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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
3 O V( v0 Z l1 p1 V 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 2 a- r; ?7 _* O
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. * L2 s! ]1 H. D" i/ Q
, D3 o* `2 o* `. |3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 8 \# t9 k6 ]% D+ o J
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ( \4 v% w. i) B' o& y
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 2 U4 V8 u; F4 U n0 y
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. % X1 }1 s K7 Y8 I, ?# H
6 |+ }% i; j+ ?% ^( X1 T5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 7 A$ a. l9 E3 f1 Z& ~
* l! n) o' Y% w8 q. a 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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# p2 Y& Z# p: V% l3 d5 }6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. $ w+ b. @' Y% ~% m" Q9 W* }" O/ f
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. $ @, [5 K* m# I3 ^, m0 {
5 I8 E" \- X$ B) L9 c0 r2 @4 w. k7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # g4 g, t7 B: E$ A( e
& N- ?* U) N- ^7 R4 Y 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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# U5 n% x/ ?9 j6 f/ i$ y: O7 H3 F8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. , x* J% X6 @- v& Y8 a1 |
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ' ]+ X1 I- n1 {6 n8 X* x8 K
# R* F$ ]3 t) i9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. ) @8 E. R& ^" F; c7 }; s+ _0 Z( f
/ m6 _; Q5 x _- M) ] 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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