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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 1 [6 u* ~4 l% f$ w, v
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale2 J) t- m k6 t7 K# A4 U/ a
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl. L+ a6 P) r B# m5 X0 e+ p3 l
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,0 L0 }# @9 G3 o/ N+ b/ F# n
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
! G7 ?( ^$ J- H7 ghad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't4 ]0 i& l8 F9 O, m( x
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
5 u5 A3 }5 O4 |. x6 [all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
' O+ g# y g+ t4 k$ ^sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had$ E; }, P- `8 J1 a
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
. S3 o( C7 z2 t5 psweat pants and was pleasant all the time.; L0 N4 l7 E1 i& T" K D
& N% { p4 P/ F0 X) jNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!% }/ q( K! `1 ^, c W2 s# K
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