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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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) A H- J) s' f# |: z( GA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' * _- L9 ~8 w9 c! J7 j8 T' d
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' W- ]( m1 q' Y% e
2 }6 _! @, x8 c4 ^ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 8 D# r A2 N4 m4 E* [4 g7 W4 l1 w
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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1 x0 s- l. B" q1 l2 ]1 O 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 3 i, B$ h, N4 q4 N' o3 W9 t: _
4 X+ a. t- p/ Z% D. m$ c% ` Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 7 V1 }& U3 ?0 |4 R. M0 f
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3 g2 q( l# c4 c Y, x0 ?! { He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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0 B* J! [" m1 \9 L4 Q+ v6 J$ X Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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( B' @& \- N& i& r5 d 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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