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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash. Y" E' k* l) f$ B8 E
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
4 z) l& I; \2 O6 f2 Y) U by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.2 s$ J/ N0 e& k# t1 P
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. % M" t3 _3 p4 K I( n: m) X3 S
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".+ B; }, P4 y1 ?2 ?' }8 x4 x
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
4 L' S7 y: s( ] q* M5 P5 TAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.2 n+ x |5 {. O0 t7 H
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
( m0 }, @7 g7 L! }* i; \'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.# L$ E/ _# a$ u8 A
7 G0 P) y7 m9 e% i9 @And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
/ i4 g5 _5 P# J; k0 U! W'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# g/ W/ L6 D; y1 T h; P1 v1 H
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.4 b* `( P0 Y. F! ~) J9 L/ ~
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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' o* V1 s$ \4 j) ?( kAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
: J7 N+ J' A; v q6 H' n0 O1 zAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
2 O- r# d1 b3 h bBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
/ n& E/ q: } T- t+ `) mBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! $ \# O2 a i7 q1 j4 [
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