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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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6 F: X/ d u ]* V$ ^The World's Shortest Fairy Tale2 I% ^$ N2 p) ]% {
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl9 }" P) Y0 s& }$ {5 _
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,' s: q- ~6 T* r
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never5 y) c6 I6 ]" Z, b. y
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- m7 C' K' [ p7 U, h# `8 uget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
) j; Q0 y. ]; f+ C1 Q, e5 oall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched u5 }" E# F2 D% L
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had( o- ~( r: q, A2 R* Q
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" v. C% S$ j* o) ]# Qsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!& b9 B# B0 p. c9 g6 y
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