UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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: t- J$ I- P: U( a! [4 P; lIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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# w  w2 D2 J% z. l8 SAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

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9 ]0 x4 N6 J5 f: D, _3 Z. |Signed,
Desperate Housewife

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Reply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,

1 Q# R0 E3 b' }  [First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

# A8 W, W5 c* U) b  MTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

7 n+ a7 Q1 l! y( eLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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" c% v( J/ U) }7 N+ P- uIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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% |9 t8 G1 X( S& b; X6 P8 c$ CYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
, }. F* J" _% K8 N; `, B3 sperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
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