新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
, M% l) {9 H* \- O: n　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

% k) o: p! y* P　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

4 j5 \. Q/ A6 x& A3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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- I6 k; q* V" z" |+ f# O　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

0 Z4 j/ g5 w! j- [! o+ C5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

! l5 Q) t3 h& g  T# q, R6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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4 C/ E& J6 b7 U# f1 J+ Y　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

0 G, {9 ]: ?/ t+ v+ A2 U7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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; {8 u+ U) L& U+ e　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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# o1 ]  d" o1 r7 k6 a　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?