2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
6 a" S& B2 N) C2 }+ A' JYou have 2 cows，
$ r1 A8 ~- y% w6 _; X) y  {) i# }You give one to your neighbour.
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$ s4 c* O1 a% K1 NCOMMUNISM**主义
/ i7 q0 `" {3 u9 o5 hYou have 2 cows，
7 D! J  N1 y( w8 P8 R7 g7 a5 iThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
4 `2 o1 E# v% O( iThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
: v& }$ W% ?0 @) G5 \" bYou have 2 cows，
  T! |& W- Z: Q9 k+ F( dThe State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
4 a* `3 u$ Y2 q5 a) ^; [You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
/ h4 T  D9 x% L- PYou have 2 cows，
( |+ ~3 t1 c4 w. rYou sell one and buy a bull.
4 k1 I6 y6 r5 q" I) \) s, a' {* tYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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