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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church3 ?& Z* v/ ~: D* h  F

9 G8 d. W/ j2 w' b- ~* E! ]3-year-old Reese :
. y7 H# X& R  a- M: M"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
# y' F. G1 a; T! G$ k, ?) o; YHarold is his name.; U$ W$ F% i; }" x
Amen."
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+ B1 ^4 J0 y/ ]2 fA little boy was overheard praying:
8 B* A/ u: J  X6 L- a2 b8 ]"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,- r# a5 C9 A3 w3 [
don't worry about it.$ J# U  {% Q: d7 [: s) [# C" Y
I'm having a real good time like I am."1 E) d% {1 q  H1 p, @% o* W1 R) }. Y
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After the christening of his baby brother7 u+ n$ T) J, H5 ?9 j& L4 g4 G; n
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the+ o& L9 E5 x  Q* f
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! H0 W2 s$ P1 F0 n2 X0 R! d$ xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted) m) W. `, O, T" R% T: S
to stay with you guys."9 b+ g& a" j. o" n
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One particular four-year-old prayed,  j" \$ y1 ^& r+ _0 g0 A* y. v
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
& o% L- n, I+ F6 N" W9 hwe forgive those who put trash in our
$ x; f* r* O0 }! O% }! ]( Obaskets."
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0 V" M4 q( K; C/ {+ }) lA Sunday school teacher asked her
$ Y( F  u/ `( L9 Uchildren as they were on the way to
  K2 t7 k& w* \3 E) x) RChurch service, "and why is it necessary
1 N4 M0 v: P! h6 u: f- G9 _5 Eto be quiet in Church?"
! o! F. A" \* ]2 MOne bright little girl replied,
, L0 t* q1 t, E: L8 W2 S6 N6 B: f"Because people are sleeping."& f! i+ P8 s. v

# f0 a- {9 g" o3 z: @& iA mother was preparing pancakes for" L, O5 e/ R8 T% n; G0 g
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
7 ~' }6 `3 O- j5 q  C8 b, R# d7 XThe boys began to argue over who would. z; x  }) \( C1 P- l4 h2 F
get the first pancake.
4 P. [- c' m% z) S- R0 p! DTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
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7 `) k5 F; E5 N6 p# uwould say, 'Let my brother have the& ]) s  Z/ K8 O) }
first pancake, I can wait' ."& l% _& ?4 W4 \& A& M  I# I
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
3 @3 ?- |2 _# r5 _& R  O1 Tsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"# u. Q( m+ g7 D7 F% C$ b) f* }
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A father was at the beach with his children! z' P+ R: ]% }8 u
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
( D2 A! z! ^0 q% U% mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
5 i$ S4 O( \5 q; S5 l1 Uwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
" ~- r& t( e. ^; Z  L; q; h"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked." Q5 Q' F7 y( d, E/ V9 q0 B
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied./ Y) l1 [: P* G8 ^3 z" T2 {) U
The boy thought a moment and then said,
# a/ B" @" Q3 }& _* p& }9 J"Did God throw him back down?"( K! z9 w& _* a+ Z

7 u. c' O& G* m- |2 d  h. ?A wife invited some people to dinner.
" a# g* d% v6 [) B4 {4 p, N$ n; }5 B: WAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% E- j% V  f/ \& r4 D5 Y1 F: hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the" b: Q8 L, j" |( r1 j: P
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The. G- V* n' y; F( h/ R
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; g. k* I* J8 U$ W7 r: ZThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
# F* a; G- _. v6 O9 W: Iand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
, c6 n4 ?% c3 l7 E* Mpeople to dinner?"
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, O5 d- ^: u" |7 a$ \; OCheers!!!7 \- y- T+ b/ ]9 _3 }% p' R) U
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
, ]% S* P! R) j4 D( Z, ~Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( t. E! J6 r% s, }5 h% F1 S: D3 X"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- }9 D8 ?$ H0 I9 a' CMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
* d: s( r8 G* C$ C  w; [: |I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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# y9 y$ w; d/ e: uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 2 v+ c9 v( l  r  L6 W, a+ d
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.6 [6 @1 u, b% M  Q; `6 @
"Don't be selfish!" I said.* X! X4 X) {/ G% w  C$ r/ S+ n
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

$ u% s% ?2 G: F+ zha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 8 d) a/ r: @$ W1 g, x: ?
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & u* ]+ b' N. m" ~- f
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 R5 l4 f/ P- z$ ]- o! m/ H
"Don't be selfish!" I said.* |0 E+ ~+ {- {: x/ G# j
My boy's eyes turned ...

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; N$ o0 s' l- _: {& E9 R' e' jAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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+ Y  C9 h9 C8 ^/ N9 X+ L8 \aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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2 G. L0 z4 H  ?. {  |Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.% h3 S; P2 L) l
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" X% |3 ~$ h' z) k& R7 b  uMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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