毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
8 W( k2 `) \) s% p2 ]2 a5 f+ hPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
( @& }1 k0 g1 a% `Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
, I4 G9 V, `( K0 S* s3 PChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
& [& U' p  L* q0 {People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
# z# \& |2 n' FChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
* X: ~. {) k/ R( c! N# C- H, ]# i; b& _People: They dissolved it themselves!
* N5 x2 {& }: }' p4 _0 xChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
. V1 }0 @  u# X+ _1 rpeople: It’s in America now!
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" I! @- B8 ]+ y9 C% `* ]来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
. h+ `) w" P3 v4 m- a. x我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
3 t- g9 k" i7 }1 o3 P! N/ q! e8 \$ k我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
& `% A% s. l) P2 d$ i4 V# N6 w" z# t; {8 k毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
' y( @% u1 w" p毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了