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什么意思?加人同事问大家man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

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发表于 2016-3-24 09:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  
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不懂。孔夫子说过?
鲜花(79) 鸡蛋(4)
发表于 2016-3-24 11:13 | 显示全部楼层
这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
( S& y/ a, Z% V& [; a3 K! W. E孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
7 E  z! @5 F" x/ t- WConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone  % r% G6 N; j* c' T- E$ G7 d
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around  
1 J% j: }: W9 J* J) HConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk  
" |! ?; @4 D% t; O0 d2 QConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it  
/ N& h1 C% \8 fConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left  * J* q3 H' `9 ^* c
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house  
* T8 B. D' M$ v6 AConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night  
3 j5 G3 e) n: r/ m/ |' BConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it  
4 F( O  Q4 U! F9 D& C2 j/ TConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants  1 l: ?3 o0 v  \- s- c, T
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient  ' u7 e4 L' g7 T+ _& j& J0 v! A
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly  
! a: E* ^1 w1 ]5 l! OConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on  
: Z3 K- B  T1 d) ZConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long  7 j( k$ E" C! R' l' w
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week  
- s- V& z. q- W  _Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent  
" q" d+ L+ _, ]0 A" UConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts  
" O! b) B2 N1 {) Y" bConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired  
; ?( ?/ S0 _# ~Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted  
4 E( ?6 D  W" n  q! mConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist  
) [8 F' W% _+ y# f3 C) hConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level  ) t4 i! s5 B7 F# m4 \' l, l8 y" s
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel  
% s( g. Y3 F# B2 n. t# A$ c0 oConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck  
/ V5 x9 _% x/ x' b; k' I0 {Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot  
4 w; K9 i- s& KConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy  
% Q0 d6 [7 B. u& A: E& ~9 zConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts  
( j3 s& _2 g. i; UConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy  
! M# h2 p  M# }8 L; e( |Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people  
; G* X! D, k, W- `. s$ {: yConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean  
/ Q. a! f, [8 j! v& f# C  Z* GConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok  7 U* Q, p0 N+ }; E2 [
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand  , n- ~5 Q' }' C/ G4 b: C
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab  # R% L) m. X: p* ]
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better  
! C. C, M% s* @: Z  AConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts  ; ^3 ~  i6 y( `+ o' C+ T
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders  
7 L' w0 w4 Q% {4 @' gConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement  
2 U5 x) R8 I1 _( G6 A6 eConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face  
6 B- G% {# P0 ?Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot  $ D# q3 n4 Q- g# v
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew  
3 r, f, f- ~% e* J6 E. p5 [8 G5 nConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up  * X1 q' i9 @! b7 O1 d/ B
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  
3 l1 `- Z1 @1 \# o- E8 M  cConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic  
, i3 ?2 T& q. A/ yConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny  
8 r6 T8 Q; f- k( s% w2 [/ YConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ  2 N6 |( ?+ N' Y  k6 p
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit  # P8 B" H# w+ s6 w* h
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground  
  n' y+ ^1 @: Y" BConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit  . T2 W9 I9 P! a. t
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth  / F! p) |- j5 o$ S% Q2 s0 b
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag  * W, `6 H; V6 I
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face  ' Z# ]- l: d) n6 B; M5 F  G$ J
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town
鲜花(57) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2016-3-24 12:55 | 显示全部楼层
三思而后行
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发表于 2016-3-24 13:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
子曰:“屎定了”
鲜花(79) 鸡蛋(4)
发表于 2016-3-24 21:01 | 显示全部楼层
Bluesky_AL 发表于 2016-3-24 12:55$ ?5 I( B; }) x
三思而后行

' o0 a6 \" A/ q0 B! Z( {* }& n; h& a8 X真的假的?好像有点意思。翻译讲究信达雅。信达不知道,这雅是完全不沾边。
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