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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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|6 n- F/ U+ X/ qAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
9 C' Z+ ^# J$ ?, ]+ |隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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3 `2 y3 f0 j/ j/ @Here are just a few reasons why:
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" h9 d2 f, n3 K0 j, o7 LA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
5 D" }: V7 t$ p* ?* c" L40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你: [% M( d! |# P* C& \: [& z
# h' O, [! T( U& H t' K! V: c"What are you thinking?( L( s! q- x1 v5 g3 H3 ^; @( P
你在想什麼?1 f$ a1 I5 R0 ~6 j6 S
' u: S6 ]1 Z/ B1 `9 {7 ~" W, sShe doesn't care what you think.+ t% q5 R9 D+ ^3 y$ `
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
: X: p$ ~/ z4 `+ F! a/ G40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽1 O3 ~* R! ]2 p6 S' u% k
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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) f2 u! s6 o) A* J3 n# b& T6 S5 ZShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.) R' [/ A. z7 J( }( k
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情6 s% E% Z7 G: F2 J* d: }
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Women over 40 are dignified.* s8 c# F( T0 u
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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1 ?% P5 @" Q7 t$ b r4 I" a. Y' Tor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.7 L/ T9 W, }6 Q6 _! u! X5 f. V' t
跟你大呼小叫& M0 K# [( f0 O( c; i3 d9 l3 |
0 L" T4 o7 L0 W1 m: [4 {- `* O, DOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you O# r3 O+ r" G3 T8 m, e& \$ H
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地* }5 T, M1 j% C1 ^( m- K
! X* y: R' E, _3 ] GIf they think they can get away with it.2 Y+ t* g* o; w" r+ b2 S8 z* B
一槍把你給斃了。, v# N5 p; P2 {0 L: X6 p
3 p7 g( q* ~- X8 V- V# rOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
) L: M$ z5 r1 F, B* ~' i熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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8 `$ B4 u- ?' lThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
& B$ M$ S- W% q1 C5 [$ w. r3 V因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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" P! P; o7 S' l: J2 ^- rWomen get psychic as they age.1 P% o# F( |+ |0 Y- I
女人越老越通靈
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- j+ y# L7 H' g+ i8 }7 AYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40., d4 H2 a" p- Y% j3 X$ k& m
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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0 B5 v0 {8 A H- W# K+ LOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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. U( [ n( R% }7 sa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.; U& @! A6 e* ?+ d+ }& [
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感& B; y& e/ P Y$ J- G# p. P- C. m
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
1 @$ Z# o# z3 T6 {+ R. @+ s如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.; g! w, m* q9 N7 T' J
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意8 R8 a6 I+ o( \+ A, @# o: y1 b: T9 T
5 C( v W% d+ j) }. [4 r jYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
0 R& _ c ? h" i40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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5 V4 {- r9 K! u) lUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,7 P0 j$ R; e: U" P5 g& z. V: ?
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress., W- V4 ~$ [8 y+ { c
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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8 t" c$ k, `) e& O3 ?Ladies, I apologize.
0 G1 f4 H. H5 H8 G女士們，請容許我在這兒. F+ v. B7 {" F8 w) N2 O u
" F9 Z0 c$ H6 l% B' {: kFor all those men who say,
3 ~% R1 S, X( R9 ~% L0 o% a幫妳們說句公道話:
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' i+ w1 `, Y, g& z! Z"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
/ ^3 l) p" _% R' b; c/ p那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you. F& E h, v" `) }6 R% s* P0 w1 G
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了! E! h5 ]0 u8 h1 l% r/ Q1 Y
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
5 I, I9 D5 m) t% a5 m) @. E, d今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage, d2 _, {% l: X; J$ w2 c8 _0 a
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
