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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church, B% j# i4 t% d+ E& B# Q. ^5 m% ]
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3-year-old Reese :7 ~1 {! v3 w# R1 e" M
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
6 h- X7 z/ P& qHarold is his name.4 B9 @/ q4 e$ M( T9 q/ ?( V
Amen."
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# ~& D; X+ s" r% W& s& I% L: FA little boy was overheard praying:8 \/ l9 K4 l/ i
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,# g1 e: z* C' N' z& p( V0 K
don't worry about it.
5 G+ I) N; O3 x. l! R9 t9 ?I'm having a real good time like I am."
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* X9 U1 q- r. }8 y4 h: p, t% fAfter the christening of his baby brother
7 T8 L4 |" a" N6 O' j) min church, Jason sobbed all the way home4 e) q: g: Y/ L: H
in the back seat of the car. His father asked% g. @, g; S. W4 H+ U/ {
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 R) y9 H1 p: L: H9 ?) M" Nboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted# l5 b3 n, i7 G) m; i
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted7 x# c. E) f" X4 T
to stay with you guys."2 [4 J+ H' V5 r; U" B8 Z

9 E) ~9 ^# T/ J/ q9 aOne particular four-year-old prayed,
( r8 S. D* R' F% ]5 r4 d$ g% v"And forgive us our trash baskets as
- H; c$ v- o5 }" d7 l8 G- mwe forgive those who put trash in our1 f. x* t$ x/ j' @3 `& k7 c
baskets."- s, f0 T5 K5 h7 z& D
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A Sunday school teacher asked her5 a' O& m* j6 r+ z4 ~7 q
children as they were on the way to8 O! T9 x8 T3 s3 ~- C6 H* R
Church service, "and why is it necessary
0 I. }9 ^4 I# s! S' O& W3 oto be quiet in Church?"
) H0 F% z! a9 n0 Y: Y) zOne bright little girl replied,. V& `: Z) J4 `
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
# N( |- N0 n& f8 H0 uher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.0 N3 @" _$ ?$ w5 r, T9 ^
The boys began to argue over who would
0 v( D, x" e7 O2 C; g  \get the first pancake.
% O# f! t% f! i$ \Their mother saw the opportunity for a) B0 j4 ^' p" @( e# a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
7 l0 F, H+ |) w5 z3 \  }% qwould say, 'Let my brother have the$ ?3 W  e. _- B/ b. x: ]
first pancake, I can wait' ."0 `$ ?1 \) s/ p" M* C+ L
Kevin turned to his younger brother and& z$ I1 V+ R: S( _" y5 s! z
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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$ Q+ B! Z7 c) R  B' XA father was at the beach with his children( w4 C2 ~+ M, }
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,) f  V5 B& k1 D) D$ l# N
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
% E4 B% z/ I9 ^where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
* G" @% M. L0 j  @"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.; |: {5 W& g( T; |3 Q+ ~4 c
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.& ]4 }3 v' V( Q6 w. }2 e" }
The boy thought a moment and then said,
) a) d) J6 z) H' n) f: ]1 @, M"Did God throw him back down?"3 D1 X8 P/ @+ \7 Y

% G2 O, P$ |# c8 Y* x( k5 LA wife invited some people to dinner.  U; P$ \1 B4 `
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
2 x7 ]% A# j8 Bdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the6 x& U' }; X' U. R7 b4 l% X. c
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The: r: Z( [9 v" Q* j: W6 l- K
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."8 z. S' [7 E' C% k/ {6 D) T- h
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head4 b0 _* D' C2 n$ J" e0 j9 }
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
. ^1 ]) \9 U& a( Upeople to dinner?"; Y/ ]3 O; C. C, V% A4 }$ Y' x( d
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Cheers!!!! d! M2 J- U6 Z1 A# {; s& Z
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
: j5 a  {0 _: ]Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

6 `1 I/ [2 ?% i9 taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: - M0 E  W4 _9 ~& X1 |- E% L( N7 G
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 w+ Z1 e+ R9 F. l! g
"Don't be selfish!" I said.5 ~* t4 \: X/ e) |' ^
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 0 w% H8 v4 U1 }7 q# w
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 6 ^) f: ^+ e  N! n% L
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 {! \+ o+ y- ]"Don't be selfish!" I said.' @. _% B# _5 ?  m" I4 e/ D! A
My boy's eyes turned ...

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9 P9 u$ x# E# t1 D6 G3 b7 u好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 7 n: s" u8 k/ Q+ J7 ]0 T! J! j
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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. x8 b) [& V- k" r1 j, \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% i' H% O" z  m, T" L"Don't be selfish!" I said.0 \. C- p2 F" M* Y
My boy's eyes turned ...
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* A9 z3 v. Q6 n( _/ yAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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' j5 B7 u  V% c) o* \aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + C- L5 S- |- l% k; \
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& z6 O( O  H: o3 |6 i"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 b+ A* Y1 h: ]6 C3 d, HMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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