酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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, @1 W7 [8 Z0 n! A2. Always toast before doing a shot.


+ B4 |+ Q4 O# g" _3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


, U2 Q% A) a1 e8 l; _7 P- h8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


2 m3 j! `- d/ j: `( G+ V9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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2 v" B3 V& b$ l10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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8 N) d" X9 {4 E' o2 y  H8 [# i: t11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


8 a& |8 U- e* i; W, a1 w" k" Z" W0 x12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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% n! k  }- Y2 Y1 e! \14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


/ H$ j1 {9 \9 E0 \0 a15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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: @. M* x, B& y( x7 Y2 i. L! ~16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


6 K' X# H3 u, D3 R17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


7 S4 H6 \( i' s5 p/ J7 v20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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. V+ }$ Y' `* V4 l4 ?21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.