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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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* o! X1 h2 T+ N1 c6 m' s! @* t. }A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 5 {$ V" t! }4 \! R ^
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' + O/ ~1 I' w L& E
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 8 u3 w) _" j: Y' q g% a' o) l
# L. a) c1 r+ L8 _* @5 t" T! ^: a Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. . l7 G- _ `4 J2 K. O. L
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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5 C2 b: Y. J! z- e6 G He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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+ T3 D' C& [' P$ \" ~2 U! L1 Z y Her and says, - Y7 d6 S+ O, C5 B0 ^# x, I8 w
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% N+ u# d9 F+ ~1 ~ 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a $ @ r- w" A7 q( b' O; O
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 7 ^+ _. Y( i" T, I6 F
6 X' ~% G; o; Q/ H" M: h5 A 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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