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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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" [5 i% j( F4 A' G' w+ vA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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3 U* W% S# A, J- w9 a Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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' [) R0 y3 y, [6 `2 q1 b( f0 T The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 0 z; h/ l& i3 y. I+ Q
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. d' ?; I5 _- E
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4 N$ E6 J3 A& R He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 0 ~. l# K4 }5 T# w
! Z+ F1 }9 s4 L Her and says,
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7 P7 A6 ~" t& [: \ 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to " B8 R, Q$ t; B0 `. |9 B
; z8 u' h3 |& c9 j- f6 R; v Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 5 }4 [; f: P3 v, o* |* T; a
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% @0 ?6 r `0 y He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 7 v# k* J! @7 Q$ C
9 |! H' d% e) g& f# x, }7 x2 i* p Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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4 @7 ^8 I4 v6 M: Y9 C8 l 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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