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' x( {; R, K" s ?6 m I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!) d! i0 _& I4 b) x; r$ `/ Q* {
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!1 p: q9 p- D% {8 _# W& E
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.* W5 p% c9 _% a9 Z
* J: `, ~- s; I So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ) J2 C8 P3 Z9 W" T7 N8 m2 g: b A
, H$ K. W+ K# I F Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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; U* A! i9 \% i( q Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.. q$ f4 \; z/ t( q$ C
! G5 I# o7 x9 X+ c Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."0 x/ @8 n- F7 A$ I0 j
) I, {6 ~# M( h; W( ?7 s9 V: g5 o "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.' f4 d* S1 B$ |& a/ Z H1 Q
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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; T; y8 _9 p0 a- U$ f$ E What? Cemetery? What a place is that?! m3 c, m: \ r& c# t
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."9 P" Z) P/ O( e; k4 v0 {# o$ D: X' N3 F
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."/ _' S8 B3 e6 O' P4 [* Z; h; L
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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