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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 0 s$ P8 E4 ]* s' T% @5 U
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: ?6 q# C) i6 b* m1 }, H  S   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 6 n8 l* R5 N+ f* E
  
, o1 G7 i! b! x   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ( `9 w& B- w* o" @" z
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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! m6 x& M( i+ |8 X4 t% ^8 `! O/ [   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
( t* A  t' @) K8 H   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 ) A7 i0 l+ @' P
  
2 h& W- I. ]; i( X. U   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. : }9 j# |# E0 N& f" H4 ]  z
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 9 z, p& Z  T2 F! m( r7 g! O
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. : H5 [* K5 G  E6 \: h$ P- ]. ~
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 4 [4 y9 {$ v- Q& ]: S
  
7 E, F( g5 R' h2 l. I   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
9 _: U) }9 T' Q5 b2 q; N; B   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ D9 k, t" \! N/ z3 a6 J   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. : h+ h6 V2 d0 o
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 3 }, r- V. ]; ~: E' o& J. T: |/ U
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
- C' _' D: G/ i' a( K( u   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
/ L+ |7 M! d5 G   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 2 j7 S; u& m7 L, I: Z
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
( E% y+ D7 U& M0 p4 m" y) D   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
, b+ z3 T5 `. \   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. " ^) N0 m( N( U; B
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 6 ^! h5 _& d; i; C2 X# Y3 M
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ' a! s% t% ]  G' z& |) n
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8 C- R2 R5 H/ e% \2 q   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
5 i( N, `1 W9 s   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 5 S1 D4 f6 K/ \, _" o/ X2 M
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ' c" L: Z9 }) w; Z- n
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
# ]+ W& {; M6 h5 y! i# V7 v   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ( ~; N) y) k/ U* M) W, B
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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