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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA, I# V: T/ x0 Q! M- p# ~" J
. s0 |$ k! y, A6 q) f1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
) {2 C) `8 ~5 C6 J j% b2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
|5 Z8 u" X8 B/ k2 D- `2 t: i3 U3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
7 U6 ^: H! e, k4 r- Q2 q4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 4 ? s) F( Y# A) H+ `; R, L# b
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. ! Q$ v' f# {- h
2. Ottawa who?3 }( F) S4 ]- I% ~- b; {
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. + l* G: H* ]9 W. m
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
3 ?" p& n- V7 m+ Z+ P% X3 W9 R1 @5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. # i5 R' Q+ Z+ [* R
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 3 |) R) G; v% J0 \9 r
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
% p9 e9 @0 @$ [1 u: `: V: k8 b2. Your province is really easy to draw.
8 }4 v' Y! [3 Q+ I3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 2 s: x4 r: c, X+ r! R0 Y; V
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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! ^! h. L0 J6 H# N2 P- a. P- oTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1 w, j* J: W; k5 }5 U- j4 k$ `1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. $ S% c& x1 y; Z+ s6 l$ p: W
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 4 |7 C- {4 L( M9 Z- {2 o
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 2 i U* T6 ~" Y/ o# m& c( P' R
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. , R8 H1 ^, g u# E
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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' b" h* G/ D) @: [, dTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 2 W* N0 }; x0 A' z. F( @
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
" v* Z6 p! I6 Z5 w6 h% H/ [& V2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 3 s/ c9 J& D, _$ X5 W) l$ B/ c/ K$ _
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 8 D7 n+ R0 u* m$ e6 X+ T
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC : W; v. w" m9 T* T8 N; J/ u
( y5 r) d) {$ z i. m1. Racism is socially acceptable
0 ]4 h. J0 S# a* v- w2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 8 l- c: R) P% \. ]- \: H q
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
- S) B0 f+ o+ s/ {9 ?6 R7 y0 t4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
4 m8 i, W& J8 s$ r" R. U0 lTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 5 @; k( J. ^( h
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK & ?/ S1 y( E X3 ?
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
. E, g. M- w6 ?2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 1 u/ Q4 q/ ?! F! _
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
5 ?0 x8 W. }, \4 P' k, x. @/ W* V/ W4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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/ `6 @7 \+ d* R/ l. P, ATOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 9 m6 W- E) @' F3 c) \' n8 s! u0 B, A
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
$ K3 @& \, r' w6 S( @& |2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
( p2 c2 Y* B) m, [, j* L. A* m, K' S1 J3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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- R" r q5 k& M% A. |0 kTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. % O+ J1 u, b$ G! ], _9 e# r. \
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. % K1 B$ \, H% \' R
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. & n2 A+ ~/ x: O r0 L( R
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
1 V- [( n/ G% w3 i+ t4 S' o5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 0 X9 i3 M: p2 C- O% z" b/ d- {* V0 N
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. " k# ?, z/ U- a2 p
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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, ?0 r! L3 u* \$ K+ b1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 3 Q3 r; f, f- t. H0 f' S2 i5 Y% Y
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
5 k- {" T# P9 Q7 e$ T) ~3. The workday is about two hours long.
. G8 y5 e# X/ w. P! I8 @ I4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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