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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:0 k! z ]4 ?( x# A( \/ n, O0 J! _+ r h% w
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
* K/ e8 f% D$ H隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:+ r2 f0 v- r/ D: n$ q/ ?! r
為什麼呢?/ Q5 u- F4 I4 h4 ?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
: F/ z1 u5 Q w f a40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:1 q$ i9 T# V# f& C& A
& b# ]/ R9 U2 j9 D" O- J) X1 ^"What are you thinking?* d% a# j; G, n, s, a4 W" c
你在想什麼?
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6 W% c7 H+ ^$ o5 {8 GShe doesn't care what you think.
% `' [& [ O( O5 G7 q+ t0 P她才不在乎你在想什麼。: G2 K1 @! o% r5 S4 b x
# h4 W2 r/ A, N- ~8 I& f+ B0 A6 v$ SIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,* @! o% E3 U; I
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽9 d6 s$ l" o( W3 }
# _, M" r4 P$ y1 wshe doesn't sit around whining about it.; O' `& e( ]& q$ g. C7 z9 }
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西; J3 P$ g$ G1 b' R( s
3 a5 f3 D+ `. U' YShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.7 @# a% G a2 |7 a
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情2 l7 d5 z. D; m) [& Y
1 y+ q# j) @3 z% y. D4 t) ~Women over 40 are dignified.! E$ n) ^% p6 g3 t
40歲以上的女人穩重自持8 U( A6 R+ q9 f- v8 F3 \
7 `" f8 Y' o% N8 ]0 `, ]* vThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
1 N2 I# `0 w" w8 q跟你大呼小叫; b. Q7 e& e# B! [: b2 Z6 O) U
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you4 {. b& p( w6 B& {: o, I6 j
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地! J: `7 c0 l2 U& M$ _5 L
H: w. k) d# L+ f4 aIf they think they can get away with it.
8 a' [: ?. D y2 w7 t( o% L一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.' @! ]) r0 _4 P# N& u X( F
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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" s) ^# j. B J5 Y3 N3 lThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
9 H8 M/ L- s! W" \0 l因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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- d Q V: R/ R2 cWomen get psychic as they age.0 A2 u+ S* B m6 }# \
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.( ~. ?! h" f# T3 B! m' j9 f' o. r
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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8 H8 a; c0 s3 M4 \Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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( J# m: Z7 p4 V: y+ ?a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.: l1 b: i' K. s
熟女直接又誠實* b5 N8 h+ E4 w
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
- F5 I2 `4 B5 h如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.: Q: @5 m5 E* I' x0 b3 ?
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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9 y* S9 @: \2 x5 M, UYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.- u) I7 l$ f0 N1 W8 J
40歲以上的女人有很多優點' L% p: p' n% ^* m; o" p8 e
/ h6 j) [8 I. @) k" n5 O1 M7 ^6 }Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
6 A0 g, ?0 i) ~+ c! k40歲以上的男人呢?9 u; N& Y |. v# X3 u. u0 G
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
) G u. ]: Z$ f3 Q* D相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人6 Y j+ N* u/ q* n
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants8 P9 ^/ d1 j" ?0 n$ ~1 x
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男5 g P; @# b, P3 a2 G
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
/ ~% d+ O. `) L8 K厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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. D4 b" F, w+ YLadies, I apologize./ x! G" W% Q5 S9 s) ^# w! Y
女士們，請容許我在這兒% @ R- \8 \. M1 x
& i! K# G& _. D* c& _For all those men who say,
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! n8 [/ ^% D; G7 ^9 f( R"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?* `9 M2 E) M; `5 T
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人! L# s2 V# ]/ H- N' Q) O3 v
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here's an update for you.
* | }% F, r/ Y+ P實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.& H* |4 a/ v Q0 o+ I
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚, l, ~! A8 ]; L+ ?
1 K1 T) d6 a3 {6 `9 PWhy?
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( c+ P9 X7 T1 P$ {$ S; N R tBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
. b$ ]( l8 x6 T因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
