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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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5 U0 \7 @* E' d7 U- V- [4 eA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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/ P2 J# g- ~6 y( T, p' ?( X8 v Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 4 t; C3 t! u6 f: N
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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1 \& i9 H( D2 x, a She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. # K/ E8 i, Q) u) W5 n0 _& ~" d0 T# R8 I
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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: b9 H1 ]: Y7 k/ B6 }) g- G: Z { Her and says, 0 J! G m- u# q) R v8 u: D
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' - @4 V3 Z6 S9 A8 D* g2 ]
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. e; v' \- ]# u% S1 m0 V5 i He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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