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>Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood
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! }% g! R+ k( |3 L>YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
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>DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
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) n% }- P: M, `) S' c>It takes less than a minute .
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e; V8 c4 d( ^+ |5 g>Work this out as you read ...
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7 w8 R$ q- i, N- B) Y: W>Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
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3 u% E5 r9 J) `>This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
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>1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like M# {$ U9 r9 s' V$ v' G
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- ~9 I! o5 G N8 I>2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
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>YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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5 {0 l3 X# o' {% M1 C# c( L>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
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