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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。6 U2 w4 m, x; i( _/ c
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
! z: d: |* t7 }$ d% Q" \/ x% XConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
1 O: \* z& y; q6 }Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around " I) l" B- G) b1 o6 M" G
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk % ]: t6 A/ ^0 G4 s( d
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
9 M$ n. Q4 N L3 W9 y) tConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ) H7 T: z! F, y1 R8 x
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house " ^8 b: |" P2 y2 ~/ i. K
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night $ f+ P, Y2 j- [% m9 }; V
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
; W' {/ F0 | oConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
/ U% M" z% [( W6 P7 ?Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient " w* S+ y6 J8 c9 ]0 g. u
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly ; Z q7 j' s @' h$ V
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on & ]' Z- Q9 t7 w
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 8 B2 o4 q0 u( J0 @7 v8 ?
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week * q R4 `! E1 Z- D( |
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 8 B. ^; V: A" U6 s
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
0 ]$ u6 O" n- `8 n% G( t; EConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired + @+ h! l6 l$ m! M+ a
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted , O4 z2 Y1 j# @5 }. {( U* L
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist : ^# {/ \+ i2 k/ z2 Z" l
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
/ Q5 Y& ?8 J6 x! E8 RConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 0 a' F% _, z0 z: x! c( p% W" Y5 \
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 1 T& G3 f7 C0 _
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot / ~5 t$ m8 n2 W
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 7 o, V5 A# ?; Q) f) @
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
( N5 g. N% g7 j! zConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
! R# z# e" `; R& F% ZConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 3 @) A9 ]" X$ p& N8 [% O( h
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
/ l; l( W; Q; S: yConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
" m7 l4 n/ ~3 K1 BConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand ; O) g9 ]9 ~" n8 g1 U$ F9 H
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
- E. l8 p& W; Q; TConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better ; p! m+ Q, H) H+ j" n
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts % ^$ s7 r7 \ ~# R i" U
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ' x0 |' k1 h5 o% {
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
7 q6 { o: ]" OConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face L- Z5 N3 t) S+ ]. G7 a3 i
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
3 {% H: ^9 r2 m1 F MConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 2 ^5 h" o3 P/ {
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
0 b' Y# @ d5 Q6 B0 I3 D d gConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
+ k' q9 h( G; s0 V' H9 VConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic ?! Y& ?. O. k K
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
2 u8 k/ E. S' L8 W ]) w) QConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ; F# M7 h w0 `$ }2 G7 n& q1 X
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 5 Z7 A$ g/ ~0 r2 n( l
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground : b# W6 ?8 Q O7 c
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ' x [1 n' }* u
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 9 t* t, V. U) s4 y0 H7 j; P
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
6 Q" B3 l5 S# V* g$ bConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face , t1 B' Z" \1 l% Q- q" M% P
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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