新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
; `4 i% t; O9 Y# f8 K- a1 _　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

% D" F! o+ T6 ~2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
4 I' B7 X4 }* k+ N& m
$ s9 [  Z$ f$ }8 N. _6 M% r3 F　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
0 |2 A/ Q" x3 P- [+ F$ b4 I: L
! p' I- z0 \! P2 k: ]$ @+ Y4 P5 j3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
# x" h! m5 X" t$ V
　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
; o0 Y3 M, T5 i# c3 {
4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 `. ^! X3 q( w+ G% q6 J
/ o5 M6 x& q* M: h% f+ @8 u　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

2 |9 ~/ ^9 K' r) z5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
. a9 {: z, n1 `: C$ b% |
　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7 ]; w9 H9 c4 Y$ N0 a# _( I% r4 J
　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

$ {+ v8 g4 m4 ~( D, P1 B! P9 U' w　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
; ]9 F( z4 K: i+ r% o
8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
$ O/ w7 G+ w  I
　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
* l7 o2 E* j* q% t- N/ |
9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?