爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
8 A5 V* d6 Q; o1 k9 H# c性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
/ g6 K4 J* T# s+ V5 F习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
# K3 B3 t! j& M+ n. z性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
. U1 q/ q0 `- o) Z+ }择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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# p2 _6 J# M' S  [& {8 j子不学：If you don't study hard,
$ x( p) t5 o2 {2 D( F0 S2 \断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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6 N0 p$ E% ]' a" Y; g8 R窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 x' I0 Z  d) y' _3 J  }/ L+ ]有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

, }" H8 W& P% [- r养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* A  X; i5 C9 H" o( @父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* y% a4 h% M  s幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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( a2 m0 A7 {& `3 t) G玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
6 Q. P* r2 f& f人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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