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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. $ f% R# `* p. L4 P4 C
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ) M) V6 L9 g, V1 f0 p" E2 y+ {
' \6 l% y- P* u 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ! \1 [: |7 p: F; p+ K( e
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. - f* t# k2 u8 ~ T0 Q1 i$ i
" f3 y1 F( b: @& } z. H 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 3 g/ U6 b9 w" Q- [+ T) i$ C
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. : U6 K9 T3 p) B4 j0 b
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * Y4 X. Z2 z0 x& ]7 C
* B( Z. ^0 a/ x& @6 K" J6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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/ e0 d4 d2 _, @0 L7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # U- X \* m% P' c: Q6 g3 |! K: H
' \2 f) [! f/ g7 x# X4 C 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 1 Z1 a8 h3 I) A& E5 ?0 f6 _" i/ z
" |. b) s4 `, X! W8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 4 ?8 \: w+ t( m1 F
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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2 V/ I3 F/ a0 [% ~, p. J g' c9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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