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)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
5 o; C$ N( Q, B. L" T 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 4 p" Q& u& x$ E. x0 x) P
4 N! |: k& G- J! ?3)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ; r) Z& L8 m" X& U! L
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 4 g* X4 {' h8 e0 k: `# t& [: |) Q( |: v5 F
1 \& O9 z( Z: y2 z4)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 1 I; G$ d0 R5 r6 K
# q' [. r. x- k8 b) u 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. & p- i: b- Q* r9 P
I6 { Z# I. G5)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 1 t$ f; ?/ G3 `. a$ r
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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9 P& V- \6 c9 m" d6)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. & e* t; x! y# K- Q% J6 `
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 2 |( i& i/ U$ V+ ~' t( c6 f
9 e0 U) h) n% j$ p! l- Q4 E7)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. : i: J7 ~/ |) V" L( V+ E
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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4 [' X# r; _! {8)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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6 q& ~8 |- K9 {4 x7 M 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9)One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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8 M F0 X- `6 I- P 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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