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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
- D+ d' R. G7 F( m- N性本善:Sex is good. . d# P: G0 B' ]; l3 p: r( o
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
7 g4 a( x# ^+ C! H( [& `. ?习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
( C2 Y4 ~8 b6 J苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. : Q, Y9 I* J8 ?- s8 |& A) D
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. , D. K4 }9 }5 C* y

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教之道:The way of learning it
" a! u- B- j, Q  M贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! b" T$ A1 V0 U. |+ t1 G: J$ l# M昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 T$ Y8 V. z% }4 h0 j择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
( @7 B5 k0 q; z& O& o1 t) v( i( Q断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! M2 N4 i$ P5 z# i4 H
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
. I  y. n: b, ]/ ?! o& Q) V7 w有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ B1 \  t; i7 Z教五子 All his five son took it
1 v3 @  O; f+ V+ t0 \名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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# |- \4 q; Q& ]7 L/ S养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
1 x/ v- O- Q. L7 T$ u- p父之过 It is all your fault.
% J8 x. j! Y1 J& y8 W( ^$ `; w8 G' p( A教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
6 P# w  f6 p* T& {师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- ]0 }( h' Y3 e+ ]子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 \% A; F' Q: ~3 E) X1 Y) s非所宜 but that is a real mistake
8 Y4 Q9 e- i: z5 [0 V幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 t8 w7 u7 }- B% [" {0 q% ^. e5 P
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, " h5 U& [% [6 \' [7 I
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& h1 ?3 e4 S- G$ M# Y人不学 If you don't learn sex, 4 V) E4 W% `. U
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
1 ]; d8 b3 z$ D5 U2 f3 ]! \Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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