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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale9 `" B+ i& w, ]; E+ R8 @
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl8 ]3 h/ X# V1 U' x, v' i3 ?
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,4 K- W( E% |$ Q, c6 d
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never+ n X+ y/ ~1 ~/ y
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't, d) r- A- e0 X& u8 S: l5 I5 E
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had0 S( T$ F3 z& [: f
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched$ H! @+ O7 y; _# t
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had% j4 n8 @4 T. m0 v7 E. f! M% t
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!$ a* O9 ^" U: j
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