爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
" x: W$ b/ _7 L4 F$ e1 l( q3 N; q% l3 q性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
. A2 D  S8 J9 I2 g苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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8 |8 J7 W6 ?; `+ J" E教之道：The way of learning it
9 e+ t8 B" ~, T9 V- ]贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

5 _! O8 z8 \2 X, G5 P8 b' J5 h昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
! q9 u; c/ r3 v, n( S择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
+ B+ N7 K$ B) x/ e1 l教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

; o! t1 P2 W/ d养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
3 O7 n' J; |6 m  \) c& u6 p教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ x! b5 I/ q. p师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

& b6 c3 N' O( `4 v$ c2 y子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: K# r+ i3 ?1 w/ M, A/ r幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
5 e# u* z& d8 M  H# {老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
6 g; l6 @' {0 d2 ~不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: d8 c. F; Y) |不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!