酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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# R1 a8 `0 `8 }7 a, P3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


$ L5 I) a( \* m  m# M$ [7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8 L0 S; P0 V5 ~7 q& F8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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/ x# ?( L" t4 ?9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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3 R" O- S, F7 F4 ~2 L10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


; O# I% i" I2 D2 d2 z! ]11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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2 V; n4 E" U) g$ O; ]1 ^9 V12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


$ S% V9 r8 A: I- }- u, A14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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0 s; |5 o5 J( B+ z  N15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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- {/ {5 ]2 B5 U4 }  x16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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0 C6 G! r7 _' Y- S3 T3 M- d19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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1 c+ Y3 ]2 _( ]* j1 f. V. z8 S20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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% |7 l# S1 X$ s" P! I: V3 F23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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6 ]- G" Q  e$ B( Y! T25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.