老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
7 C1 f5 g+ k4 v5 Z1 D7 ~4 u: }, E( L性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
# H! z$ a7 x- G" ?* B& ?( ]8 }# g习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 Y1 Z# e  g1 S; S苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
2 J* n! Q5 P8 S, h性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
3 ?& S+ x1 W+ B. Z  r( ^1 l+ u2 M教之道： The way of learning it
& P- K! ^; t" g! [贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
7 T* L% P6 m" u" O昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& I) \# R" v9 B7 ]9 v" d/ P- r* c1 n$ G择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
0 R: h# T% }9 {4 Q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 C) A+ ?$ a; B4 Z6 a; m. I教五子 All his five son took it
+ {  _1 t2 `& ?- ^: i8 P名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
/ X8 l: i- o" n教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
9 d# \0 u+ u' |2 K9 J子不学 You may refuse to study this
# B  R# {' a6 p, j, L9 y( T% R非所宜 But that is a real mistake
6 T$ r* l7 O; ^/ `0 j: Z; `幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
. m2 @4 p7 m' T& h2 i1 f老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
. C( W8 Z3 M2 Y- ^玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
) E, U/ L1 D6 \不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
2 F# L' C  w1 v$ f2 e人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
; v: V  v) R9 O; G: I% @性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
, g! n# W, v# T$ B) j! m苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

4 h5 u, f$ A, i$ f; p/ M% {服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
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春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
+ M7 D# b: Q. k1 d$ u春泥是我的好導師。

2 b& [1 X: t# [" u: y别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

此地无银三百两？
" |- x  Q/ J+ m春泥翻释水平很高啊！

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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless