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6 u7 ^: i* `/ U9 H B7 O& \4 q I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!) B6 T0 _ |; c5 S+ J% j* P6 M4 g
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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9 z" R3 o/ h4 V v" A- H& g/ p5 s A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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. D @* \- p5 n3 _- c Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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; A( f4 E1 Y6 h5 C3 Z Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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- ~; D4 L+ U# q4 Q' m6 e "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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3 D% L' [, `* c "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said./ H2 o" p0 k; m8 w& O6 L/ x0 A8 U- G" {
9 u2 \1 O7 [8 b2 h What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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* b( Z! t( F6 t9 |4 v J6 j" O, s "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?": C b! s6 L+ J$ h
/ t) H2 V' S8 F* U3 t+ W$ |9 f What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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) ] n X6 h5 w "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world.") Y* p% M- M, ]' P
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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7 e R2 u- }# i' D5 m- L5 Q2 k' Z On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.": n) O' l+ w& a) K
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."% ?, n$ Z" t5 G1 A# G ^
7 D) G' J! S) X0 T0 T "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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