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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。$ |- [0 G3 {! `
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
( y2 X6 z4 H4 ?7 L1 T# i# fPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
( ^2 S0 P/ J9 _- {# j0 k4 h: FChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
K/ }4 i8 o* W# |5 O& j) E" fPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
* S: d# [# s. o5 H7 QChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?6 Y# H4 e+ w* Q
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
- y7 H* s7 @' k7 D4 d5 sChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
- g( B; [0 J5 o& PPeople: They dissolved it themselves!3 I% H" M& \+ r, [8 o, t1 }
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?( p# d& `% K$ A1 A! K0 y
People: We’re the imperialism now?
0 B! V* F$ p: Q& k& W& ?4 e* YChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?* o$ o5 `, H- d$ w+ y& {
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照- M+ \( c8 ~1 G) X) ]( z3 g, {! x
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗7 V. K9 F2 @1 x3 Y& t; U
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
2 x) m2 J, ^. z- m+ u' ~毛：资本家还存在吗
$ u8 y* a: X0 U3 m0 [" i我们：生意都做到外国去了
0 O) Q7 _# F+ Q/ ?9 @, Z0 w, H毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
% j6 E( ~% A- w+ W我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了1 E' {* s k9 T. }
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗$ j h3 H- r r
我们：他们自己解体了7 ~1 ^0 _: G0 q8 H
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
( h. U$ u0 `! X6 {我们：我们自己就是了
) P1 m7 X- D" R8 x毛：那我的文革呐7 W1 {# H1 R. q2 y! P5 P
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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