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Kids in Church" y9 h; p. j% O3 b5 v" j7 N
7 d' {$ e+ |0 I7 @3-year-old Reese :
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* ]. ^0 n9 {& T7 D+ ^: dA little boy was overheard praying:
0 l. \) {+ X: s"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
: ], K6 j. t8 R! Q4 ndon't worry about it.
! z4 I; n! d _0 [1 I0 V- a/ tI'm having a real good time like I am."* R- H9 u: ~9 X) {
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After the christening of his baby brother5 R* }# o- c+ V, A, u4 r
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home3 s) L7 k, G# d+ k) |$ ~
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
9 B3 C$ S' b. Phim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
5 H1 t5 z. V9 }# k Y8 }3 a' ?boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
( q1 }$ D. { g! |4 O x6 Yus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted( j4 _( j4 o7 q! O' i) \& i
to stay with you guys."
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2 ~5 l1 J- L7 k" f- {: bOne particular four-year-old prayed,
1 ]" w9 J( u" V1 s% z! D; U"And forgive us our trash baskets as
; T" ~4 \6 o2 Q' A' V' x) @2 Ywe forgive those who put trash in our
0 o! n4 i/ }/ G! s* t1 e) ^baskets."/ g& W6 k. a% ?/ z- b- L
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
4 n- M9 v& k6 K$ \ q* zchildren as they were on the way to. m5 ^ ]) s: C
Church service, "and why is it necessary; l9 g: y& T2 P I0 M: R6 A
to be quiet in Church?"+ {* `& l# F0 m; Z
One bright little girl replied,1 U5 o! D0 c$ j1 v; H# {
"Because people are sleeping."; Q# I! X( Q0 f! o; B- I7 a6 B. I
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A mother was preparing pancakes for; f1 ?! N( G9 f" i. Z i' `. j' g9 ]
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 R2 U8 O7 \/ o' `) D0 P( s2 `7 P1 n& XThe boys began to argue over who would
# {" H& U+ }2 c+ n2 Y ~get the first pancake.5 T/ Q- |5 E* E5 u q( ?
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
- U+ I8 q8 Z W! o! `. Hmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
2 K7 s" `5 d& Qwould say, 'Let my brother have the( U$ V3 _5 u" Q& o1 b3 K7 i8 A0 T' i
first pancake, I can wait' ."
0 {( q; S6 k" W* \4 ~" J( LKevin turned to his younger brother and
& w- i5 }. C/ [: J. G- \said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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3 x q. S" G+ T8 A- nA father was at the beach with his children" Q% r6 U# j" e7 L/ O4 G
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,. v" E' O8 e2 ~4 o
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
9 J8 |+ G) ^0 Y* x( l6 C7 }where a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 }- z* u! u, f& Q) V
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
& K" }" |; V- `8 m: V% x"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 a: N6 u) n. {9 {
The boy thought a moment and then said,
" k4 }3 B' Y( ^3 m"Did God throw him back down?"5 l9 p2 @$ H' \9 n( o; [$ ~2 x
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
1 s. h) P; L8 R. T+ NAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old0 {! W9 r1 e0 A
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the' K. o+ Y1 q2 J: W" v4 \
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The8 v8 d% ]1 T X f
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
) ~2 m3 l' Q6 F1 O* h( e" j7 Z- X! k8 rThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head: L. n% X o. S) `' z0 u- U
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
# a/ I% p9 F; \0 g! q# y, ]people to dinner?"
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' N( o1 K6 I8 }) D# g% ACheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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