UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

( Z# B+ \: R3 C! zLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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! E" w- a- O$ V5 S' b2 y6 jAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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. q% J* j5 M& i0 m2 M. xWhat can I do?
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Signed,
# r" {* o& W6 TDesperate Housewife

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Reply:

" f0 ~* c/ `+ [- x4 n: X: EDear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
( f- w  e- w) }7 d9 e* tBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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& q4 x8 x: U0 A/ o! u! O4 N) ]Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

$ o/ [& W2 f& ^7 X/ A5 uIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

; x' D# d: F* g- \2 L' gBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

9 M+ W* ~+ y: X; ?, u0 Y: gLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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  v* f) b* ?' |0 i- M- n& Z- ]Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

- |  w7 l9 t6 e& PGood Luck,
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