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7 { o- _' Y ^6 U1 F$ E; dWhy did God make mothers?1 Q/ I% J( A" P5 j
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
, A# m1 h; q9 p$ Q2. Mostly to clean the house. ; G+ ^7 g+ ^2 u3 x' s9 L& u x
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. * ^- S$ j5 ^/ {1 Q
. L+ U- R) f9 ]$ nHow did God make mothers? 4 I# C+ Z: a/ [( s
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.) A) _+ |; `7 b. I
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 9 L% m- y3 S# D; e
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. " h! x. N7 L$ Q# O
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? 0 N$ B# ^3 H; |( d1 o
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. / Q- q7 K$ w1 M3 h9 H) @# c( z, O
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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6 m# K8 ]+ r$ N/ \" O) c- A, gWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
' |1 X- j0 D N# L- n1. We're related.
U, v( O- o9 f: L% F( Y3 y5 a2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. : L5 y- B( ?& i& c: [
: e# v$ x" g( g. _What kind of little girl was your mom?
4 b. z2 {9 A6 h1 f1 q2 r1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. ) n- |" g4 N0 M3 H" s5 F
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 6 t+ M+ ?' d3 K/ }5 E' }% q
3. They say she used to be nice. ' _* _) m/ c- ]0 t
$ k8 W6 y* k h0 ?/ K' H) lWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
5 O4 m) L$ e: L; K3 |7 r1. His last name.0 I$ |2 O% r3 J( n0 G" v, t4 P) ~
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?$ Y. X/ ~$ m5 t% v* H$ e+ l
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ) E* w" C R4 C- L" ]3 p, p2 h& C% Q
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Why did your mom marry your dad? 6 W" C% G K6 S/ e. i: M6 r
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 4 Y4 Z! s5 J5 `' d' D
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
. q" |- R) A, \3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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" P5 l' C3 \2 D* rWho's the boss at your house? ' ~+ N+ @. ?3 l3 f; v( B
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
; b8 X9 K8 f5 W2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed." b, q* ~% v2 H
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. , e, v" n/ r# ^& D9 _
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
) Q& R& |. H; m+ w; s4 j: N! F1 V1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 7 D: x! T9 G2 W6 M; m' i
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
. r2 Z5 z7 Q0 V3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 1 ?- a0 [ w3 e# s3 i
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. . D: P: A: |: [$ a
. z) ]( _& l. e1 `What does your mom do in her spare time? ' n' L3 J- [7 p) K0 ]
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
5 \, m0 P9 v, Y7 g3 |+ }3 r% [2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. ! G2 H8 N% X. E
9 e) u( M! l% t1 d' J7 WWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? " ^. m& J: A, q
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery., T- F8 L$ S, r8 V
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. / }; z- O* y4 u2 R6 G4 P2 M% }1 }
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
5 k* ?* D* g) L+ [$ ~+ R1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
3 e3 e: w+ k) Y6 W8 U$ f; c2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.3 C4 x. i; x( W6 Z* N
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. " k/ F/ a. i4 p/ _
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