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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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% p8 z0 Y' \3 r0 r3 {+ f' b! OLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.: n( j/ S3 Q: r7 M* S; |
2 s, z! V: `/ d& nIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.& H) T% E5 G) z
6 I8 `. H% [: IAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?4 m# e. }0 H9 [& j3 i
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Desperate Housewife
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Reply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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6 J" p, s$ R- z. D: wFirst keep in mind:: n4 [$ v9 c3 [! h2 H7 ]1 U% L1 T
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 9 M9 c {0 {6 e4 O
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.. M$ t5 B8 L; @2 P3 r* X- l
8 ]/ O, {$ W3 Z5 J2 F6 A( JWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.2 ?6 a. g0 f( j, w4 B
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 7 a! H. I" {, o9 `4 t
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and+ F. y0 {1 m# c- x) r8 F
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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6 X+ y8 ]- B, T! G* p6 r( bGood Luck,
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