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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
$ f5 x2 g% v! \+ N# z2 cI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo, W7 i- v/ M! y: g5 {
The rents too high, the air's unclean: P+ R( `3 |( q1 u _" M
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean8 V8 ?* `7 }$ {
And the women are big and the men are dumb5 W; n. Z5 U% m* L
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
5 x/ O0 ~; {3 t: DThe water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
, g' Z6 C! O8 L: G$ M$ r3 KThey dress real bad and they think they're New York, g; D* S% C) ^ u
In Toronto, Ontario3 ~6 o& M/ f3 E
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
5 Q& A# |) Z; a4 tKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa0 Z( ?# ?$ \9 a2 B
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
4 K7 C7 e9 a; }3 l) \5 j7 K& yAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks" V, i) ^$ q+ L+ t
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney5 c$ @8 o. c8 D# p( v5 L- A
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
; p/ |7 x! P& U0 z" \/ b3 ^' xI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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8 e9 |9 o' _% x1 e. G0 w"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!": ^0 S- m5 t3 y& Y$ Z$ S) a3 y
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Ontario Sucks6 i/ H' p$ P' I( @) \9 h
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"* h1 x$ _+ }" C$ Z2 r; ~( V2 }- s
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But,: s: R1 E1 c9 N" ^6 I3 E: q
I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
9 W# y2 X5 W- P$ P: ?) XAnd Prince Edward Island is too small0 q) r2 F- m* I0 t9 O$ o: o7 r3 m
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank; B2 s3 B) H# K! X5 a
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall" t0 o( s: @4 G1 O' h
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
9 L& N ^$ S! |6 R1 ZOntario sucks, Ontario sucks
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/ o1 U% l* ]) _ }; X1 G7 H"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old \5 R# h. {# r& W: h, K
And as for the territories, they're too cold!
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4 ]' |$ B3 ^" V1 g9 }"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck: o0 x6 N4 }' f. b$ d
But Calgary does |
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