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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 8 u) ~  g( ^% w

3 e" A0 q9 O; H  X+ M6 W   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ( w9 d, h- q! j, r: ^7 n. V/ m# d* s
  
* _. G# q$ ]; X   One should love animals. They are so tasty. * q, A, {) @* r4 X2 v) F
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ( X' G7 q; O3 A% S/ [8 g- i
  
/ h( p1 k3 f* M' \   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.   }" N" {0 u0 j4 m: L; G* Z+ D) m1 ^* J
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. # t+ [* m1 H8 u$ l& \- x, ?6 ^
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
' A; x0 m& p7 S: s# e   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
/ m3 G  [/ h# |9 j9 J6 y   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. , N9 B- \8 P, }: p
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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2 \6 f! v* k6 y( L* Z   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ! T$ j, M6 _/ k  F
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ! B. {0 m0 \) J1 |3 U; f7 w. v2 E
  
3 T+ n# s3 w& c0 j1 `- _   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ E- f5 {' k7 T9 G) p   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 6 B. P3 O% L4 l6 ?# R8 L
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. / L! Y! B0 o$ L# r: u/ B& o% l
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
- V" p. e3 G* y  V2 v! {   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. $ h: t% a% m8 x# p2 `0 X
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 1 ~! w: l3 l' L- j- }4 s
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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1 w# @  b! `5 j. j0 y/ ~. K& C+ H   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 0 A: p6 A0 N7 [* o9 B1 F
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. . Z8 ^6 u9 ^/ S0 Y
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
( T6 _, B( g) b( E" Z/ Y' ~   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ( Y1 J8 e2 w6 X" {
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. * `; o1 E) s% O8 f
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 7 Y2 _; k- z, y: w" Q
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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$ \. _) @; D4 c" b! t6 b8 G( e5 f   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
9 x0 a% e% ^3 Q2 R) h: Q   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. - E9 b. d6 A& r) o" |+ |  V7 q
  
: S! t, a$ O- P' D: r7 l$ H* X   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1 C% l& N. _* b; z   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

WONDERFUL!INSIGHTFUL!HILARIOUS!

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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