新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
& J% K" c5 Z$ S$ W$ V5 D* }　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

) [1 Y  \: d7 H. ]2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

+ e" Q7 _, H5 L　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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5 O8 n; P: h6 S' _& w& x5 V3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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- c1 n  O0 ]2 J$ D% b　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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3 y2 j: p9 u$ g9 c& e! u3 p　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

* W; U; E4 ^7 R: {- A5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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  J; n( C. K+ K. c6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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" E* ]  m  S, ]  n　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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- z5 B9 D/ X2 U, a7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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1 [  I* Q" N2 [7 W3 c7 i　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

) p1 B* K  s$ y8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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# Z' s( {' g& f" Q7 X5 A　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?