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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ) A) E! N$ x/ N% V
性本善:Sex is good. & b& W1 z  [& l# f3 j
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ {, e* J7 z! X+ F  p
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 T. ^; Y# |9 d2 S6 N. D7 a
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
8 K$ d! O& F  x, z4 o; f& H. d4 Z0 w性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. " q  N: b4 u% }
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教之道:The way of learning it . B: x6 |- o: ?' }# l# i
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 F. q) {% O# e3 C  g

' f6 Z4 Q# Z% I- s- |( h! ~昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
! e* @1 H; |# l, y- ^择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. " X4 F% u' c8 e6 f' d* s

( B. C2 V7 I# B% M. p子不学:If you don't study hard,
+ x/ D- z& O5 h; J: f* O1 ?断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 `3 j. j# N- x/ B) i3 D

1 V2 o# k1 ?: C窦燕山 Dou, the Famous * f. `/ N! I* {- F7 k% q
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 B% I  g: x8 b1 N
教五子 All his five son took it
1 B* A& P( P- @. S" R3 V8 D名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 9 g, T; {) p( r: D

# [4 i1 s& }: z( h9 J6 B3 \养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& V! Y1 g% B; I1 n1 y& P父之过 It is all your fault.
! u4 a% \9 @5 A, f% V2 ?教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. Z, t5 s. x8 r8 W; y0 R师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # x. |) J4 N) ?( m, C$ L2 E

) [5 D+ _7 U# D4 |子不学 You may refuse to study this 9 e9 X" Q" G; ]3 J
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 5 J/ z! O/ o% s( Q
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ( d, a$ @9 e. g) ~5 [
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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9 V& p, l$ x2 }* C# n- K0 K玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
/ o; A2 c: h1 J) i/ v不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( A) \1 O2 R6 @) H4 O人不学 If you don't learn sex, , E& J5 C) T; }0 M! u/ K
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!0 \, P! L  Z  `" I, m
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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