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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched9 b8 `7 ?/ `) l. S5 x4 J
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had. U# P1 }3 y4 }6 o. I
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in$ G1 ^" f. x! u. p- D% E1 ~) b
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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/ z5 [9 ~& [! HNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!7 k8 j% g# w' L( a6 `; ^
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