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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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$ X/ B' c) \- G+ b; M) P6 iHarold is his name.: N) M6 |! G) x' T6 M9 V6 ^
Amen."! k/ g6 G& W7 t2 ~5 m# ?
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A little boy was overheard praying:
7 f) C0 y) d0 v5 D7 d8 w; @"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,4 Q+ `0 W6 p) A
don't worry about it.
+ i( e! m% k% W- H( [+ v5 y; YI'm having a real good time like I am."" u, T9 n0 v. [7 W8 d; l! }2 ^. a

, w) T! [, q" E$ }# Z9 {After the christening of his baby brother5 M; Z" Q/ L" _8 p) o3 n# F( z7 D
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home2 d% [2 A4 c1 y/ B; s
in the back seat of the car. His father asked2 p. ~5 L; _+ w& w4 b
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the- l$ G% R7 V' x5 H) @+ V! U
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
5 E$ C; O8 p( q) c: n& D- hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
5 t+ u5 [( M7 E% V0 F# h$ ?to stay with you guys."9 B3 ^7 j5 y# d  C. b3 R, P
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
  p% d6 y$ d% d- F9 a: ?"And forgive us our trash baskets as
6 N7 [5 t& S  z1 l* f, R) ?. wwe forgive those who put trash in our0 k0 z0 n( s3 u- [. \' K/ O7 X
baskets."$ B3 j. ?( Q; _* L! B# k
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A Sunday school teacher asked her# p. ^# T8 B% t! p: Y1 H0 i/ m; x
children as they were on the way to
2 i. Z$ o: {* u! f% `9 oChurch service, "and why is it necessary6 ]7 R5 E  ~% r' }5 W
to be quiet in Church?"3 Y1 J2 B8 w$ T' t& `8 [
One bright little girl replied,
: L( @& d2 \1 x' t2 J- K. }8 B"Because people are sleeping."
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8 o9 X, l$ k3 U8 t! y# M+ bA mother was preparing pancakes for
9 W2 \- e7 H+ @  }her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
! r4 h8 S* c$ S# c. MThe boys began to argue over who would
: o# S$ ~9 \% r* s! k( |6 ?( jget the first pancake.$ h+ k; g5 ^7 i  P+ d7 a# I
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
/ [7 g- z# k# Z* jmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 B9 M5 f1 l/ z9 W! R0 uwould say, 'Let my brother have the
. c. d( g, d9 h: Tfirst pancake, I can wait' ."4 S9 W9 z) [2 G% I% t3 E$ R6 U
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
) z4 j$ c$ a3 b& @/ \said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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, E* l$ B6 ^; G( F+ dA father was at the beach with his children
) Q  R2 l6 y* z) jwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
2 P5 p# T9 c5 `7 F) v/ K' o" mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, o) ~' q9 l. ~
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.% A% v* {2 V7 B5 T
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( o2 V9 j! m2 m. _: n) v$ o- F8 S"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
3 J3 I( ~% H8 z: vThe boy thought a moment and then said,4 r- A+ q8 ^9 i* B* _5 [$ X1 ]
"Did God throw him back down?"# }/ N# f1 g" v+ d, C8 x
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
& i0 f9 }0 ]2 d; R7 FAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old/ H: P( s' ~8 W) J2 G
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
8 [% [: p( s8 G# Iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# h: `# N/ z7 h
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."( J9 u" I0 r1 @; H# b
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head* E) n0 ~" {- {3 J% C
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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$ f" C& f4 h: ]Cheers!!!% k/ k, L! m+ u3 H( z! d2 T- d; J

/ k9 k" ]+ `6 ^$ F2 i% `# Z+ y) LPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
/ l6 e; \  S5 A6 P7 QVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

/ {; @2 b" }6 w$ zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . B3 ~+ t* ?8 Y! ~( ^
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, N( W4 M4 O# x0 W"Don't be selfish!" I said.  y. ?, H  f6 `, a8 P1 G
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
: H6 r, r& L" l  D+ Y& n$ X2 NI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 7 f6 y0 ^* p4 b& Z/ n3 H9 J' S

, b2 D( b: t! J, t0 l* B9 {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 r: f$ k3 }) v& Q0 R"Don't be selfish!" I said.7 |6 _( O2 k- f; P/ E6 H7 b
My boy's eyes turned ...

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8 y5 T% k6 V( v4 n/ @) g; j: [( G7 O4 n好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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+ Y+ k% ~3 D$ l; P好好吃

( r8 A. {3 {# D/ s- F5 b( t# Mha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : Z6 n9 s1 h) l7 d
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& T) t5 ~" a6 }"Don't be selfish!" I said., L( O% Z2 i4 v6 X0 w
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: : H) G1 B. W; c( b* ^/ P

. R. {4 E) z5 WRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) F" @& [6 R; W0 F"Don't be selfish!" I said.6 d+ E6 ~8 E8 `. A
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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