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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.1 d; F9 I8 Z% U, y- ^! u
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.) u! y" h% `' r* `
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake./ }. H, @2 X8 i0 q0 p
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.* S6 G$ A& `! f; ?
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.- B' i2 t% b! @+ F$ X4 x
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 4 t7 [) S) `2 G! L) J
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile., N1 p" |( g: [
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.% M2 f6 W" T W4 ~" C2 ]
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.* W! y. `2 @* q5 k' s
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.) N) j0 Q! Z1 i8 h! h' A
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1 N' Q6 d4 |% t- K& [) H13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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3 U# ~: C- |& y+ _+ }" @15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you., w/ x, @) s6 Z s1 d
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.9 v( y$ x6 t. K6 K
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.+ T* O6 X( F J8 e) m0 E
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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$ d- `; k: c( {% x4 O21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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! Z5 b) J' y$ E+ u( ]6 `+ f: z! i22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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& S+ m6 z% t' }23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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6 u2 J# w/ t$ X2 U, _24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.: D* R r) J" b
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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