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6 c5 @* h% N, a& {$ dSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 7 |4 T5 ~/ |& G* f7 y1 _7 O7 g
Snape: Who is it?
) _* l) f+ ^: \9 e, CVoldemort: You-know-who!
* Z. a. ?0 M) l. u5 @) OSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? 7 p: }- e$ o7 P/ k2 T
Voldemort: You-know-who!
2 B. |4 T3 D6 n2 N# Q" s+ V8 lSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ( T I9 g- {0 H" u; y
Voldemort: The dark Lord! & o; R" P; s( r% k$ C6 h
Snape: Sauron???
8 ]# {5 a- i$ |Voldemort: The other one...
; R3 x5 y! G4 q" @4 R7 B7 s6 X ]Snape: Darth Vader??? 2 k, y% m& \& g" ]8 E5 e
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ! Y( X1 @ R1 k* G% {2 I
Snape: Hermione????
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. M- L3 c2 k7 \% e' G) sVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! + S4 L0 G3 j% R. O
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
* H( B/ @" S* T( `; J# m- FVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
" s. g x1 n# i, pSnape: So Harry is my brother?
8 y5 s9 Z& y( FVoldemort: Your twin brother! " R: |7 D g# s: A
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
" g: z/ e9 m7 G1 OVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
/ I* L1 G" G @, L' I* ~Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
( E, Y/ [! A1 s2 [Harry: Your cauldron. . h* M8 P) ~ N. O$ W, ^/ n9 C S
Severus: What's a cauldron?
: M0 A- b% i3 S) ^& jHarry: Dunno. 3 O) D; F" v6 M5 @
Severus: Looks like something to eat. \! M+ i- J$ a: p! u
Harry: Yeah.
- u+ |. S& G) q; JSeverus: You first. 9 m3 O- z% T. N
Harry: It's delicious.
( r9 `. P# p8 O! M$ h, s- T z+ oSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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