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Why did God make mothers?( h( `, d- \9 i
1 ^( t4 t8 S, Q3 F: e, D2 v3 z1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
! j1 e, z- G3 m2. Mostly to clean the house. . d0 b5 X7 C9 l$ ?1 k3 T i! j0 a
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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* o+ u9 }8 J: U Q" m/ uHow did God make mothers? / Z* s1 E2 o* J, s& h8 z( n2 _
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us., Z) q) A" p! `2 U8 E
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
`2 e) p1 E% ~8 f, c3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? ' Z( T( X+ m& v$ z3 s z
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
6 t6 i- y5 D6 t2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. & o: ~& m8 k4 ]* P* O, i
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? ! c2 W5 l; |" w( \
1. We're related.9 {6 r5 }" F, j. r0 U
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. + B7 ?" `& `' W$ }, @; g' P$ G
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
' x# j8 @( f3 r2 X+ w J1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 3 n2 R8 s1 x/ ^! M8 I& K- x% w5 R
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
: @# _% t8 V6 D, `2 |5 _2 ?7 F3. They say she used to be nice.
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- \9 q; h+ Q! s- iWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? . g% F0 n+ `* J) D; o. A
1. His last name." ], V1 x/ ~' j1 j9 ^! @# \$ `- R
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?/ S" N W7 H- Q
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? $ R- A0 H5 n" M' {1 P
: M- {9 a8 i7 O V% s6 vWhy did your mom marry your dad?
F. _" l+ ]. z M- O) u1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 8 i9 q1 N, z9 A
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ( |- f3 j6 [7 P# i# X4 p! E7 b
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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! X/ b" ^9 L( J1 n2 tWho's the boss at your house?
( X* Y- K' y+ \# ]! \7 E2 z1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
3 U% O. B& m1 Z7 q. V' }; {2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
+ j4 `% @7 ~5 \+ [* Y3 I. `3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 9 f' _$ D2 k* h
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What's the difference between moms & dads? , M1 R% N o: u9 G$ P
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. $ N' R( i5 q1 R2 ?# q
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.* L) n2 H/ ?: B
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. ; c3 i0 j. u' l9 \8 G9 T( a8 O: i! z2 ~
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? . U1 h8 f i* O/ ^( [5 ?7 r3 s
1. Mothers don't do spare time.& x" R& i( X" H! Z+ x9 ? [
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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7 I( x0 \' W$ j7 q) L3 c" C- lWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? `$ f1 D# O5 s- d
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
- k1 J, s( d( f" |) E; A& A# n2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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& p% K1 `3 ^6 W& ?( E j: P6 a1 jIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? " N1 H _/ k( y1 l6 m- T# K
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 9 y' Q- U3 m! e J8 Y: u& E& b
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.$ r! ^( H5 e9 u6 o0 I* E" f
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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