酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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& [4 Z8 x- ~2 O1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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. ~, O2 {7 o  k3 \4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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  O. A5 i5 V0 V+ X8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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. e7 ]! o3 }+ l2 K. o+ q4 Z" D9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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3 j7 @0 m: g5 `' |' y  z6 k10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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, e- F% M6 B! p12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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/ p  y1 s) l& P" j! G13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


* l2 v  e" z% B/ L- Z; s14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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2 _1 L( y" m9 z6 ^$ d7 Z  k, d17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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+ V5 ^- @/ {' O+ D% _18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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( x/ I9 C) d$ O- i- X# P" P24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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9 s) K5 K- p. a( X# B* l25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.