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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA( `1 |. }; T5 V6 g
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. ( v8 o$ f* m3 h' ?
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 4 [$ q7 k3 o7 u2 q0 T7 [" Q+ P( K
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. ; o6 a. w) R% C
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 0 Z* Y- B3 _6 @% b _* |( c' N7 m
5. Weed ' t S7 n0 q5 k5 e3 g, u# @
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA & V* r# R) [9 ^+ \' i/ m
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
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3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
- V/ h; \* @0 X$ N8 X% c6 x* J4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. # v- I/ I* G) x* M4 \7 T
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
; N- b% G" Z' p5 x8 v4 h. Q" o6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. % a- Y. D4 t# Z6 O v
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. " r3 G0 Y, ?7 I* a
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
$ {' M) x; e9 k( x+ r" g3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 9 a/ @/ \3 T# p( F. x, M6 O# X! n
4. People will assume you live on a farm. 7 {! T) Y/ ]+ f1 z- b+ p& g
2 p. j& ~' `$ g6 CTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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# Q2 ~! P" u8 U4 t$ s0 ?9 s1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
/ r) f: c" `& ~2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
8 ~; S Z: ` t% z3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
; U( v. O' s; B/ y4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
3 D9 F& ]8 D! ~5 A5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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# s% u; ^) j# g Z FTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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2 G" n- ]8 q2 c- w* I1. You live in the centre of the universe.
# i7 F. w) `! T t5 P% g2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
. @9 k7 H3 }* N( L3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. $ X* Q' T9 [* C+ [
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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& d3 \! u. R3 }8 iTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC & C" W- C( ?1 X0 w) o; ?4 J
! V. e |( _8 `2 L; J$ v1. Racism is socially acceptable " S+ k/ F9 O# I/ ~0 c/ _
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
% [4 ^& e8 F8 q. Q# Q( A* X3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 1 q3 c7 O0 k( T, D6 {
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *5 P/ {8 H6 \! h1 L+ E
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK . ?6 a9 H( X# Q9 N' \5 W- A2 R
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
& w* x, Q I* k+ t$ G% o% ?2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. * Q+ P3 G/ B. }# M' _
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 7 L; W- w% M) s+ \( v" t
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. Q+ p: N ~8 z
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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) s$ y0 R1 d0 ^' J* N* B1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ( S$ V' s+ R; B
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
" v, [ B) O# B; M3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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% o# y1 H* @( p' S1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. - x+ \! b7 T9 a! O* G
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
' P' D, n2 v- f7 K# T+ g& S3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
" U/ N* k2 T% r# @6 _. }* X/ A4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 1 y S+ B a- j/ p: n& e
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
+ Q2 f% V4 N- d% {0 r5 L# T6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. [: y9 |( t8 g, J
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7 @( l# ~# I- O- O( l. PTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 8 o ^1 P4 W4 n/ \" w3 o; V
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
' | S7 F0 T" G6 L# [9 B" h/ U8 d# i2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
1 @$ u" ] a2 [2 M' Z3. The workday is about two hours long.
; W9 ^- v3 m3 W4 R- y( b4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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