毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
! @/ t( P9 D: e1 }1 l5 k, wChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
7 H) |. b; `; z3 R9 B2 WChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
2 |# O# N6 u) U* Z4 zPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
, [3 v0 z  b$ MPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
4 {8 K, Q+ a% z8 |1 gChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
! q" m) n3 G3 k. n. K3 RChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!

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* f; Q2 }/ g1 s来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
: {* e, X/ j. g我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
& N- ~  y# }* ]. t+ X% K" X  u# I我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
' b# }: u+ g; v) x" z& l: S我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
) d. q6 I" L( ~' G4 @5 E- g我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
! i; |# ?6 K' ?4 p毛：那我的文革呐
+ Q7 s) \) ^, D! p' z5 D( E我们：闹到美国去了