40歲以上的女人是珍寶‎

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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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; F8 \: [; B" a- ?+ q& `/ bA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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) ^; d6 U( Z8 B% I0 n! j) B"What are you thinking?
# h0 F$ I% \) y. R你在想什麼?

3 r1 W1 Z3 E1 b  AShe doesn't care what you think.
3 A; ~! s7 ?1 \: B她才不在乎你在想什麼。

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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  j  q' _; s! {5 ^1 c$ K" Mshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西

She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
" @# I" O; a/ u; r0 |2 v0 U6 Z40歲以上的女人穩重自持

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
跟你大呼小叫

4 `( t! _4 a% G0 aOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
% \; x0 C9 s# _+ X: P' h% s, L5 r+ v* g當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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& D! R3 K1 J. b6 d, D2 _# {If they think they can get away with it.
2 c/ j( |9 S9 r9 H& u, ]  L# K, |! B一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often  undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
3 I) p; m% D/ ^3 I$ }因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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% |6 o6 @! {1 U) BOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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/ _( ^& B' T) w3 I0 oOlder women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
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* p% `2 h7 _) ]; XThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
8 W# |, K+ \1 [- t如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

5 z, ^: v; r, WYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢?

: Q  ^  Q9 I: \) }" P4 ?: s0 qFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
3 q0 R0 w% G) E: S( \8 q相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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( ^, H% I- P. y; K0 `there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
7 J8 {8 m' T6 G9 F: O+ ?1 h  P/ v就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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0 t, X; {' |  _* X$ E' p! Lmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
7 ^" Y9 i# [+ h+ G% k7 H. S厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
" \+ N; G7 ~4 r' L* }8 A; U: v  T女士們，請容許我在這兒
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$ c5 C' `+ S: q7 DFor all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話:

1 h  N9 I1 u5 d, o. T  C"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
( g6 ]$ M+ k! S! O  \2 b! j那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

here's an update for you.
1 m& V2 C: h2 `3 g8 _! Y: e實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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+ |. _- y8 ~  g. y9 {7 r6 mNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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嗡嗡

哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
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海鸥飞处

挺好挺好。
) a( v4 P: Z* k9 Q8 F) `5 Y5 O20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

westjh

原帖由 海鸥飞处 于 2007-7-31 15:44 发表
挺好挺好。
20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
+ v* x+ C$ t4 _- r! X30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

5 R- c2 Q' r) D; I. X至少咱现在不是豆腐渣，哈哈...

三思

表夸我鸟..

可果美

原帖由 嗡嗡 于 2007-7-31 15:30 发表
哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.

蓝玫瑰

不管多大年纪，我觉得保持一颗不老的心最重要。

elitee

kingsnake

請 40 嵗的女人報上名來，我要尋寳了。
  W# \4 W% f2 ?$ |% |0 }哈哈，太珍寳的我就不要了。