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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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' i3 ]9 ~1 b1 M( ^, f7 JA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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?) r6 c% {% }7 k% X9 G) r Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. & a% E2 D4 I5 v4 K3 ~& \
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8 W- x' |$ @/ v) J. Q She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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' Y) T6 j) a7 p0 ]) }6 ^ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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% v! [* w/ R8 c# t* a) W Her and says, & {, H7 ^2 E+ d; p$ F# ?" |. S
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- z# T. X! ~0 b+ `# \ 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to - n8 d( W) l( y' h5 Q
; s$ S- n) ?0 A1 \2 V2 g/ m Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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% J ]% }6 |0 V6 R2 g* h He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 9 c9 U2 D+ X- n
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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$ M V, I, G4 \' i- V0 r; j 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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