美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够

& d& z0 R2 r8 I2 x( O$ obe nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.

, ~+ {' J  q% G3 k, x; {0 c$ T对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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5 t: O. R. |. T9 QAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

* `; V. l( f& m& L( X' m记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。

8 ?# e. q7 n7 K5 i  ^# [& mTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

) p5 K. {% c& |! f时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。

( x! b6 V. f7 l( V: B* {) lAll men are animals, some just make better pets.
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' \1 y( k- j6 R+ B男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

$ B* U. v" p6 Z1 P4 E, m5 X) oIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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- |& E7 j6 M6 Z/ Y8 b  f# c如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。