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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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$ `2 z' [* J! VThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale+ i2 B& ~1 I# Z* \9 E2 x# ?
; t0 `+ H; N6 Q' wOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't( a# j+ a8 X V9 Q& O
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had7 Z. B4 n P/ z. Z8 k' Y
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched- M$ B' `) G" e% K
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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