新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
5 W) f/ P7 X, b7 {5 J: B/ A, J　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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9 F  b) U3 y8 H' x3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

8 ~3 V8 G' J' L) ?3 k' r　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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+ U* {% p# N$ ]0 ^" V4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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2 O2 T7 M7 D* O  f　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

2 ~/ r% k8 w: j% ^& E# A* n5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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0 b$ i& i  e  \6 @9 I7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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- u" ^+ m+ p9 e　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

* F! I. Z/ ?; h4 ]　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?