毛主席问答英文版，

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. |: ^* o9 o+ z3 J; ?' y' M2 ]/ l话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
' a) L0 q+ |& L7 l1 V+ mPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
0 O9 @9 u& J2 n/ R, |Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
. R% }% M- r: E% C1 @; U. ^People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
' Y- Y' l5 w# P+ _$ q1 c7 iChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
7 ^# f# Z$ w9 ?5 b1 HPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
2 r) b0 j1 @' x9 E5 ]+ O6 j. lPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
9 g; t( M! L, }; N- \people: It’s in America now!


8 o1 w( R7 `4 W来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
! G9 ^% d8 S9 w; H7 g我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
' V0 |2 P- r3 [9 d/ Y- |3 J! V毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
7 _, V: a7 y- x我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
( P3 K5 A8 V% y我们：我们自己就是了
1 A5 m2 L+ o5 |! X6 E毛：那我的文革呐
! N9 u  h. q5 u, P) m8 r. V2 ?我们：闹到美国去了