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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
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/ Q: \% T/ W* j2 O9 I3 hConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
9 ]) r& e$ h6 ]" K3 a: CConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around $ B: r# _0 k8 Z& T& B
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk / w$ S+ u' t" ^) c
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
, i: }% v( ?1 AConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
- a% K5 a* i0 C$ t3 lConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house " Y( }: B$ A: O: N. a' g( r
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
( t ~2 q$ l& BConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 9 }# O# ]. `2 [" ~5 b5 o
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ; L$ e, c" H" G$ B4 M3 Z
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
c) D+ g+ a) P5 aConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly + I: z A8 }' p7 g
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on * N6 r1 e1 v/ ]
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
+ ]7 k- f8 d1 j- [( T' \Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week % O; p9 L1 }, ^* V- W# r0 u
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
* g% x( _% d4 P* p& l3 @" iConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ! S' h, W; q* L" N
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
7 i) L( o' l8 dConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
8 Z8 Y$ W" _; f! a+ Y! B5 hConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
- h2 d8 K+ @, D1 w' EConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
+ V5 w" U, i& g/ {Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
7 J6 z. L {/ P9 m/ dConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
( c/ i- V, {# b8 J: ~Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
?% Q4 ^! f/ f8 L2 |3 x6 r% E2 I# O7 CConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
+ d. f; @! s9 VConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
7 {- g: T! P) N3 m PConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 2 x- |) j3 x4 Z3 r# o7 s" l
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 3 M3 }- n4 K5 I4 S6 B9 d, h
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
* O ]! u* o" KConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
Z, W% l- X6 A! n/ C2 cConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
+ e; x+ s5 T R$ L8 [" hConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
7 [$ B6 u$ h0 p" ]6 J4 i3 p2 wConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
. a. ^ g( S# m: w" b6 ]* gConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts u! T' U. m6 j
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
# p9 \9 f6 {0 J& A, fConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
' e' m3 I; X' a4 ^8 }3 d% HConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
# Z9 ^& a% \. @Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ; W: \3 w, s( \; n# Q, R4 K
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
; ?* R+ L# z1 T$ lConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
6 o" l4 E. R& [' kConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
7 g) n4 F$ I/ c7 q. `Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic $ s- s" X& e% I! _2 V& B C u
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ; q+ l) O: F# H( P
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 6 P2 L. i- c Y, w
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 7 b! G$ x& e) Z& ^5 r7 W: Y" u+ B
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
4 q( j1 ~3 m7 e7 Z9 iConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 7 l5 o J9 V2 D: i
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
/ i* w; Q7 F9 M2 A+ [* p$ m8 R VConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
@4 h0 R% u7 i' v5 FConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ! p+ o0 U$ R% O& f* E" t* A* `
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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