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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

' h  u" J% s) Z3 g发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
2 G6 z, J0 u  M% B1 R4 s- ?. I& V9 x钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& j& C5 z9 y1 R5 f1 N6 |3 y: ~3 [One should love animals. They are so tasty.
0 G9 P. @) l6 f$ i2 S& b& g$ ]6 }每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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  a* |2 n2 m& u7 i8 u: RBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
/ m4 Z8 N! J4 ], }( T每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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6 s! H% e: n' k! T/ `( x: YEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 n$ w: k; g! I; [: x8 B再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
% t  f& Y- _9 s! r7 L  s2 zThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 |/ M. H: `! s7 E8 J2 n& d不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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$ X3 I1 }* w7 Y/ d- \3 A3 vChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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+ [& l, F0 t& i  j"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
/ L/ U- N* E. @* P# @0 b& ^"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
' u5 x, r+ B$ ]- n; C; r0 {努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
: ~- M, z- Q% t; h$ Y  M, FGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  _" f4 X5 [5 q! g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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/ h4 E% o0 C* `9 U1 VA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
% Z* j5 c8 ?, F/ n2 P. P. x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
" h3 M( V/ M5 {- q) P7 P4 pThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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