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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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! K1 b. ^' {% }3 ? A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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0 o, t4 }: W/ ~ A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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' u# X2 G' D F: Y8 A( j; y So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"# Y1 L$ X0 j) _6 h+ e" U ~ j" z% o; }1 `
, [% x0 J9 O$ A Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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$ {: M1 }, m' i+ H Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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$ {9 {/ C% H1 D; q# y "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."/ l% e n: j% w( m: k ~
- A) m8 O" F9 E; f& B8 X "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.# c$ d1 H5 P4 f# }8 S ~0 T
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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' s' {& | g+ [( h( d1 h( I. j "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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! r1 F! _1 J& g+ T "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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7 Y6 z' z; T7 J' u+ e What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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( F! d5 V3 W; c3 S On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book." g1 }; e5 k7 v# y& @/ `2 p. E
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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