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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:7 G4 \- r) i7 j% I5 Y9 ~
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.6 o8 V3 X) r1 W3 A7 {
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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2 _+ x- b- J1 e% D% ^2 ^$ t' {! n+ YA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,4 f% \* f0 E/ Z9 ] C
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:& B% }$ P4 d! J( N6 c' ?2 C
& B$ `# Y+ ]* u"What are you thinking?
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3 y+ `4 z5 i! _- c4 uShe doesn't care what you think.& {5 o9 M4 d1 t& d7 H- A/ [* r6 {
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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8 [3 o: Z# p# S4 GIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
7 G+ A) Q4 v* k2 ]( m40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽3 \0 i9 S3 W2 u X$ b! M; _
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.2 h# w! ~, ]- z5 j1 m! G
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情' ~1 U9 a6 K2 ]$ q! P! u
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Women over 40 are dignified.
7 W+ \8 A! K$ f40歲以上的女人穩重自持8 Z0 X% V- }1 z' }4 ]" A6 @
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera, G- j6 ^1 K, f
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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& _9 `! e8 w" [0 p1 d; F }or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
" [7 f K0 W- P" Q! `跟你大呼小叫
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4 A( O$ Q* i! R: g a4 P3 L3 gOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you8 l. Y( K; `) m! g, ^4 F% P4 z
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地6 H) e( ~4 L' t# b- Q3 |
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If they think they can get away with it.
+ W& |* _! W5 {. o一槍把你給斃了。
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" J5 U' s: \% bOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved." b4 R) v% F! t5 N- v$ |
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
" |6 A2 y6 [* y& @# x. ?/ n# q因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味9 I3 l: ?. ? e* B* I& e6 W+ ?; H
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Women get psychic as they age.
4 S8 B$ E% e9 L/ D5 C0 _1 Q女人越老越通靈2 g: q: f" C- `# P/ R7 I
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.% R6 W3 U; _0 Q' t' Q* Y& x4 i8 J
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔- r$ n1 `+ N x% ~9 o* Y
& n2 n- i& o7 m7 C, cOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,2 z: U: |. h0 ^2 r2 R- W
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
r- X& b( z# ]( j- ]40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感6 X' x3 z) U; M7 o; k7 b3 m! k
' }+ l& _5 d! MOlder women are forthright and honest./ N" [' x7 Z3 n w# g4 L
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
1 ^5 n2 n# A8 l0 e/ V. v- L如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋- E2 s9 _: I+ z2 u$ I" l2 w( \
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
4 Q1 G1 G- e6 x你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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" \; H4 f' N" m7 oYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
6 e' z. m; |6 I8 ] R8 i40歲以上的女人有很多優點: L' S* L: u$ A* T
4 I5 q9 A: w- w( HUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
3 R9 c5 s3 v1 H- Z3 ^3 ^40歲以上的男人呢?& e: z% f3 a+ V( N4 I
) o+ r* v1 C# v) _# A _# w" `# MFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,/ m, W. _% u3 E7 o0 A' Y
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人; H: q+ J& J" {: R! k+ `: }
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.+ z D. l. M3 R. }( o3 y% \
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6 a% y4 s6 N8 A& p& h% CLadies, I apologize.
, `( A6 ~, [& x% ?( V, l8 I女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,
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, F* |0 M r, [+ D# b"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?8 p, v0 g9 k" k7 t
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人% M' i) P8 V7 |
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.! H, A) v! r' U3 { @9 A
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚7 j5 M5 W9 h" i3 B% g) F9 ^, y
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Why?! S: [/ C+ e: Z1 ^+ U" x
為什麼呢 ?! ^& J+ R4 C& _) C+ u
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage) A* M6 t9 k/ N3 Q( U( I$ K0 A
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
