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. h* K; W+ s: p# K! V b话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。
# c( c# K* I t4 } R1 t4 V: YChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?9 r( N8 [$ ?+ B5 b d5 W. b3 W
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!1 z. F& A0 m* h
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
5 e! F* Y! ` `1 K: J- `( x, mPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!: a) f/ I, d! `$ F
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
5 U3 Q/ b4 |; G( [1 OPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!8 F4 L, o Y9 Q5 a/ U% U6 J
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!" v9 M4 ]2 {& [
People: They dissolved it themselves!9 k: B! ~' _ u; `
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
F; Z! L3 o' w7 v/ APeople: We’re the imperialism now?
[. |+ H$ M- U2 o" HChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
( A& Z: r9 `( M3 T4 _" n2 ?( hpeople: It’s in America now!
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- G7 v2 N1 G% f毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗
8 N. z. |7 q- ` u) T我们:都吃多了,减肥呢
: K1 `4 K* d6 @ X- J( ]$ }* T* J毛:资本家还存在吗
3 D1 Z! y1 E3 z7 C* {2 D z( p我们:生意都做到外国去了" C( U9 @# K& D$ e- {: [% [
毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗0 M2 f! v5 c, D
我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了
4 g1 \& h9 @! _. o, l; Y$ P毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗5 `9 U: _# M& E/ L6 C+ K8 r
我们:他们自己解体了$ Q3 m$ u- o! W* T
毛:帝国主义打倒了吗9 ^$ V; u3 Q+ m. G2 X2 m
我们:我们自己就是了
2 f: {0 h5 c- P# y5 T毛:那我的文革呐
' ]/ W+ @, n& K6 d B+ I我们:闹到美国去了 |
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