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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
: P2 C; ` T: u' J. Bhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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1 u H H/ n* t3 wThe Man Song
4 E) x7 V% C: Z8 X' o( V by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
2 B7 x3 h' Q5 G% F4 y2 TI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
6 `# [, V0 i; O, [3 U'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
" ^# V1 g* y7 r* q1 ^I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.6 V; C# I" |" s2 r& T
! R8 U- h9 }; bWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
& o! `4 u r3 x6 g0 tAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 H ]& X- A' G( ]4 K" kThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.) ~0 f# l2 Q. L% Y. ?- u! w
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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3 R! T+ [$ ^! W$ e+ MAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
6 }* Y* {( w. [6 G'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
( [) e; y5 n N+ N1 j7 dAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry., \4 O* e% h5 x" P
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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: j, Q' ~& e6 h1 L* J2 wAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.; U0 ~' u- S1 B7 d4 j9 P
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.7 [4 l: l/ | o/ k8 D( W1 L
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
; Z2 }8 N' C1 N3 [# y4 {/ f- M0 GBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! & z( T0 J9 x7 x% m, D% ~' |5 _4 h4 J
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