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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash: \0 `& ]! l3 O# q# Y6 M
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html1 R- i9 U! o! {1 c
$ L2 A1 r8 e1 U1 m0 \The Man Song $ n6 F* v' S& k7 Y; c7 m
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.4 h4 M3 x1 P: E9 ?2 j# p3 j; w
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 0 t: V- G- |2 H u% k3 ^
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".8 L, }+ A" J9 }9 v( r
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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7 k! h7 F2 |: s5 \What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.8 [! s/ w6 [* S3 J9 ~
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
' s1 M% q# i' i: [9 J# N6 ^The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.: C ~: v9 }- t6 V) b0 b' G- ^ ?
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.) M) O" o# a+ s# r4 } S
$ s/ q, F- m$ XAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
3 H% m" U; {: x, R7 k'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& `5 E3 z4 `, A
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
+ P7 R, c( d! x. W' N: x2 rI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.# T5 i3 G5 t0 G" G; O
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble., j5 C" g8 D7 ? i
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 t: r0 u" r1 |/ wBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to." F! x* q$ N$ K6 y
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! + [+ b, z9 e& Z3 A* y
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