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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
6 G& N0 k( z! h! i; C" B钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
* y, o! o" ^% W- V  M  u; zOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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0 Y7 H$ T8 T& r8 F! ZLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
+ s2 b3 x& q( A+ c/ U2 {Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  m" H' N$ n$ y8 W" w, |0 j3 E再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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0 ~1 q- z  f1 H. d' |The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
! i4 \+ }5 y, C5 {0 U& BSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  {0 z; n0 e! X3 O' m( S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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9 \5 y: b# G2 [1 S) V' C+ RNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 e  X  r) P! P) ^9 b不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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6 G6 b* c  o- ^4 k"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
9 K  }0 N. Z8 \- R2 F"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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- a1 D9 m0 L- f4 Q) p& P; GThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
! q" x3 _; E' o+ e% |$ w6 `应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2 b" o+ g) a! r& \努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
* D/ ]& V" Z0 S/ h. y"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
9 ?8 H( N5 v% T5 g4 z5 S/ z工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
8 q' x# U3 _1 M4 FGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
. P$ {- J6 T7 [7 ^7 Q1 fWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
" ]4 V( X' e" K8 u服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。