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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 9 K" u/ {* K+ N' k9 p" ^( q
' W5 n5 R2 i) O# DThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale( ^1 J, ?. ]5 F% W. w/ s* k
' {# r" o' I2 `* s( FOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
1 C% Y9 D( p) L& xsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
& m" t( G) p4 b+ j) R* Xdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never$ _: {8 c9 M5 G
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't, g4 K) D3 z2 R) j, n3 l2 n
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
+ W, Z3 c/ g: H1 M& G: Gall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
, ^' a! h r5 t1 ^) p$ G7 I) Q8 rsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# F& ]& P( z3 b7 F- V/ A( N( w. u0 whigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
) \, O5 g0 D6 F# Jsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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