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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。4 F7 f9 \# w% t+ O1 _
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
~$ e" S0 Q8 `( D1 oPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!) U% w' W$ a$ R3 I
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?. ]1 w# k2 ~9 K- c$ D
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!$ k- c0 u" p! H6 R2 u
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
- W3 X& d, F% z( fPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!4 v4 f+ _2 Z/ d, J1 C
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
3 A' d* F( K% ? v" X4 `People: They dissolved it themselves!
' \( \ O j) w! S* w* F: DChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?3 f, S# q6 y( d: K- p9 V: v+ r
People: We’re the imperialism now?
. H7 Q) p# B' x7 t, QChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?/ j( M% f* q+ \, E" |; U5 R
people: It’s in America now!
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! {9 \7 c' r5 s j- i- ~毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
; `% M: X, `* E* o+ u' s3 q0 `* k我们：都吃多了，减肥呢! @8 ^# o4 l$ Q; z
毛：资本家还存在吗) k6 n8 O9 H' ?8 q" F) T. W; Q
我们：生意都做到外国去了- Q7 ?) q& {! _5 O( t/ V
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
) h8 K% U; C/ r8 _3 p" q4 S我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了9 \; t/ w }! E7 D# Z
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗7 f: w) x0 A/ Q: F
我们：他们自己解体了7 Y% `: L5 f: {4 R
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗' g% T9 z b2 f
我们：我们自己就是了6 R% X( k G* X k4 P! `9 `
毛：那我的文革呐9 t9 u' i; R) T* o p* I: ~
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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