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' ^9 z. x) e) f4 K$ U" A, A I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!" u( J+ U1 I7 ~) l& W7 k
, A9 l" Y0 T3 U! E! ]) Z4 u1 S A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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( P6 K% j6 d% _9 u0 m) R I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!) ]8 ]% y5 Q/ n/ F0 p% N0 n
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.6 ?' I& D1 ?. Y5 p+ D: H) Y1 g/ `
% z; u5 R4 p+ v* r So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." / b" H) Q% Z+ ^0 f7 \8 g
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"+ n$ }* i( Q% U4 A
- j, n0 a* u& J Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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y5 _. @* j) I9 W; C "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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8 C! Y: f p2 e) L "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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8 T1 z/ X6 R/ Z& H D- ` What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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% D* F4 L( v+ |9 Q3 S* F' [4 O "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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8 Z6 b( l1 Y3 M7 O What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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- c6 y) W+ _: |: c( @$ ]0 Z n6 x What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."$ r7 ?- c3 F- `' z
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."1 D+ j; ]# f; ?8 t4 f5 V
. } N b3 U) R& Y "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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