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. f( p, X- u% l! W8 L+ j2 m0 W I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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! ^* h" A; f1 U& [' P" b5 a1 I A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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/ p6 t0 W; @: S I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!# W |9 T; ^0 E: R! n
9 A, X5 {( N' N- N2 T( m* s7 _- A A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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* e9 N; J) R4 x/ l" K So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." . J& P$ V( A6 r. B! R, |3 U
/ r+ _8 C0 T) ~1 ^' [- x; A Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"& q5 Q3 G+ x6 m/ z' \2 C
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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. m; r3 C s3 @' n Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.& j. d \* i- O+ N7 K6 F: |+ b( _
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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1 `' W E( a' m What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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) |' C. H0 [1 x7 @: i; T What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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$ S: ?* S( `/ Q3 ~- [' v5 F) y/ | "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."$ G0 }& J& K# R- M% E
9 G4 D" X( c; E" h, [/ R What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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# u4 v( p* l2 ]9 I9 `/ u7 a5 O% C k& p On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."0 e$ ?' \0 J! h, ~! i
7 c( T3 J' s! E ]- J Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."2 U. V' y# z/ {4 `. z: m, N+ |. e4 Q
5 e5 K! L% T- @ "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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