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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too2 }2 U+ T0 R/ @1 `
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo7 @: n! z; \$ z4 r. x! Q9 s
The rents too high, the air's unclean9 b3 D R- W4 Q6 M6 F/ {9 p
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean" ]2 q7 O2 [/ L: ?
And the women are big and the men are dumb
7 }0 v6 V5 Z! }% TAnd the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
1 s* s0 k `" I9 Y+ M' wThe water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
( B# a. a2 `% j, q1 _They dress real bad and they think they're New York
5 x5 D. t( b0 S5 j5 Y, h, N4 JIn Toronto, Ontario' A/ S% {9 Z4 v/ ^) u6 z
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"9 d! N2 \ G1 c. J8 [+ B% {
' Q% }9 M- }" |. @! E2 l/ vI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
4 M. U5 E7 s; EKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa7 ?+ k; B# Q. J2 @0 L# S/ V% f
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck9 @2 X" _' r K Y9 o
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks+ W" a1 A% V- K
4 i: d1 Q, }+ I5 GI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
/ y. P+ A6 C7 }% IHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
# [" o2 {6 J* O9 [I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck. p) ]/ O+ e7 P% l, Z
5 w) z" Z$ R5 g+ Q2 A s' p& F"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"& P4 G- n/ B4 b. E/ p' ^4 J- ^/ S
, n+ j4 B2 G3 j7 EOntario Sucks& x/ z% f& T$ y
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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( `9 F$ `1 R: w, S0 v# sI hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
$ m/ b- N" G6 ~3 a! [* `And Prince Edward Island is too small
2 q) g6 r* _6 |Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank* n, q+ ?3 j5 h
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
3 _ ~ O8 z3 e+ H+ w$ bQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
. r4 H( ?* |- @( o, [1 YOntario sucks, Ontario sucks
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. L) a8 Y' J4 Z) R" y"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?", m0 e4 a9 s }7 F# X# [% V8 d: _, r
) t+ e9 Q' v+ J7 ]4 kSaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
6 h; b1 Q! }( M; Z" d% OAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!3 h- n6 D3 K) U6 F+ A9 I+ Q
; t3 V9 G" `6 k' X"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!", O/ u/ `, F( H q1 Y0 \2 q" E1 h
% g1 A- O8 P% Z! G% @, T5 h'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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