酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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1 {) b! d' W/ p; j' O& O2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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) l' D- X4 X! D3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


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% M% {# D! I0 m8 a7 A9 g3 C; H10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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$ l; Z1 S$ s( G3 u8 b" t- K15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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" _/ h$ v! M/ e6 x" ^4 j! l. C16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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# {  Y, N$ S' W17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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2 k" i" [/ a% M: x  `! \! h18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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2 G3 a0 n; e* V* h/ ^# a: c( J' J" h2 m23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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: I$ y2 z+ |9 q$ _# h24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.