新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
5 o; C$ N( Q, B. L" T　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

4 N! |: k& G- J! ?3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

1 \& O9 z( Z: y2 z4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

# q' [. r. x- k8 b) u　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

  I6 {  Z# I. G5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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9 P& V- \6 c9 m" d6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

9 e0 U) h) n% j$ p! l- Q4 E7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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4 [' X# r; _! {8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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6 q& ~8 |- K9 {4 x7 M　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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8 M  F0 X- `6 I- P　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?