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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?% k! h2 ], m# Y; {- a# t8 E
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---incorrectly
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5 N/ v7 R7 o4 |3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?9 z+ a/ u6 e( h' v5 d
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5 D/ w6 j/ e! v2 |+ ]5 \( q. g5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
: S8 L# h% F6 t' M. e+ w' a: M: S) E--- She is walking.
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4 \! L" G, A2 |+ p" l# c7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?" x. X2 `9 _1 s" W! X; k1 {
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8, Which is correct:# E2 v! ]# T( R" N% C7 p& a
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.; x0 X' f, G! b
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.3 z, s( V9 d7 E+ g' a
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