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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤), sucking (往回吸,收腹)in his stomach.
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Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver(巧计,策略), she
/ E( V, w- L$ k) Q0 X0 \commented, "I don't think that's going to help."0 ]1 f3 K9 u' N0 s+ i" D
7 u/ X( O, Q0 P! k, O9 h3 u"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers." |
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