2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
$ c7 q+ p2 a0 b2 x4 p' T8 |You have 2 cows，
) |+ n% M5 y- m* h: A6 D7 [4 KYou give one to your neighbour.

  R3 d9 C: P+ t3 Z) a1 n* BCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
) s' @7 L, z9 `0 X) q) ]# p0 YThe State takes both and gives u some milk.

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6 U; a* x- i5 K$ j8 m, J# MFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
+ @  K4 E! d( V6 E' m' U: P8 G! H8 nThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
; \1 C% D& J$ e9 a+ ?8 K. pYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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; |8 e/ j- K) E+ p; `- x' a1 CBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


; |3 r8 m! c5 Z; _TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
; \" Y. U% w* j" K' qYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
/ t' A0 t( E$ |4 e, I4 j% NYou sell them and retire on the income.

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