爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
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性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

1 c: ^9 q7 D1 h+ c昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
4 B) S$ Q0 h8 n1 a5 X名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) ~7 `4 X/ U! a: F+ _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ B- L2 u* H, U$ z7 k父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* Y3 a# A8 {8 U. L6 \- u& q师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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: q& s2 I+ {5 k0 S子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
2 I! r, I1 e- O9 d幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ c6 m  t$ ^% x老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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3 z! V3 N) n/ l* e$ Z" N( l+ s+ s玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ S, N# K. ]" D& }3 G) t3 t不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 W; E2 v) o$ q# y4 H" d: N人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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