可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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. ]( S0 ^! z! T7 A* @1 n! EAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
/ s) O( |2 }/ {% Z+ X"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( h7 I3 r0 z, D' Fdon't worry about it.
! d# O4 Z3 E  @" J: p/ `I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
! l6 p+ [2 q) T0 M! [in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* H9 _% M% g! S! u2 H- y* H) a& Wboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

9 B, ?0 m! v, M! M/ W3 D5 }One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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7 T9 e4 z" l3 YA Sunday school teacher asked her
, A9 c! {2 `1 ]. K% Echildren as they were on the way to
) z+ y8 g: G# _+ NChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
. l/ f% |/ T  ^+ v" K+ t/ Q' v4 L"Because people are sleeping."
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% b, z: I4 \1 xA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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( g! w  O$ ^) l+ xfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

. X' a8 I) e& N; k/ fA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. j& G* d* E7 Y6 a2 G6 A& G7 Kgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
- A9 ~- A' `+ V1 w9 R7 |* n0 [6 Pwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ C8 A4 v2 k+ \% i& [- q8 \1 i"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
! `4 }# I3 o8 d% M% C% B# H! UThe boy thought a moment and then said,
/ c  m; K3 u% n' o5 ?5 E"Did God throw him back down?"

1 i( p- P; J. z2 ZA wife invited some people to dinner.
8 Z  l0 G9 H  `At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( U) f. j- _. Nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
3 T, x! u% q/ B5 @7 Dpeople to dinner?"
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8 p0 x& n  }9 RCheers!!!
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# I* a: O, H3 g) V$ Y+ I/ [6 WPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

2 \) @( l! G( l" a6 [2 v4 \; VRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 f  S0 Y; c+ `$ o$ @1 ~/ T"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 A3 D8 O% x) wMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

/ S- ]" b* W2 k2 m6 A. P( [' t/ yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

. S1 o" @3 N/ u3 kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) N1 ^, H# @" ~' `( h"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

8 {7 m9 P: n% b$ w好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

7 U) F. v: N* D5 Jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

1 m! R$ I! y  \. Q6 ?, ERecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 q6 s& {5 c6 `3 n1 N' X8 f"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, B- J" l% M7 Y' XMy boy's eyes turned ...

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) q4 t! i  a& O. P6 t% \6 jAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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/ ^  e# o! {. K. I! n$ Maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

9 |  t' w3 q$ [$ L: E5 ^. hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 b" P" z. i# s0 j9 a0 O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. t/ Q& n5 e5 N+ J( Z6 W0 aMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby