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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。7 k/ Q, e |& N6 J) c
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
/ V2 B& x" g: ^4 cConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 3 u7 b3 B1 v) Z' W' L' d, u3 R
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 8 f# D$ n+ J5 m" O. F' l5 b
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk % |8 S0 t+ h2 S
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it : s3 _, N. B* i" @6 O
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left : [0 k* w, ^5 u' {& G5 ^5 y+ ?6 f
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
) H4 H- Y4 ~, eConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 0 r+ |; ]4 h0 k' F5 g* ^$ H: E
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 9 z+ r5 w: O8 {5 z: r
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants / u7 v8 |& c2 i
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ) S( F, @: Q0 m, g
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
# u9 |& y2 d" Q3 _3 m! U% pConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
1 [; p" S( ]7 u0 p* a. j6 `Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 9 B0 T0 n" i% n5 k; u" E M- w' M0 N8 n% Z
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
* F$ ]) M2 {' O. z8 j+ e- F/ B4 x/ sConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
4 Y5 x) a, f' f7 Z1 m+ UConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
. L8 ?" k9 D$ V. C8 xConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
1 q- X# I% a0 b3 J5 C$ I& ]Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
; g8 C g( Q) t8 X% ^& TConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
/ \3 }# m( f& k9 m9 m' g/ U3 hConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
^$ r; I4 ? t# |+ o7 M2 u7 hConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
& o4 p9 R6 M) A# H5 a7 f% zConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
' P1 V3 O* y$ W6 ?Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
& o/ R5 u, \8 U& ?0 mConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 2 Q: Q( n: J- t! |$ a3 ~) t6 j
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts - V5 Y) u( {+ N$ M! ?: f( n
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
' B1 k/ l+ W. g5 NConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people + r' F1 Y e: Q! @1 {$ S+ U8 {
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean " H6 w. P+ r- g
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok + A* `( c6 i, K0 V3 C
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand - l2 v. S; B1 x$ `8 X% |
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab $ Y# \9 r8 S4 G+ N
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
: n( W/ t+ S8 `4 T7 i' V! |Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
3 w! Y9 g9 l3 A4 z$ w3 U5 m ?- k4 p3 H* KConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
' C& C) m- m G: j W* DConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
) L& u$ c& B+ A+ W$ KConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
2 X( I4 r& ~ V3 u5 y7 a% f+ tConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ! g" {6 a c3 J& `; v
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
9 \- U5 \/ V' q2 O, MConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ; m. ~1 i* z% Z+ o, Z7 O
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
' X! S# ?% R. L% p7 J/ NConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
+ ~5 J1 t: g% `* F1 V, hConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny " g- d) `9 o }
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
" g8 k4 _$ T5 M4 T7 bConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
( d1 C) ?' U& r) `6 x3 _% c% U( IConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
8 M- {% A4 ]+ @) Z, w8 t9 x# xConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 0 j" R, [/ o% m: U
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
7 A' D- L3 _7 [, V; @$ DConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
2 o% @1 J5 z8 w# j: h4 t7 SConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
# I! l( M5 g! f. t8 S2 iConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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