English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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8 v9 E# w* ]! x9 z" r+ G发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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6 Q  S- R8 y6 X+ {- uMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
' @% n% j; @/ O' z钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
7 s) t) |" f; T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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7 m5 a* K* V; [9 [8 L' ]3 B6 OThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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1 P, ~* O+ D! A  M4 E0 O' d/ OLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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8 ]& S8 r' H3 D0 H' ~' s# IChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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  i. ?7 B6 J; `4 a- r% B"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
2 J! L$ ^7 Y$ Q) cThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
/ R5 `* j4 @# _; q8 `8 A' a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
: h, D, R7 ]% t7 v工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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( V/ I) L& B6 j+ E, `( r% \! @- O- IA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
, k2 H( l7 s* y, u! U% Q! j$ a8 K/ L服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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. P8 J& A9 ]2 k) S# `, qThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。