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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
+ c, U1 [% M/ f9 ]8 V" ^! v孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?. C; J8 P2 u1 k1 h
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
' G; |3 e8 w/ P1 d, \1 {; aConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around + Q# p& [: G0 f3 }6 I
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
- H' P6 w m% JConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
9 S( i4 z+ ^, ?3 H- O% x" y# yConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ' G/ B% h- a7 l
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house % `1 X6 s! a6 g4 a
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night H+ L6 J: o* o3 c9 D
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it * T: s7 `5 S# _- [2 p: p
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ' ` j; J8 K; @7 {
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient - t2 U9 h2 Q/ q4 J8 ^0 k% n! P
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly & P# E9 {1 j# q, t8 r. m
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 6 s+ Z% G" \/ ~9 _: o& ~6 W$ n
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
, m5 L o( s% F% {9 [* V$ Y5 WConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
) m. t! k' A9 m0 q: i0 m$ EConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
- V: c: [; ^! N6 \9 b, N1 x9 zConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ) l, H! `, a+ M3 q+ I8 c
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
1 t0 ^/ a# }3 d+ F6 g/ {Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
- p; E8 B; ]) K- q3 d" x8 uConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist : ?( |, s6 R' ?6 C
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 3 ^3 T2 H, S. m7 o
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel / r$ ~& O, w2 @( U8 [
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
0 o6 ^( x4 I1 h; f6 E" u pConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
7 J! f+ ?2 f0 [" c4 } eConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy ; m3 g O# j, h3 j+ @
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
: V$ _8 ~: G' }$ l: Y+ t1 W AConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
; s4 e, j- B) D; DConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
. M7 m) s- |# i0 {( EConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
. c" m; d# O9 w7 MConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
6 B! S i5 S8 R. _! h$ B) gConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 9 Q+ W# T+ X3 S4 w0 @
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab / N) l0 B# \- c2 y
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
' B8 \* L$ K" O8 U2 ?" m9 WConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
3 q) A1 d/ `9 ~$ oConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
+ J8 j" z0 I7 ]* _) I: EConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 0 F, A' Z5 k+ ]) Z1 L# m) [
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face J+ ^' O1 J: X- w3 D" n
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot + Y: x$ a) D- m$ P# [+ r. X" W
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew # ?9 |1 C0 w2 d2 q
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
( O, j$ @3 `) X1 [' ZConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion , ]: \: O& g& N2 x& Q% f" j( p$ B
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic / Y5 ^. {! H U
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
. R! `& i, J. h# mConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ N6 m. ]* x4 _3 X
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit : }2 V0 e7 s5 o C' c9 N7 q
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
: f; u* n) c, v" gConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 0 i# J; I4 k9 ], R& G6 w8 D1 ?& Z
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth + z+ r+ B9 I% m: a
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag , B; J) W5 U; `4 w: y
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
" d! M& a ]9 [7 lConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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