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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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. P9 A Y \ o) c/ J+ r* O4 DA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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+ u5 P$ R! |* T9 d' |9 R The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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. s. V8 c9 ~$ U1 Z Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 2 ~! M# g$ F& R9 f* {& z, ]7 U- \
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6 m& D$ t% E. N$ q/ [* k7 x She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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+ p; r' C/ X& L9 e5 ? He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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7 K8 F$ V V; ] Her and says, 8 h- `4 [, J8 H$ g$ Q6 g# V3 Y
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' - o; H- X: q5 L( `
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7 X4 k ~3 `% q, P5 @2 q He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a " k" x3 h3 g' h4 k+ _
! X; Z9 H, n. Y$ ]/ A9 A Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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0 G) X7 K. O' n( p 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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