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[时事热评] 毛主席问答英文版,

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。) d$ p; J+ I% T( c9 a! d! M" l7 ]
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
8 W( k2 `) \) s% p2 ]2 a5 f+ hPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
( @& }1 k0 g1 a% `Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?: ~/ }: A: z( T4 v( _
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
, I4 G9 V, `( K0 S* s3 PChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
& [& U' p  L* q0 {People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
# z# \& |2 n' FChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
* X: ~. {) k/ R( c! N# C- H, ]# i; b& _People: They dissolved it themselves!
* N5 x2 {& }: }' p4 _0 xChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?6 D5 y6 O# U% s# i8 g  b
People: We’re the imperialism now?( `- d2 N4 [$ L. z  o6 c  d
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
. V1 }0 @  u# X+ _1 rpeople: It’s in America now!
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" I! @- B8 ]+ y9 C% `* ]来个对照3 |9 K, \4 Y5 h; [" p
毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗
. h+ `) w" P3 v4 m- a. x我们:都吃多了,减肥呢: ^& n: @( `$ [. p/ s
毛:资本家还存在吗; m4 w/ Z- ~" J( X
我们:生意都做到外国去了. d( M& Z  \6 H
毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗
3 t- g9 k" i7 }1 o3 P! N/ q! e8 \$ k我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了4 M8 z1 |8 b6 x- s! i" j
毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗6 Q5 |+ _8 {& j6 q2 h- ]
我们:他们自己解体了
& `% A% s. l) P2 d$ i4 V# N6 w" z# t; {8 k毛:帝国主义打倒了吗$ ~: W, ?7 D  H/ t
我们:我们自己就是了
' y( @% u1 w" p毛:那我的文革呐  u1 `# Y1 O$ `$ u4 y  i- \
我们:闹到美国去了
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