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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA/ t5 k0 y% e1 a9 t* g; T. g6 `1 {
5 E# h) @6 T7 ?2 h1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
+ c3 Q' G. S6 a) @* w2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
; h5 `8 u) t: p, D; B3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
8 g& `* m" ?. `$ V# S8 @) T4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 4 \# `5 C' I$ O1 F7 k5 g
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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! X) |2 Y1 N ~+ @7 Q5 e1. Big rock between you and B.C.
# y" }: _, r, g( S' M6 Z" _2. Ottawa who?5 }5 D: H& D- b' u( ^0 I
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
8 Z1 E' S& }4 `0 [4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. / C% U4 K3 _& S) P
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
5 Q! C6 [& D6 S: `( v6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 4 m5 H9 O5 @- Z
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. w; s( {+ w3 [/ u4 {7 YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 3 M) A) C- j/ L W) r
3 K% t. G0 Z: c" b7 m# k% l2 ?5 |1. You never run out of wheat. . F3 k$ f9 {0 C7 N: V p3 e' U& T
2. Your province is really easy to draw. 9 h6 M) u# {0 e) w" D, C2 k
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
2 s) l1 s$ X$ G' W- h* W6 i9 ~1 c& [4. People will assume you live on a farm. . j2 h2 z W3 @1 i4 D' z% y: f! z
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA + d& R, I T5 o6 M4 R
2 `6 C5 ?* \& D T P1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. # Z0 W, M; w) M% g' x% v: D
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
# M5 @& Q# S. [( S1 i* Y. H3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4 U$ ^9 Y1 o3 G- {4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 3 G; ]& a: W% _8 l2 ]. e5 H; n
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 0 ~8 N: r0 i1 o" M ]* Q! e
5 ^- t$ }$ @% {' s' x: c/ K3 j1. You live in the centre of the universe.
6 v, s: A, ^3 r2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. " z. ?# N7 Y+ }
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 3 P4 ~4 T, h# G
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. ( r; c) n' F- H% N
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable , O" ?0 T2 d$ ~& l- u1 g
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
5 D4 n6 \9 `' V& J+ k8 z5 ~- h3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. : N! I# z* w, v+ N9 l, a
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *; z* W; @) L" {/ N
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ' C3 o8 U4 |% }" @! m
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. $ e1 u% Q/ `, i! j# @& v2 X9 Y
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 4 b% ~& C" J! j. d0 [% T0 R- d
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
2 q. m' _3 P+ ^: d, [4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. W8 R& n4 O$ s9 @" K1 Y
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7 @ z+ I, M3 S4 w# i+ KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 1 c! {% ^) T. d, n( |1 s
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. $ [+ [8 {# V( I- D5 R- x6 B" H* y
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. $ }+ Z$ W- n9 r( S% t, ?
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. / Z1 o9 l z. [, ]4 s
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ; J# D4 o, c) q5 d* u
; J8 |. m1 q+ r+ `( `1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. ) C+ X2 }& I2 U3 N$ x' l+ @1 d/ f* c( b! s
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 7 l9 B/ A9 N$ L" `( ^) Q# Y
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
/ L2 i- w& {3 ]- G2 \7 `1 ? e4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
8 v3 [2 ` l y5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 9 p) e" |8 r+ A8 c$ O
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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9 R9 d2 H1 _1 pTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND ) \3 o( w# @9 S$ V" \
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
, ~! l" Q' g- W6 a( a3 q2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
* o5 I7 Z) C) F+ `) e* F" e$ r3. The workday is about two hours long. , O( v' v2 U' L5 U- t. G
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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