老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
- m+ {) }) W; W( n3 \* y. u5 k习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ D" P8 _4 s( a; ~) [& c苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
1 f- k+ E7 r3 l8 a9 k性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
2 ~; p; @% U# G2 Q! \: ^8 p教之道： The way of learning it
贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
( v) N& i2 w$ K+ D子不学： If you don’t study hard,
# V" q' ~. t$ K2 F0 K断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
  G! V# q7 T1 V# b  d窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
# l# O  B/ Y! A/ x教五子 All his five son took it
, Q* g0 f/ U; n: c9 U名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
+ Y5 K" j7 s( h  e4 {, Q7 n养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
) c6 @0 l  Y2 A+ \# ]' o父之过 It is all your fault.
6 q) m( T* U8 C  v' m( X& T教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
& m+ w/ u0 v" N' }3 k7 d  \. q子不学 You may refuse to study this
* g. D2 m, G/ p8 b" s) }非所宜 But that is a real mistake
8 f0 ?( ~0 e; O( J/ k$ P幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
0 g& a  s: I/ g# E% d+ Q( z* |玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
: J$ C1 m9 t  Q/ ^* k& U& h4 j8 D& u: U人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
& X* E( X. G2 m" Z3 k( ~0 I不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
( y6 `. Z+ a4 Z* b性本善： Sex is good.
0 A( o0 W: e! \, d+ f* }$ H性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
$ z) L  N0 ^! k' O  E9 L# @( @苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

2 Y2 B0 u" T4 k; M1 b服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
+ ~% v/ x$ H4 ~1 [* v) ?顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
0 r. }6 O/ }, q! z. n2 \春泥是我的好導師。

" y) o+ y* }8 H" r  |0 D1 I
别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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, A) I+ M" v+ T6 W- M& `/ Q
别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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, a2 u4 P" s" Q) D此地无银三百两？
6 c8 T+ ]2 d7 \3 W春泥翻释水平很高啊！

扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless