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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA3 M) S1 G1 C, c! y7 s9 y' Y) X
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
( C" ?5 {. ^( l8 q" w# f% `2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. * b4 r! S6 ^' y0 t: @1 }
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. , H4 V% j+ k5 M7 o8 o# k8 t
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. " V( a. T# W4 T$ L9 F& E
5. Weed + j( x. h6 n W( ` l
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA + c# O0 d; X! D$ U1 F/ e
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
4 r/ M" i y1 y8 F2. Ottawa who?
! S% h8 p/ V4 s0 R; W) o4 J! h3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
/ d# A, x* [* H6 k; b4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. % _. K7 W8 p4 H+ ]
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. " A$ x, S6 T. p9 @$ a$ z/ \
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 2 o+ U3 ~0 h% o
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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, E- j7 M6 f$ e0 }! F' ~3 W1. You never run out of wheat. & A; w/ J* P& |6 L n1 g
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3 V3 b! C/ U! R$ B4 W6 ^% B2 I) x3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
9 n" j3 S) H6 ]+ R. W, V4. People will assume you live on a farm. 7 c: l/ O0 a% e* ~7 {6 Z9 Y
% t8 O+ n# c9 k! J, yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA $ k& g T, A, j* M* f# c
9 S# d- R W4 I3 o# I' j$ z1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 5 L2 D. B* Q" N. m3 |# o
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. , I5 e. T7 [1 k. [ x! W( s
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
( Q; Y1 C8 n* @3 M9 l! t9 a, u" O4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
( g& c" i; D1 k. C% z7 n5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ; {! ~* t( d& d# M; s8 W
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1 A, C% q d0 G$ e$ G( d# lTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. 0 W8 I4 Q, ~3 R2 A* T
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. $ e! S+ J) u3 T( z7 E
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 7 `. g8 X1 h% o0 m, B
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. . ?3 S1 q: l4 _2 J
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# M4 Z: r6 |' w* G: G) xTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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) |9 f; l! b3 g- i2 T% N. G) t/ y: n0 z1. Racism is socially acceptable
2 @: c; B/ _1 M+ u' z* [2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. ; ?) x7 G6 ]6 ]
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
) F. o8 C" b: K7 {: Q, P4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *9 x" ~/ H% \3 q+ E* B* [
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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& O# i. z; G0 N9 h1 W0 ^: Z ^TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK & {& [' | a- w% S$ G; c: S
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
8 Q$ S f5 x# I6 N6 X; u2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. % g/ q/ s$ z" o+ s+ R1 k* S
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
& h" P/ w$ h& m! u* x, P% H# H }" c4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 5 l+ ^- ~# F2 g4 d
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9 d: c# y- d. kTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 1 I1 U& h3 D S; Y+ u0 I% C% x
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. * ?: ^* s! q9 e3 u; d: q
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. 3 H7 j3 [* P7 L* i3 y3 L
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 3 u& S$ _% w2 s8 ]- M- |, r
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. , Y) G, r- z/ J: @
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
" b' m- v8 v/ J3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
5 q6 ^) H3 K+ D" E4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
! d' t; r, a, k. X2 F" [5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
8 \+ a. X* o( Q1 S6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. # t, U6 s5 D1 _3 S& n/ g" Z
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. . c" o* B( n. `, z+ z0 g7 Q
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
$ @) N5 A4 p6 M$ v% h: {3. The workday is about two hours long. 5 i8 h7 q* ^- I3 J
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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