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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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' `1 k8 c5 ^' w" `发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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8 K% m' d- {; L- N. {Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. * v* t2 a" R2 ^) q! N, u
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.   Q8 F/ q) }  Z* }( ?2 E
  
2 T5 T1 L8 [" j1 \/ o: l0 qOne should love animals. They are so tasty. # Q: Q4 g" ], s. P) Y* R  y
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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7 y0 R( R$ o6 R- V( n* r! fLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. # G, e9 h) D7 ]( e+ g
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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5 S9 k1 x2 Y- N, WBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. & q0 }7 Y" G& ^$ {0 R
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 8 {7 k7 ^0 }, g( @1 Q
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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: i6 t5 L) @# j& [  TThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
, H( u& }* x& Q! s; ~7 X) X5 `; [  B聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 0 s/ o# f5 X+ T; d' C' [+ B
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ' B8 W0 }. W8 E2 ?
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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" y, n0 \1 _" @, I% L" ?) g+ {Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
* F  k6 L& r4 i+ d不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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+ A5 j3 K4 v; d+ BLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; D" N6 {6 d/ q! b4 |) [: p8 _爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 5 p/ R; @1 Z% B7 K
  
+ s3 I8 Y' F6 j/ F' r; X1 yChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
: @0 h4 C5 O. f! H后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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  b' {  r% P. v+ O4 ?* @"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. % F' D* s; v2 `
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ) B; F% }/ S; \& b
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 1 W" t+ `7 {+ ~2 q
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 2 P! \) {/ ~7 G1 T& m
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " * V( D  {5 P2 u9 l% n1 X  D9 W( f
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 7 v. |  c7 w7 O* [( p+ C
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
" c; ~2 X. }9 Z* G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 0 Z) C2 ^; x7 J7 @/ P
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
; V- F4 |6 U3 _" T/ i服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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1 p2 M& T. o% g/ l6 y" p2 MThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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