老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
7 F, v! n) x4 |: e/ \) m/ V* @性本善： Sex is good.
' }) c- E' ~; U6 v2 ]性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
! I. D. P( a3 Z: Y7 x% |苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
教之道： The way of learning it
贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
4 ?0 }$ J' ]0 t& I昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
3 _& q5 A3 L* i, }( z子不学： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 k: B* k" ], r/ o3 \# J& \5 i有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 o* @- G' y' V; E; m9 H$ O教五子 All his five son took it
6 p2 [+ J  ^' `2 P2 P' ?. E名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
8 k7 W/ K7 ~" n% `  I2 _6 M: F养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
; o0 e! N- v9 q) M父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( A3 X% W. o% X: N师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
  \! z5 f6 V; z% ~+ a- v子不学 You may refuse to study this
* U' h4 Y7 R& q  |4 i# q; A9 d# Z非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
% U- a# V5 @( }, T玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
* e! ?: k$ V8 O+ _- x人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
& b. l8 K% o: v9 M7 A! G5 x不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
/ r% |& l  ]  @+ |4 P" b7 q! K性本善： Sex is good.
4 Q) K5 a% i4 g, I4 D性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
9 ^6 ~  d7 {, P习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ G5 ~7 h) {1 ~- n7 H/ H3 v! q% I苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

1 y7 W. w3 j& k# T. Z; I# N- P服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
春泥是我的好導師。

别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
/ N7 Z3 s; ]' ]" H" z' V) P
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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

% f4 }* V! D! r4 Z7 B
% M+ i( f" N9 d9 O- }9 p% y此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！

扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless