可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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1 u) ?- I3 ?3 [9 i7 j3-year-old Reese :
& s  k3 E. u& W/ {# A# }1 B"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) R- ?6 |/ j; x4 Y, z$ aHarold is his name.
  E8 X' S4 _, l( iAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
& o$ G" j( ^+ X# X# n) O"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

" y( v2 X/ c& ]6 d3 w& nAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
6 |% H9 M3 \- K- H+ C" Jin the back seat of the car. His father asked
# g9 C( J$ m5 |8 u2 x4 A' Fhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 `, q* W7 I4 [. v/ t6 G: }/ T& yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& B0 C, {6 C# i1 b( l2 L8 wus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
% a4 D( c  e: f& _" ]$ ito stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
) R* C8 P5 j, owe forgive those who put trash in our
8 I/ U- N  \1 Z, C5 j/ S* q; H1 @baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
; ?3 G( w2 u6 x% L; _. kto be quiet in Church?"
7 l0 M9 t" u! V( T4 tOne bright little girl replied,
+ A8 i. s* r+ p, s"Because people are sleeping."
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; y2 G. c+ T. H, Q: kA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
2 }: `" i7 B4 i" i" Q2 wThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
! t% E) C& p8 F, J) oTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 [' v* e# t5 s8 fwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
- `/ c5 e% |! X+ ]' Isaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
, H0 [: F3 F; Fwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
! c. o  p9 k$ h2 h6 F  ?$ }"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
. x6 O) M' h  S1 }+ w, Q/ n"Did God throw him back down?"
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" j' A) p/ ]; D% v( I/ L( t$ NA wife invited some people to dinner.
7 Z* r* g7 m1 l( h' IAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 z, n8 }- {3 X, W2 v5 ]8 ~7 Cblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
2 M! e; [# Q# Pand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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% x: h5 S- Y( O. wCheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

5 N( L  F+ C5 F* R& y5 zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

, h% o* y9 Y7 Y  ^, y2 a) QRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ @9 s; B/ V4 t# URecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  `* J1 {2 _& w- @) _6 e"Don't be selfish!" I said.
% F! y+ q% S3 CMy boy's eyes turned ...

8 U( I0 ~# w1 `8 q好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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% M8 c7 v7 J$ ~( o7 |  r好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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; A; }% k$ p7 R& R9 ^& Iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 H, b/ s% P6 Q2 S" E# \aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby