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酒吧规矩!!!; j+ ]/ P7 A/ D' B" u3 M
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* C, [$ R& d# B) |- d4 Z1 E" @1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.) z& t5 S: A/ q2 w6 N& g5 }
, G9 ^0 \ w( {3 y2. Always toast before doing a shot. # o' L$ e: C" C8 M1 Y; ~0 l
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.9 p8 k" `- l: [" X* n
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile./ g! m& G9 W) J: ^9 g+ x
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2 |& @ p) U: X9 I7 j% V0 e10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.: T& O K9 N8 H! d7 y$ m
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+ \4 W! `: W& ~, H11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.* N: C$ u# ~8 ]0 {2 h
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, P+ [% `! _$ J1 a14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.+ T$ r: {+ U" ^
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% F U) J+ F* z% @15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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. {( ~3 i' S2 y# r16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.8 A( H$ k7 c/ N- A
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.% F' r! W( [) O5 c6 L* g: M. Q4 h7 [
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8 _& e% B1 Y0 @$ X, U) V20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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; }) z0 w2 s M3 `/ i22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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* B3 x2 @* R+ j$ ]23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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) |+ s0 |, \; \1 v& x' I25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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