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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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& D2 a2 |! X5 o3 x3 AThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had% z; H% X- I" ^$ n. x' B* N
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched3 y0 b" B, \" O6 ^" y) T
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had. b+ g4 ~2 @7 s5 e3 O
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in$ R9 l9 x( M" c# ^' L1 I
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.9 @1 i; f7 s. |3 I
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!+ W9 X. W( `2 P* q' V8 u
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