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[时事热评] 毛主席问答英文版,

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。
! @/ t( P9 D: e1 }1 l5 k, wChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?1 a3 P: \- P" C: N  ]6 l
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!: B. e+ s" J8 [* s+ i
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?8 c9 r9 ~' s5 i9 |1 n9 h
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
7 H) |. b; `; z3 R9 B2 WChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
2 |# O# N6 u) U* Z4 zPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!/ m. j- Z  T, g
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
, [3 v0 z  b$ MPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
4 {8 K, Q+ a% z8 |1 gChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?7 A6 \+ T  z5 V; {
People: We’re the imperialism now?
! q" m) n3 G3 k. n. K3 RChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?9 c! A1 s2 q# o2 x; j
people: It’s in America now!5 q# k6 N2 K+ M( S: f) ~

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毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗
: {* e, X/ j. g我们:都吃多了,减肥呢2 y/ t9 `/ f- @: |1 x
毛:资本家还存在吗
& N- ~  y# }* ]. t+ X% K" X  u# I我们:生意都做到外国去了9 q- W+ s, r. E2 ?+ F
毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗
' b# }: u+ g; v) x" z& l: S我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了4 F. f6 o( A7 K% s3 O
毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗
) d. q6 I" L( ~' G4 @5 E- g我们:他们自己解体了6 }( T" j  w. z$ c
毛:帝国主义打倒了吗9 R9 V) l% t" N4 D9 g! C
我们:我们自己就是了
! i; |# ?6 K' ?4 p毛:那我的文革呐
+ Q7 s) \) ^, D! p' z5 D( E我们:闹到美国去了
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