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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
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7 Y/ b, q: }- sConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
1 f- g4 Y5 B! u V; MConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
. |& }2 [ Q8 u4 fConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
% Z8 {, O: ]1 e; Q) {6 B% dConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it & n+ a8 h' Y" M& z0 G
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 3 Q6 t$ b# k* v Z2 @2 [
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ; }. p! Q$ P; q% `* r
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
% Y1 d+ ] c, F# D' f& \ S; OConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
$ T! `9 K8 i: H. I5 B" M1 h, `Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
( k" R6 E1 z; [1 ~Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
2 x( o: y2 r4 |8 d0 e" }Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 2 j- v* X' ~+ @ ^4 P+ G
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
+ Q8 T2 F2 ?8 r1 ?8 v$ J5 ~+ i( MConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
5 z- X1 T' x0 [+ a i- uConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
+ C. `8 g, s- hConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent * z' z- J, I. W$ p# o
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts / t& i$ A. b; i/ q
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
0 i4 _9 {2 d) S3 N, Z0 pConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
3 u! ^. v5 O5 q! c' P" fConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
$ P @7 L) ?& jConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level / t: K7 Q% \7 L* `+ ]) M9 g
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
9 r# `' F' ?7 t( jConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
* ~+ y. A! G# [, s) A7 SConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
% f$ C: F5 r& Z# }; ^Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy " m1 `/ p( n; C) O: g- e- D+ @* {! n
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts J+ [0 t5 L3 ^1 b
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 6 C+ d& \/ \5 @+ N7 i
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
% Z6 m- h* l8 c' _0 NConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
! } { ^$ c4 A5 J7 p. }Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 8 w- y1 Q) ` I+ [4 E. s
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
, |( p. h" M# X3 NConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 8 a. Y& O8 c6 i9 C6 |! d: F' y
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better / d& \& E2 E' H2 u8 C; C
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
2 w; s0 ]/ U6 x8 {Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
4 X7 J9 v \: I! ]5 VConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 1 R- S1 A6 x5 Z: S2 Y V, H3 ^) E
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
p! Y' m! P, |2 mConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot $ @) p! K3 l; [6 V1 k0 w1 H/ t2 |
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 0 y. m2 D( o4 [! H
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
) L( K" \& h' [9 M! I* MConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
' B8 `! f9 E+ Q6 \Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
6 h s- p# O* k8 ~Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 6 h4 M1 x; C+ X7 | z* t- c
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
2 x0 O. `. R3 g: @/ \4 yConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
9 L" W2 B% n. L" \! DConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 2 O* W0 @9 Z( d9 K+ w, {
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
3 X" M8 C5 a- ]) lConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth ) z9 C% S7 U$ r H/ [9 U
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
8 s( }& m) \) I' L6 ZConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
6 V c0 n+ c2 B+ r/ K8 c+ P' q" t* yConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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