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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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/ M5 F% g- l) i( AA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 7 _- g; _- Z$ \& ^
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to " x2 L& h* U: H4 b5 s
4 K# ?0 Z L- W# W+ b Her and says, 1 B. E2 u$ L$ u+ E- i& \1 l
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 0 |' T; ?* ]: {" ^; N4 x% }6 Z
8 K) U) E, F* s$ a2 ?9 N Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' : W: y' \4 |; [5 i4 c
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 9 @& I# {& r2 z
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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