毛主席问答英文版，

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. h* K; W+ s: p# K! V  b话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
# c( c# K* I  t4 }  R1 t4 V: YChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
5 e! F* Y! `  `1 K: J- `( x, mPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
5 U3 Q/ b4 |; G( [1 OPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
  F; Z! L3 o' w7 v/ APeople: We’re the imperialism now?
  [. |+ H$ M- U2 o" HChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
( A& Z: r9 `( M3 T4 _" n2 ?( hpeople: It’s in America now!
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: V1 v. M$ O: W  W1 r% h来个对照
- G7 v2 N1 G% f毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
8 N. z. |7 q- `  u) T我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
: K1 `4 K* d6 @  X- J( ]$ }* T* J毛：资本家还存在吗
3 D1 Z! y1 E3 z7 C* {2 D  z( p我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
4 g1 \& h9 @! _. o, l; Y$ P毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
2 f: {0 h5 c- P# y5 T毛：那我的文革呐
' ]/ W+ @, n& K6 d  B+ I我们：闹到美国去了