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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA8 Q' S+ E) E, ]* `; y+ {- f
/ R( i, y- ?9 V. \$ N1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
9 \4 l' _3 H0 y2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 9 \% a7 Q2 Z' {, z# ~5 O
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
8 z( _1 X4 r. C0 z& A u4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5 t. f. ?* B+ E# A5. Weed
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' Q8 C1 w n8 A5 V2 k1 C, ~1 ^TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
7 U; s2 L7 ^$ l! e2. Ottawa who?( e+ _ [4 S7 \- @
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
( @, L5 K0 T9 y8 Y- R g4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. , w3 I9 W2 w* m( }
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
! E4 w5 {$ k2 [+ _6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 3 @* d1 x2 s9 l; w0 x& Z
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6 `$ o8 e2 k2 k9 t2 ]) S! i3 mTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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$ Q+ o' P7 ^, g5 L4 F; z4 E4 y1. You never run out of wheat.
) T8 c: N" ]% @$ a7 ?5 w5 Z" Q2. Your province is really easy to draw.
# Q- Y( W8 \, B& z- k2 B3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
' B3 o# W/ P4 N( D; P* @: h4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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- W2 c; W% @. P! ~' W* o& q: CTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 8 s' K9 ~7 y; I1 ]% {8 U
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
9 [ F6 Y" n1 y; e" K8 \2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 3 `- U$ Z, C% _: X) X$ K
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
& X5 [9 q4 J. W- b" ?- t4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. ! i4 X& G" J3 \. u3 ~" K) w: V. N5 ]
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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) R+ \' i. ], u5 N. sTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO - F9 N8 H6 t x
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
8 s% u$ m1 b: I1 @2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
6 Z; r+ C4 _" z1 O. L3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
2 r' `0 v5 ]0 L4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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( o! \6 g; G$ s8 g$ dTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC ! S" l- D8 d8 e# i4 m" A1 O
% \" {# n8 s6 e# `# D1. Racism is socially acceptable
, D# v5 y$ q3 U, q6 `2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
. d( ?5 ~0 O& Z) g7 y3 t, Y3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
0 W- ?: `; O, H0 Q" a) @" L4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *5 J! a2 c0 l+ E; b
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 2 @$ G) \# `7 W1 i% G7 _% z
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
V/ |: N; N& D/ G' B$ ]. E2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
, I7 `) B$ p6 a& F5 I x3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
0 O O; I- E+ z' D' y4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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~# b* H3 f+ I0 w6 z( Q+ H% r9 o1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
+ E/ F* s# F( k- ]1 }7 { r6 `) ?2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. $ @. y- O0 o- l5 v
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 8 Z/ o+ f7 w8 e, k3 y% U( D9 u
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND * O2 R4 t* q2 o/ m' j2 v
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. - [5 D1 H1 ]" w: L2 Q. P
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 2 F1 Y: N4 i* |0 J
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. ' e8 ~( H& A- m1 U9 ^; \: }3 i
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
' C' u; ~8 s9 e5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
4 Q. V3 Q$ G- K; R6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. + Q$ I) o+ d2 L! k6 S6 ~; i$ l# n" @
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2 K$ k j1 e2 y: f' G. r- Y1 LTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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- Z* w' Q3 k5 t: d1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
8 U. L: u3 i' q) Q2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
. O, W1 Y4 Q# A; R: C) \+ Z# j7 T3. The workday is about two hours long. C% B: K7 C* ~" s, R7 _
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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