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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. $ Y) v$ |' l: f
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) Q5 k2 B' P4 }3 \0 a K) ?# MA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 4 ]& I2 w( J1 `
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 9 e9 @# k& @- U4 x q8 t
% C- g; N! c+ i# Z Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 7 f5 g. t- @* x( o& s0 O0 h
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: | o( c- c* l' L5 q He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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, H" b0 F; Y0 m& h% a Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' / }; ~0 }- v i8 B5 C) x
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 0 r' [8 Q( i8 h+ B9 G0 K8 ?
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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