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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 9 K" u/ {* K+ N' k9 p" ^( q

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' {# r" o' I2 `* s( FOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
1 C% Y9 D( p) L& xsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
& m" t( G) p4 b+ j) R* Xdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never$ _: {8 c9 M5 G
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't, g4 K) D3 z2 R) j, n3 l2 n
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
+ W, Z3 c/ g: H1 M& G: Gall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
, ^' a! h  r5 t1 ^) p$ G7 I) Q8 rsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# F& ]& P( z3 b7 F- V/ A( N( w. u0 whigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
) \, O5 g0 D6 F# Jsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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4 R4 {: C7 D/ e2 K. KThe End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 / J/ I' m  Z3 F- D, S. e* u
Don't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 / [5 |& v% w% o9 h9 O* T3 w
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 5 O% m) n* N! x

1 b/ @- Z) ^" P' @% b" W, y# I他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.8 Y5 T* o) N( B0 k+ _. _, j# A
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 & x; Y/ @6 X& _4 ~' L" K+ I

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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
% V, B4 r6 ?: ZDon't quite understand this.

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- T* J7 C& N6 YYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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I am getting married in this coming September.
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