2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
. A! _- z8 D) \3 `You have 2 cows，
! k9 L0 i4 g9 t% }: DYou give one to your neighbour.
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% o7 @: i8 ?0 [: G) x( J$ gCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
+ X0 R" u% F, C2 s7 kThe State takes both and gives u some milk.

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& `+ @( U7 ]$ c, Q: @FASCISM法西斯主义
7 a" k+ h. o# ~You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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& R7 d1 \; L$ S; q1 u( K0 eBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
6 ^7 H, `4 A. z$ a  ^You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
4 n; P5 t* [. W5 JYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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