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Why did God make mothers?. k6 Z6 W+ `1 B& m9 }5 Q) h; X
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.9 D. r* c. M9 L
2. Mostly to clean the house. 7 C# J- K* o/ i) Y4 C. O( j& ?
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
' ?# S* z0 _2 Z1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.8 }: [! C( O0 _. D( _
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
7 I6 R \+ f( Y3 @ L3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
! H6 ^/ I! D7 R% c1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
6 |2 S+ e& P0 W, }2 |; f2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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/ L' `3 K; `" Q( K! S2 MWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 9 I* p" W7 A h! P
1. We're related." v: b, O: L: K0 q
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. & ?/ o3 q- Z2 H5 w, a% n
. P/ f( v9 a7 I# aWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
% L* f7 g# `. J+ }2 U& [/ O1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
[3 r8 {/ B. Z' O% q0 w9 D# n2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 1 S) k& u7 ^+ M# M
3. They say she used to be nice.
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z: w# p& d$ n1 J: IWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
. W3 `) f# ?/ H$ q, a1. His last name.2 F9 `1 M4 ]" X; p) z/ B# k
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?& O0 U+ o4 ?3 F7 L; f
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? - Q, x: P4 S& Y7 B1 d; d7 w2 ^$ N
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Why did your mom marry your dad? 3 k" z8 B$ G% K: T- V2 x
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
7 X2 k a. a9 ?4 j6 F2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 4 m7 s7 E' l) ~" ^! z# X0 E9 p5 ]
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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* q+ A, Z; P1 E1 ^5 c3 oWho's the boss at your house?
. N o% D z$ W1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
0 Q# G$ \! y7 {, t1 ]" w2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.; |3 F3 U! S: y! @3 A
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ?. [( x% `% G
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What's the difference between moms & dads? / K6 t9 g2 N7 N/ w# V& z9 z
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
; u% i' b. q' n/ q0 `. {* b, J2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them./ A8 L% p0 H$ B
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
/ m# _! ^% M8 g: V4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. - V w% C% ~$ f2 Z
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
! D7 G# g( N; M) P5 U9 c- ~0 u1. Mothers don't do spare time.
7 a, o. I! c* A: h; `2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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* D: U5 j) A: v: K7 \What would it take to make your mom perfect? 3 B# ^6 n0 c" ?3 o$ \. `- w/ \1 _
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.2 r0 F; w( ]5 h0 k
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ! q' M" Y3 L7 h' T7 F
9 R! Y4 p" I3 [3 l8 ?' `If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 2 `/ F. i3 D# \' w4 N$ S! d F V
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. , c; [2 _3 i$ ]! D c
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
: e: {- L1 |9 n( ]1 u) c" r! L3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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