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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA2 i3 `1 g( o- _2 m
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
1 h& c; ~7 g7 R0 }# k' e! V2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. ) |1 ]7 D5 C c, d; o
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. ! O: s, y1 a" k) \5 v. T* D8 |- F
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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( Y( E8 o. [% HTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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. L( P8 M9 |" \8 l2 R& m1. Big rock between you and B.C.
; e5 \; J/ G# G, g9 p# _6 m2. Ottawa who?
4 @; r8 F4 U* @9 n3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
3 Q+ x$ G# t R& ?2 E1 i4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
. }( O) p0 P" W2 }- h' c5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. d. c& R( E6 T
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. , D9 p' H$ \) {# r1 P
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5 J( N5 \6 n7 T! n# bTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN ' L% g/ c3 R5 Q/ p8 _
n! `8 ~! Z& @+ G0 C2 p; C1. You never run out of wheat.
4 d) x$ \5 O+ j& w! I/ k2. Your province is really easy to draw.
8 |3 E) C8 e$ N7 a3 p9 |3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
7 F6 m! @6 W& C3 z# m) ?3 _0 A4. People will assume you live on a farm. & o; U7 z5 ?$ R2 B
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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9 P0 i" |2 |8 r6 |9 R1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
' S, V, [- e7 u2 K2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
' ?9 o! a7 _& \) ?; [+ o; L% G3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 4 k% l0 @' e. `2 x
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
) [' m) C9 \$ c* s5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. / o8 {6 R: x- d7 `6 ?8 e& ^
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# X6 K: H2 E0 }8 I' bTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 9 e) g/ \1 v9 \' T" U4 u# E
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
) Y6 d& a8 r2 M2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 5 ~9 ?1 g# a |. K) ^) N
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 9 a7 N2 D' f4 N8 j. i6 c2 _4 x! i
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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# \$ {4 W) P- @! g! cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC % R8 w/ I, ?; h; P) M
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
, e$ N7 Y3 j9 Z2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
4 I# f, B: j" q; O! l3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. ) W$ s+ J+ a' f" a9 ^7 t! \
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
, K1 K& G p( p% N, UTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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P0 D' o( J* g9 o1 V" k0 b1 [TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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" Y1 \& B7 R) ~0 u7 ?7 [1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
: l5 A, |0 |+ W- _: I2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. . O6 {0 b- Z! p! d. a$ P
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
# _6 R, Z( P; c' Y$ N! r8 R( I4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 5 R+ q( n! N% M6 x9 T5 ]
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0 c. g: k% Q# U7 T/ W oTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 9 w/ c# k# d) Z$ Z1 k+ g& L6 H
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
0 Z- m6 Z6 S' a8 _* g3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. & o+ ]0 R4 Q5 y; N: J
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND * Z( _7 f* J; T: m0 l5 Q
: t/ M- H, c/ w. w1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. / [* Z% r" y; u8 x- y
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
4 q, ~: P( j! |3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. ' L' H/ W/ m! J* W0 p
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
: ?4 T' \4 |+ t8 Q# U: K& H D5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. # t, Y+ p, a7 }/ Z* T! k! @. x
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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" \2 i0 ^( `4 ?TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. f. C1 G$ Q* w ?9 O2 M
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
. l" i) T r9 ]0 _8 S! q3. The workday is about two hours long.
9 `2 z4 f. j1 U! m" w4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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