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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash1 z8 U/ c" ^% ?; w" W' O m
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html! A. k- O7 X: a" U7 e6 o/ _% l9 u
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The Man Song 2 V( `+ ?6 w; C
by Sean Morey
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0 u: W0 }1 G9 r' N3 y2 m; gI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.; Y- k9 I2 z) l2 j/ d
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
@% M$ R; J/ |8 t'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 l- `7 s/ r$ T) O3 r( O Y& R' qI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.. j( X! {2 i4 V E! \
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ V d- ]' T- f% f+ o; V3 I" A
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.! I5 K& {" p" N1 X5 ^
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
+ F9 Z4 W% W5 @'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want." F. n2 S' q0 @" K
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.6 |- m$ w4 F) G5 F7 j
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.' w2 y) _! Y8 ]6 N/ ]8 {% @
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
) z4 r; s9 n. o4 ] V9 a- KAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
! P8 K2 b3 P; m' ~$ _Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
) s3 e- M0 Y8 _4 M" u; iBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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