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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 " g4 _; t0 @& Q! D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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% Z7 e6 c# e" A. h; y5 J6 k6 mI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
q* {/ S; u; D J* G; PI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
x: I/ l4 m- t/ ^) JThe rents too high, the air's unclean0 T; ]; y" r# b9 @, {7 h
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
! ]; G! P R* C& f& V9 vAnd the women are big and the men are dumb! l8 N4 B |0 }$ U/ _% ]9 c3 f
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum) V* X6 y- W# S& ]& v; A. K
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
: n: B7 Y" x; \* t- jThey dress real bad and they think they're New York
# s& ~( A# c' t4 ]9 \" n2 |! I, U( jIn Toronto, Ontario+ ^# q2 W6 e. X. M& B2 O9 r' U ]0 b+ B
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"( y% c( p( y Z* t$ Y5 x0 o0 h
4 D- i; `. a9 NI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa4 ] \) H* O2 k* O D4 v
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa7 \: _& S' d# Y+ L" z7 g
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck5 d1 f" E7 A6 _ t1 N; |
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks4 ]8 k' W& F6 g
+ A- l M' R$ G% S, F$ [I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney" m" E, ?+ K( Q
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
: u% F# h3 W! f5 N1 AI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck: M8 L8 Z/ H9 _& ~8 ~$ U8 b/ @
# Z9 X* a3 i* [" F3 x9 w"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"% ?. p$ q1 L* n
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Ontario Sucks5 H( w. a% Q' T7 @: }; D3 F# Y7 Q
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"0 E% a- r5 c& P0 U+ h
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird4 X: U* ~9 H. V6 C0 r) l
And Prince Edward Island is too small
) e6 c+ C/ C4 jNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
* ?& H* Y% G0 [) L3 h% HNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
0 s# D( n7 J g. m7 sQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
$ z5 {6 B$ a+ e7 l0 J8 C9 ~Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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# r7 v4 \0 M2 u, l# l"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"" C0 y5 z! ~: q
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
$ F3 y) q: z5 [# Z6 f' oAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!6 r6 t+ `( r. q8 |# m, e2 g
. A/ h. @/ W1 M3 P"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"6 N& ^4 U+ H% C4 W
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
i0 y4 x: y: q% v. aBut Calgary does |
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