美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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. e$ S" @' O+ w8 z争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够

be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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. C# m3 z7 J5 f( sAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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$ ]3 S2 I+ \; X* D  B2 j$ q记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。

Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
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, }9 `2 ~$ ]5 d7 {时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。

- p4 S; H3 K) ^" D' s% ]) e8 K- f1 \All men are animals, some just make better pets.

+ R* H, x7 L! @男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

" h* H" |* _# k0 T. iIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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& J: l- p% u% j+ _Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

/ ?# L. u4 P- h5 y许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。