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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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4 z+ T( f* H6 c- g T6 s- A2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. * Y: V0 _ B u. n
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 1 u2 b( k/ B1 p, R, u
( |0 v# R7 E: x8 r) ^9 t4 M. q3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 1 y0 O/ N; Q" j/ g5 ]
2 N5 q% }4 d3 |5 @8 y" u6 I 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ) M0 ]7 n) j) ?1 [2 _5 f9 t, p
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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0 d0 r: }3 i% q( v7 Y/ c& o. C9 l6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Z: w W: v1 r
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ; l' p$ \! M, W$ e8 o3 }* d
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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& n5 p6 y+ M$ S1 @ V8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. / ]5 Q$ Z- C7 S4 l
) ]: w0 ~0 k6 { j) L! w& @( ^ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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5 C$ J( ^0 S' o3 [9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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