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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:% Y, h9 }# I. C3 w: `
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.- [, T( K! r4 e" f f# J( T6 U& v
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人1 {" c D( @/ y. b: X( M! S7 p
2 S. x2 t2 Y0 n+ tHere are just a few reasons why:/ r; }# m5 j# ^4 ^, w, c! c
為什麼呢?
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, S7 {# I' z- a0 KA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
- W/ J' O. _+ r6 n$ G40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?5 m( i1 w) c, ?) }$ Y h
你在想什麼? t* p: I" ^4 o$ u- G5 I
& _6 d) [1 P0 |- b# z7 xShe doesn't care what you think.9 ~; B" T; C# a
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,/ E6 }* ^* ]* T( \6 x& R* P: H) G
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
" }: B" _# n: C5 G6 j M她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.9 {# C9 t% h9 g6 ^5 m8 g: J( t
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
5 l+ F) O" l! h, Q* o& c40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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6 G9 t! U0 S0 E. }- j" @% I: qThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera% m! u6 x2 W* F. g
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡# E- H( d5 n* R# e4 i* C
- A* t( g* M& s. T7 y# A3 Bor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
/ O( B* S( k6 \跟你大呼小叫
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* B6 ?4 i# P' g! W) eOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you8 |5 M: [1 {- ?2 l+ P
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.& h' c! I: y1 E6 S
一槍把你給斃了。! @5 K2 M: ~( p+ r4 F6 F+ q+ R
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.3 Z" e! l% e( P0 v$ D) ]
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
+ H( r/ I* K4 M; V" O+ H w因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味, X* D1 {0 ~0 H" A8 q2 D. e
) I. j% L# v$ h3 f2 ^: D3 R: P, IWomen get psychic as they age.9 N9 Y D: x, y8 z7 A) j1 c) y( U. L9 e
女人越老越通靈' \. \+ W6 Q' |5 u) [* F
6 W8 c' `! K' zYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
3 W; w R- H) t" o你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,3 G: m8 \1 D- ^1 y
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
) Q& J% @8 ^: c% s40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.- n/ U l% y: J6 _9 y% n
熟女直接又誠實
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5 C% z: S3 b$ m4 U- QThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.6 v7 c( z Q+ S2 i: o$ `, B9 C
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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2 S: n" H% P$ n- J, b' h2 x! A/ r) dYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
3 C% F7 c$ G, b你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意0 g. a. z! `: ?7 W3 x+ |6 K# q
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
2 {7 b* P3 x* J9 X6 E* ?6 W40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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2 O! o/ G! |5 F' R: B5 S" F- dUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
2 ^, T; c& W t4 S3 a, z40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,2 |5 x5 `6 q( Q+ i. J9 e
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人# Y3 X5 w# N$ _$ `' J- O
0 r+ Z! k: P( R2 c& M0 q$ i1 ythere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants/ @- s, Y6 e% Y& A& l/ b6 v7 E* \8 }
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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1 g4 g, a$ v9 Q) |6 Q: H* \making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
+ o1 J/ }7 d2 ^, o2 G; a厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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. S/ l& m; @7 h+ P$ cLadies, I apologize.
' L& ~3 p& D+ L女士們，請容許我在這兒5 ?, Q/ L% ?$ L4 t# d% G1 A
1 ?: [. O" S. @4 [! tFor all those men who say,
( {8 }6 a" _# H8 ]幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? ]& \$ G2 V9 z7 A
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人2 ^ v9 n" b( i% [; M- o
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here's an update for you., }8 t0 ?! K$ _. M9 j
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了- Z: T9 X3 r2 ]) {! u
, f! N, r. z, h- l# ?2 B7 u1 e5 `' Z" TNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.4 O. N) `3 {: \$ c" M1 e/ F2 m* _
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚0 _/ F3 s/ W, J
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Why?
! @2 I1 O# g1 W" Y/ |為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
j' i9 C' e: ]/ S% G2 C因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
