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歌词
* r! r- n3 \3 B1 J7 k: e$ ^I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
1 h4 e, ~) w; u& _2 n1 p; hI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
1 }. u4 S+ {9 [8 O9 N7 k; j# ?The rents too high, the air's unclean
5 l4 P0 H4 {2 x: G/ XThe beaches are dirty and the people are mean
& x- ^# l! A r: G3 D0 aAnd the women are big and the men are dumb2 e( l* [5 a: }; z- ?( G; A
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum; p/ P- [& E) n9 D4 V' V0 e) b9 l
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork6 L. {5 F& j6 V) B: l8 z
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
' C. P8 J A5 E1 kIn Toronto, Ontario
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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( g4 L) k" q. [/ L/ mI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa. i3 t4 ]- M; ^8 p. w
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London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
" A' ~5 z* d4 P: B3 gAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks- X: q/ g$ w! p4 g: x
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney6 {# E- n# i: c( F# f0 \; y
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree; ^$ v$ M: @ \ q$ \& o% s
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck( Q2 A0 ?0 T- B$ s! `
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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& O" r" Y6 Y& jOntario Sucks4 \, ~$ |; }2 O+ n% t6 e6 s
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"4 U. F5 P7 b; ` I* k
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird* e% x3 x; B9 p/ w! v
And Prince Edward Island is too small
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New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
$ ^6 w' ~# F$ n) z4 ~3 @! z9 S( \6 mQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
# q8 I8 W" S$ q, Z, u0 I7 n5 ZOntario sucks, Ontario sucks
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"( `) u) d* D/ ?
$ W0 K( K# }% USaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
) U5 `; e2 u9 PAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!) B) C! `+ F$ e: C% O
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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