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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。( A( T/ ?2 z& ?3 I
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?( E4 Z( p1 B- I4 B, y; A
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone ; d# {* ]4 a7 h& ~9 y' n4 d
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
; K4 j2 q, N5 P# D, C* zConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk : l$ w0 {& R3 i* Q) M0 B
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
+ Y: F! f- q1 m- Z9 m5 h! ] X- VConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
* |7 ]4 `% `, ^5 J% PConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
% g: b; M* d) E* y! ^6 X% q MConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
, z7 F3 r1 E) AConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
( H+ a% I& i: c) UConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
5 P w( \: ?6 F# K! QConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
+ ?, M' \/ R2 a& dConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
1 ] u2 [ O6 L8 U/ L: uConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ! ~" r4 A0 M0 G; c: r
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
/ }3 f7 e5 e; f/ i' v* _Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 1 U6 i9 M' }7 S2 u
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
) v& k& C4 P2 E ]: X$ GConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
, P0 ]& S7 b3 l XConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired ) o( C3 V+ G# ]$ u8 [0 l
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ) u( i. W) D- u
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
" p0 _7 r: l6 y/ R) T, |4 YConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
8 M2 V0 R. G& FConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
' z5 Y. E9 j$ q7 YConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
) t- i# u/ a# b* y( v! T: AConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
* V& a4 U' R7 ^2 N# c8 `Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
* Q. D9 m" X- ]0 EConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
5 P$ |6 y. ?/ i- g% _( }Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ( o1 y; z0 m! l3 e
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
' y$ W2 X0 X. f% U# ^Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
+ \+ V9 ^% x1 n: D1 i" UConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
- q) x; v x5 BConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
4 Q$ I# h. \) o/ S. pConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
- A/ }0 X3 }& t% c8 O" [Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
9 f9 F! F+ O' @9 iConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
: m% s) O5 r! R" c' M+ j. p6 H# oConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
& o5 o$ [* \9 e! k; oConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 6 V& }* w( n2 C, ]) ]; g2 @3 B* G
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
4 L$ z5 {1 j" o. { UConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ; G! @! ]% l% g, R$ z
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
, _6 Q! h1 X, o: tConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
0 O$ F$ t$ q- x1 z1 a/ h! Y+ ZConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
0 L' z* [3 F+ N/ @! E/ ] rConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
% a r1 G' i; ?; F6 y1 IConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
: [( g" R& a8 QConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
. d2 O! Y. o$ I6 `! N7 rConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit : _! l( u0 F8 x, e
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 7 u0 r+ J, V* @! @
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
! f1 Q0 q4 b$ z' m* ^" J/ z, pConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
9 e6 L G# T5 G0 B [Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ; D- X8 a& m) a5 m$ z' Q
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
3 e$ ^) `: z6 l8 b$ }Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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