请教英语

kazaa

7 o) G2 Z. t1 i; i* G我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

+ I6 Z, s' ^# }9 r3 a- R那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

5 z9 S9 U+ |, y& }+ T8 ?我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。

& c, V6 Z" y+ }3 u: t8 {7 ?7 mSomething like:

1 b/ t; J  ?8 q/ D8 y          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

+ i4 @2 [3 @1 Z) K# G0 i          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.


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xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”

“Would Jesus park like this?”

( S- f3 ^* g& V& z3 v- F“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris d ...

1 S# x7 q# X# m% P8 s3 r我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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! n0 `6 @) j& w; B$ h& q( g! D# c# ?“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”
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4 D) x/ y9 O- `( f这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
3 A  C: K. ~6 J4 }# ?+ k4 y- L+ \我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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! Q, C3 a9 [& ?# n% r$ i. M3 [+ RThis one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
9 P5 b# `- }! g8 K. Q/ iThis one is for #3's:
! [# `" P# C# W4 g/ d4 U1 mGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!