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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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- n Q) r7 L. m+ @! o$ Q A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!4 I2 S: r K7 F# p8 Y- a q2 {
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.* [6 q* s7 E5 h- m
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.# ]; G3 O- \) J4 L( w9 x, ^: A
0 t4 o9 M+ t/ d* V Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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0 I1 x6 \. x9 y# _! x( \ "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said./ a1 \. f" g* ~
! H6 W( {( c- K' t% U What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?) g2 G8 ^* J& o' t
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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% T8 `& e0 _8 P5 M+ l5 {, L- o" g3 c% ` What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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: R! [$ x1 n0 F& O% O0 O4 S& [" Y "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?% i# L+ d H1 {* I9 m7 k: s
9 u7 p# ~0 @& ^' r On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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+ ~1 |5 Z0 T9 l9 i3 Q" U0 Z Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."8 E3 v( j* n. W9 m/ ~& Q5 S+ `1 s
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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