UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

- R/ m! t1 u# F2 ~Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

; B0 D! [; ^. QIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

4 i3 V6 f0 j6 q1 NAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

* J; M3 A+ r# N& cWhat can I do?
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Signed,
: Y5 V) B( e/ z2 a7 `5 _) `Desperate Housewife
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0 f# D: t. g; _( m5 s6 u. p) qReply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

/ e  U3 v* e, Q4 XFirst keep in mind:
$ y  B. m) t) fBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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1 N* a. o5 h1 m. cLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

; f' P0 Z3 s3 j+ e" }$ x4 @Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

7 F$ W3 e8 H3 a. E3 P4 |& sYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
( L- l* B- G5 x* E) L3 jperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,
IT Support