爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
/ f5 c5 X: t( N性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
& S7 l1 i7 L- A5 Y* q习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
; ~! B5 \/ C. u苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
) V8 V# F/ @3 {( _9 X* B1 ]性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 a8 V/ ~, G/ T- e: O+ G! C- z择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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2 @1 |4 m# o6 B窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 x' O/ H$ D- Q- K有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
9 X& o! Z; i& ]$ a父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* X1 P1 J# n0 H5 I师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! B& g" a( ?& |子不学 You may refuse to study this
0 r3 T: r, ]  Q非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ d0 F3 ?: h/ s1 @幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) X0 W4 n' x" F$ J* e不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
5 Q/ t5 t9 D1 C6 ?5 G, y人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
8 u6 i& X+ J% O' A8 E" P! ~Faint!!!!!!!!!!!