2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
, d) _& P2 v0 cYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
# P5 k4 s4 s0 J0 B4 l; PYou have 2 cows，
; B# j+ w* c  T" j5 s4 BThe State takes both and gives u some milk.

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" d/ T9 }; A+ T4 e/ KFASCISM法西斯主义
6 Y) I$ t: k: h" J) H- R5 pYou have 2 cows，
" H5 V, l2 G- L* ~  q7 A3 s' S6 o3 UThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

& c3 N5 k5 b9 r2 ?  iNAZISM纳粹主义
0 o5 W3 \" v/ F. w* q7 bYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
1 H, Z+ k7 r6 l  |The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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  \. d6 v4 x  `% bTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
1 x& k( }% ^7 n. T) D; EYou sell one and buy a bull.
$ |. e$ c+ F+ M+ o. NYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
) A1 s% J0 ]% dYou sell them and retire on the income.
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