 鲜花( 79)  鸡蛋( 4)
|
这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。) O) f/ B, k5 o4 N4 [
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
+ u8 [/ {2 c0 E* x- O, KConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
8 V% O8 e$ q5 _Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
; z/ j( r) }- WConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
% |& U* F2 j+ {' V1 S- Z7 BConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 6 b3 k: _) W4 I. v' A/ D9 a
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
* X( { B v$ v2 ZConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house / c; S; H! J* w- G' t# q
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 0 ~9 O1 z+ D: e6 h- ^+ k5 y( L
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
( a/ e1 @9 N$ _Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
! C9 a# P8 U" wConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 9 Q0 O' S2 H9 t+ q
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
& Q/ r+ y/ G+ Q) B- y. J" x$ K# }- FConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on + ]- t+ U3 R5 g/ h9 a, n a" Y
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long . h$ P1 f4 n2 m" R* m: t5 P, r
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
a0 X+ z1 Z4 S( `& p9 BConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 5 h8 h8 e/ K# U! z
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ! B: P6 w v+ l( Y- K
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired & E- n' d# c9 b0 B
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted , D5 B5 E7 l' l* Z/ {! x) U/ ~
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist , `% y' E! D/ A9 F( C+ m
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 6 W$ i+ e* ?& e$ O3 a, D! l
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
9 \& o5 z! f2 ?4 P( }Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
% G3 n$ X/ J% m. _2 m" qConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
1 w; b1 v* M4 Y9 a: G# FConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
K. q; g) C" X! S0 a8 hConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
" V0 g5 H: x2 _( ]Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
+ L; v5 e4 N) S% e! X7 dConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
; u" s- o) |) v# j& q+ {& FConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
. k" f2 C2 ?8 O( T/ R; s; U6 q) N* IConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
* V0 k6 z* m; K1 k' C. tConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand `. a/ S* c, {/ ` O
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
+ z X: {% u2 Z" Y. RConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 1 z, j1 t2 v9 P9 v- d5 u
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
+ j7 E/ f/ ^& ^4 JConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders $ u% V g8 O( z- T% y4 J: B6 }
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement & H9 ^* v# x3 N2 s! Q3 d% A% q W$ c
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
" }: E$ m! d8 j, ?1 K1 xConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ( H0 F+ O* W* f# J) \: e; `* C
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ! ]+ `1 ]2 m, Q% \) ?' G
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
0 w6 ~7 Z( `4 w/ E# e0 T( d9 A2 u/ `* yConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
! E7 J7 P4 F1 x& Y9 JConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic / Q- |* c2 }4 S1 G; L' R
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
/ P# c1 m- ]; kConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 9 M! }! b8 y# A+ B/ p& l
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
0 d: S& R3 I8 k, F7 J; {' YConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
0 a- R! o& c" T3 L& O- qConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
' F6 ^1 w$ H# L5 eConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
' s& S3 X1 d6 ^Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
) H2 R' M: b! o, y0 n% zConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face % X0 V. p2 `3 O# P) }1 w7 D
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
|