `( L9 Uchildren as they were on the way to
K2 t7 k& w* \3 E) x) RChurch service, "and why is it necessary
1 N4 M0 v: P! h6 u: f- G9 _5 Eto be quiet in Church?"
! o! F. A" \* ]2 MOne bright little girl replied,
, L0 t* q1 t, E: L8 W2 S6 N6 B: f"Because people are sleeping."& f! i+ P8 s. v
# f0 a- {9 g" o3 z: @& iA mother was preparing pancakes for" L, O5 e/ R8 T% n; G0 g
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
7 ~' }6 `3 O- j5 q C8 b, R# d7 XThe boys began to argue over who would. z; x }) \( C1 P- l4 h2 F
get the first pancake.
4 P. [- c' m% z) S- R0 p! DTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
k8 o5 z3 d, I- [4 }moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."& l% _& ?4 W4 \& A& M I# I
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
3 @3 ?- |2 _# r5 _& R O1 Tsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"# u. Q( m+ g7 D7 F% C$ b) f* }
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A father was at the beach with his children! z' P+ R: ]% }8 u
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
( D2 A! z! ^0 q% U% mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
5 i$ S4 O( \5 q; S5 l1 Uwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
" ~- r& t( e. ^; Z L; q; h"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked." Q5 Q' F7 y( d, E/ V9 q0 B
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied./ Y) l1 [: P* G8 ^3 z" T2 {) U
The boy thought a moment and then said,
# a/ B" @" Q3 }& _* p& }9 J"Did God throw him back down?"( K! z9 w& _* a+ Z
7 u. c' O& G* m- |2 d h. ?A wife invited some people to dinner.
" a# g* d% v6 [) B4 {4 p, N$ n; }5 B: WAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% E- j% V f/ \& r4 D5 Y1 F: hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the" b: Q8 L, j" |( r1 j: P
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The. G- V* n' y; F( h/ R
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; g. k* I* J8 U$ W7 r: ZThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
# F* a; G- _. v6 O9 W: Iand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
, c6 n4 ?% c3 l7 E* Mpeople to dinner?"
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, O5 d- ^: u" |7 a$ \; OCheers!!!7 \- y- T+ b/ ]9 _3 }% p' R) U
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Peace, love and happines! |
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