酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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( a% c1 f7 f# G& O1 W1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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1 i1 @5 ~0 |5 S$ W' G! D3 k$ G4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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+ `3 r8 q- s' G4 Z9 |- c! y. P5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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2 j: s1 h5 h0 ~4 Y$ E6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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9 B% K- I* `# I( A$ x2 [8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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8 f6 S1 [9 |7 w- f+ ]6 q10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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0 q+ z2 {% A8 Y11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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3 \( n8 e% S$ b9 X; c) q; y9 D14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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" [. `! g& \9 f  M7 y# j15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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3 [& S* T* P1 v, F16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


4 K" F* j3 ^+ s; f  |( z' ^17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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2 T6 M( V" q2 I18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


1 o" Z& w% S+ I/ y& Y. g# B20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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7 p$ Z0 B0 B4 ~; A1 K4 Y0 P21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.