毛主席问答英文版，

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. t( A( X8 e8 a* F$ A话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
/ v7 k3 p, s2 a! f, wChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
% \5 K/ [' M7 r2 f. S' `People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
4 w( i5 W( S  p0 V" Y4 CPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
9 H5 O# ?" P! \+ K1 n  g7 rChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
2 x: x7 W* c, k' t0 BPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
) H% j4 c6 j  Z9 {' fPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
+ A6 B! Z1 e3 {0 |) y  d3 W: ~, k, PChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
7 M0 f; s! w5 w, W) D/ Q" s我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
" [' K; a9 H* H& @毛：资本家还存在吗
3 M7 Z2 b+ m3 G; r4 r; B我们：生意都做到外国去了
( |, p$ r1 G) j6 |0 w* X# K( J  o毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
, x8 P/ D7 R; |3 A毛：那我的文革呐
/ ~$ A- H6 i3 F3 F# T( d我们：闹到美国去了