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Six Funny Life Lessons
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6 i! L! }) x" d/ ? *Lesson 1: Naked Wife*% r- v7 i" f. H! H
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
- d: Y" L( T6 R3 V$ h, vThe wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,& W" p# C1 W0 }; P. K- D
there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.7 \" | Z- f& I% b2 Y* U! K/ a4 U: s
Before she says a word, Bob says,( U9 k+ ]- d H9 o
"I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." 2 _1 ]3 L( H( h# L' g
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.. _% [! v$ W5 d0 v! ? o. R- ?* T1 n
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
8 o P3 J* h' @& UThe woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. + q( f& _/ A1 e' J
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,- Z5 J9 Q2 A' F& |; w9 d6 k+ d) ]
"Who was that?"
$ v) v, d ]% f8 \ i! E# u"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
+ e7 i, s6 ]/ W; C, V4 ]% ]"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your7 O- _! M- h& O* c
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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