爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
1 O) @+ m4 g; g& r! V  g/ y2 F# N性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
% @2 O9 X1 R" {: l% M4 b2 X6 N习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
& a7 d9 z. }: q; Y苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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; y, P8 j$ Y, k. y昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
/ x! t- ^, I/ u择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

  k2 e& H5 }- w! E/ B子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

8 D. k1 I2 a% a6 C" [/ g% ~0 A窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
. M1 _% ~9 a3 u有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
) [1 P/ G5 V1 O4 n. T7 i: r% k5 x教五子 All his five son took it
% r2 I( [; }( Q  _, L名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
1 |8 {) b+ u& J: s; y$ _& [父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ J( d# m3 F/ v子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 A3 n$ [8 a8 L( t: c5 z幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- u& f$ L% |7 ~老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
2 o& w- l* I: W. |- r不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ R! S( s) g$ N! {2 o; s人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!