毛主席问答英文版，

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+ p6 ~7 K# ^0 ?& _8 S6 z& g0 E话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
% o+ x, W2 W' q) ?Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
  l- D9 b. x9 U! z$ I1 k  F1 VPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
& I# [. _# w5 Y2 zPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
4 D: N4 g1 w$ Z/ k# L* UChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
- G. u6 y2 @9 ~/ c5 w( ^People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
. z; q' G5 H7 i6 V9 q8 m  EChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
% b( ?! M4 t1 u/ ~9 P% @) \% I$ }' T5 Xpeople: It’s in America now!

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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
% C2 W, ?# j  J6 l7 g; A5 ^我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
' g5 y* q' X( M+ S3 s  ~+ N" N" Z我们：生意都做到外国去了
: o3 p9 v1 i9 n4 ~% }; q8 Z1 ?毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
4 D8 D# I0 F4 ^3 p3 \9 W' a3 f2 U6 z: u毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
( Q% c6 b+ {8 r6 F6 T9 k$ [毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
2 J7 E  F/ }, b2 t毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了