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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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- s2 O# o) @8 u; q+ v& jThe Man Song , c, ?% g& |* M/ v& Q$ s
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.4 Y% {9 N5 X: K3 o( c* _0 f# C
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. * {1 W, M# Y0 r
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".4 ?6 w& I0 E0 l* a
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., f- d8 P/ O8 O3 n0 b4 e% A6 x5 Y
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.' ^0 F7 b4 @" a# ?6 \; V9 ?
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
! r* d2 Y( g' j! W3 v- }; G& {8 iThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
' W7 K# g# H" d- x" Q, F'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
; Z# Y+ n( Q: K0 i+ H c9 y8 j'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
6 ]+ b2 F3 ] m3 h8 HAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! d% T7 g# E$ }( X+ h; E5 r
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.3 l' M7 f. x/ Z
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
6 ?4 F8 W+ B" `) IAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 R$ {* l+ m7 Y; _
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.+ N+ T) j& U* S
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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