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Why did God make mothers?! G4 E1 d8 C8 Y# P
/ b1 U/ m0 Z" `7 N3 i, {! c1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
0 Q+ ?6 x3 H; X* E6 W S2. Mostly to clean the house. % v, ^$ i4 J6 j1 h3 {! g8 R2 I
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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) ]- q ^ q3 p! _* n5 E; o9 kHow did God make mothers?
' p3 }! ?- o5 N8 C x! x/ W! L1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.( E/ ]) P6 e" I' l9 C
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
# B2 x q( z6 n+ e$ c3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? . f: o6 j1 p9 r. z$ {3 z2 C
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
/ |$ H. R7 A" V- ^. _/ {1 O2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ) F0 {% s0 ]6 a9 i! c( C' [
- f% L( s' o; h: i& EWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? , g7 O* k1 p) s5 W
1. We're related.: V. H0 b) W( t, d" o
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? " Q- ]! R8 U k0 }% R
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. " X, B( C! |! t0 I0 j
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. : c% v; K# k/ @' a! P& T6 ~. J
3. They say she used to be nice. + o. P( J5 \0 ^- i+ E
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
4 p- Q7 X8 T+ }7 T* D2 y1. His last name.0 L2 I3 r+ H& G) ^5 m" ^7 W- ?6 \
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
2 @: ], t8 Z3 z# k+ A/ N1 j, E2 A3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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8 k; T x& B6 j2 JWhy did your mom marry your dad?
* x+ t( f' s: s& z1 j1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2 E2 ^" L O3 ^& @' S9 Q2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
, a" g9 C$ ]! _3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 9 V/ L! w$ |& z
* V* o; d4 V5 W7 z. u( QWho's the boss at your house? 6 }8 C+ [& l* A7 b M3 f q
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
5 q I0 U+ ~% r/ d2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
T/ \4 L8 F+ w' ^, R, L6 z3 k3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 2 a; A, k' l6 P) N2 V2 I, S! ^& K
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What's the difference between moms & dads? . M0 k5 M, ?4 n; E! O
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. $ G0 ?4 N6 h6 E3 T* W( m9 @
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
" p/ g9 {! a# S# n+ u4 W3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
, E: N* m/ T5 m" f4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 6 W x) Q( L) |( N2 U: p5 M
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
1 u/ Z" \7 Y# ^5 e6 a, G% _# \1. Mothers don't do spare time.( \7 o, c+ [. U: `& Z: @9 }4 a; g
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. $ p4 d- u! w; h
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
, j' a) `, ~. N0 W6 i1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.. P* V6 M7 |5 T8 R$ G+ [! s
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. & R$ M9 K# w: o' F
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
# ?4 `. }3 J. f1 j1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
% }: B5 c+ p m1 b. ^5 g7 ^2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
: b' L/ \0 m% M& W, ?3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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