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如果看工会的工资列表, Welder比其他trades 还低点儿。 其实Welder有更好的赚钱办法,买一套Welding Rig当subcontractor, Charge $80-120/hr, plus rig 租赁。# F' n! r7 O" s4 c. l
r+ _& [' l' j! s) ^手艺人每日与灰尘,油腻,灌木丛(dust,oily and bush)打交道,自然嘴里吐不出象牙. little Johny 的玩笑是我最爱。其中一则:
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Little Johny asked father,"Can I have a cigarette, please?"
0 C, A# y- {( t) nDaddy replied,"Can your weeny touch your belly button?"+ U+ g0 d, M9 [- b, d
"Nope."
7 n C- J% ^; C v0 N8 T"So you are not big enough."9 k! T2 V( H8 `! v8 D' r! R4 Y
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One day little Johny want a beer, Daddy said, “ Can your weeny toutch your asshole yet?"
; w* ^3 S0 i1 l% h'Nope."
% W: U7 t! x3 O: K" g"so you are not big enough.”
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Next day Daddy want to share some pop corn from his son, little Johny said," Can your weeny reach your asshole?"
1 f4 F! `/ t& H# J"It is for sure. I am a man."
5 h" D% a# C' [* J1 X"Go and fuck yourself, then." |
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