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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. + S2 {( m) }' h) _5 o' R' Y2 [
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
; \6 N1 G7 v. f- m- O& u3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
) M1 K/ E6 V9 d H( w" Z4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 4 D% U: }. F5 G
5. Weed
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+ `( E9 w' A; s% D: t$ h& b" {1 M% OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA # z3 Z! Z- }$ B o
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. ; q. P! o) n" {7 r$ k( S
2. Ottawa who?5 w3 d# W6 i0 u! \
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 3 F! P. X3 i! T6 H) \6 T
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. \3 d, [% Y, W9 ]( n
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
5 U7 H9 r& b) J! f6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. u- w8 |* x4 G2 v: u
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4 h1 P9 v7 e$ T; a: M0 [' P- rTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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; N# }8 z4 ?: q3 @' `" r5 z' e1. You never run out of wheat. 2 c0 l# S7 y% g
2. Your province is really easy to draw. 1 B6 L. ~* x2 g2 a
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. # T: F" a/ O. O) e v0 n/ C$ V$ H
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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5 x, E# S ?" zTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA / G1 [7 F2 z. D
2 k+ V0 }, A0 T" w1 w2 m2 U9 k% U1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. / n, Y1 D x$ h3 {1 |* k, ^% I
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 5 ]+ X8 d3 A0 U$ l6 ?4 k& w( H
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
; N& l* |+ }& W* o! ?) N4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 9 Z, w: D* P: i& L1 a
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ! W/ B9 B+ m) e a m7 E
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( G5 Y2 i4 ?$ B$ ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO . U$ j+ L! _2 v! v3 c8 w
, K, ?9 ]2 n, K. W# X1. You live in the centre of the universe. $ k1 B" k* G2 K9 I/ a9 E
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
* K" j% R2 ?; l; H3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. ' z: ?* C) K# P1 X8 I' U; h
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC ( F" A/ o3 Z+ ^
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
8 \ R& m5 p2 i6 F2 a. T# E% j2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. ( L* i3 E2 y5 v% j" i
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 3 w1 W0 m1 Z$ O1 ]0 o
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
2 o! A7 o$ y) u# STOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 1 S% H( ~; E& `2 p* d8 P$ P
& b6 M( B3 ?9 A6 e9 W! }: i/ `1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. $ [- q; D7 n& ^( K3 [
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
7 c- D3 \" V9 |: a3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
& E% [ P7 Q7 c9 U& N' n; g4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 2 Y" e- j/ L' k
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" y) s& h# z4 b" `: L+ G+ Q" ]6 _TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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8 C# I1 j/ v Q) n0 G$ i1 |. `1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
7 m: J( O t! D0 Z) G+ O2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. $ ^4 i# g# A3 z6 W9 X5 G6 }
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND $ r* y8 Q7 {' n4 g/ {! n
- u* S" q3 J2 P( O7 W3 w! V1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 8 @2 k4 F: q: r; H. v
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 8 E2 [9 [$ l1 @0 u) J/ y
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
' ` H6 {% x' Q$ L3 U4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
/ L9 y' C" s1 s- J! \5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 2 X) R1 ?$ q8 Z0 l J0 W
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. # w% A0 k, m, P1 N8 r, ]
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# p9 h+ _3 c9 d5 @% b( fTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. . p7 R% _% T4 s' }8 O# E, B
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. + R, }+ Q3 \/ o- ^; `7 ?
3. The workday is about two hours long.
. h- o/ K6 ^; o6 R4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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