2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
" E* Q( `: I( Y& GYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


FASCISM法西斯主义
/ K, b* p" s, n5 F! a& |% XYou have 2 cows，
5 q3 s! g2 K- J% {- b  EThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
' m9 `3 C( d% Z  f9 RThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
' U% x9 @: m( QYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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