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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. # Y4 ~' o/ ^7 F! y& D0 k2 V

/ h9 M9 _8 O) ]' l5 [   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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. h. Y- d3 G/ b. r  S) }   One should love animals. They are so tasty. : `$ m8 Z4 ]2 [* i# V8 t/ q
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. : A0 R# j" W) E4 @# w
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
* _  `( `8 f& p   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. , P' l4 x6 q) f5 F2 L& C
  
3 l/ V. K/ m/ I; x  g   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
; c' [/ q3 b, t8 _- @. u, [; |   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 . J  F, i3 R; y: W! j
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
. Y$ D8 ]  U  M   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 Q; e: e# c1 b0 j9 g' t2 |   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. + R: r& p/ n5 C! r- y1 M
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * M% S7 W, D/ ]6 S5 Q+ B
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
4 u( u( z, I4 u4 L   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). " ]4 |$ M/ z0 l# ^+ K2 N
  
8 O  _' U, }8 B# W$ x   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ; _4 }. `( v6 `8 B/ V
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 4 Z" K9 s- h* _8 @. x6 _
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 P5 i( ~4 |& o  Y   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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; i! B+ B2 [! i! ]+ w   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
, p) ?& d4 O) I  g' _& g( {   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. * b7 a7 t; p2 w: e$ i
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
8 p2 Q0 P3 D) N/ D% D   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. , K* U  M2 l5 ^! U
  
3 C( P! L) Q" d! o! ~4 ~" ?* J   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
% ^/ h2 ~( G) Z; l2 s   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. * d! p: |4 e) T& @  E
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
+ V  Y$ H! w0 l  D! [( i. R, u: G   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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* ?% G2 h/ [/ l  F, ]& i   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " % M/ v! l6 f; n& Y2 h( N9 N
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ( O8 A4 T& I2 H" ]  H" e& _
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7 ~/ x7 T. q9 g1 }   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
2 v0 T( a( @: i$ _   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 8 v' V: j" J' |( F! J% C' d
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! / I/ {4 l5 b" ^9 e1 I8 i/ w
  
; E& g$ d* d1 k: Z  X' B   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
4 n( y9 Z& a. ^5 Z0 b4 O! }   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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* p" E/ ]6 U4 q; z3 H7 f, M6 D   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
: {4 p  i  |* z; [0 F0 B$ n   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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