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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 3 n" ~$ J) F" u4 h& y% C
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale" x! W- B* V/ o! a) Q
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
1 g+ i" C7 \' n0 S) g, x- vsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't" W7 z; V1 H0 i. e1 ~
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
) E! F8 b5 l* b0 x+ o% u! B; Eall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
1 K6 e$ R% M4 n% l6 i# \" }sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had& }. V9 U' _1 Y7 k# x" Y4 I
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
/ N, T. w0 N/ V; esweat pants and was pleasant all the time.2 [+ N- G! H7 o) h! H
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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