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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 ; M" ] p& u c1 F3 M
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2 U$ M( G- L" yI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too$ Z2 O1 ]8 f# X ^- V' N
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
% n6 M# x# I. `9 f; ]( w% p" [The rents too high, the air's unclean7 e5 A5 M5 u" b) ^' z: Z) e) A
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
6 ]% L8 E/ ]' P" i* Q) Y0 TAnd the women are big and the men are dumb. C9 m: R! i9 K3 B# y ]
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum& N- U- A0 ~. ~$ }" t% U# {2 j1 y
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
3 ~+ D1 c7 K3 r/ `. V- u6 wThey dress real bad and they think they're New York: |: \* b* q4 _$ K e) Y; ]
In Toronto, Ontario
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa% Y% f# u; D G- p n0 p
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
5 q1 P" M4 V* I3 x/ Q, @* `3 N2 m1 hLondon sucks and the Great Lakes suck
" ~5 i. D% C5 A/ R e) ?And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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% f3 e9 G0 n: C6 J# @I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
8 P# P; L8 y1 j8 r* UHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree* r6 G% B" w T+ X. m& S# ]0 F( M5 a d
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck* f9 P& j9 b; {
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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Ontario Sucks
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1 [4 ` V: g" Q2 n1 S1 ?"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"( E( F8 t( o: ^$ ~
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
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Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank7 L3 D! {, F1 L3 F' w
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
1 q; f- p0 B. |" h9 h' c/ F5 JQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
0 J& t' j8 O4 i* N: NOntario sucks, Ontario sucks- k. m q* L4 a% b2 |* F- ^
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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7 D' b4 k3 \" e1 wSaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
) O8 M: R" M# ]. M" x1 H& h# c# I4 KAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!- s% [# k: E- u; t. \0 L0 c4 E
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"" S g& N2 z/ n, c6 A
1 E; d) z; \. F7 G3 `* V1 H'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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