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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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2 C2 D- z9 @# g- f* t( i4 {Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 6 S# B4 W/ S1 g7 l6 i: m5 U2 E
Snape: Who is it?
. X& c  N+ S$ M# C' a9 QVoldemort: You-know-who! 2 u  F4 b! f: a" T: Z  F5 f
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? * ~: ^. F2 K9 j2 O2 U8 H: q' H  v& V
Voldemort: You-know-who! $ \- V( i* w: C/ {8 ^9 z% j
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ) _& b" T% r9 n+ n' v: z
Voldemort: The dark Lord! ) D- A8 C- B) l3 D0 X5 O- w
Snape: Sauron???
5 z& ?5 ^9 P$ M: F" m. C$ q4 K: VVoldemort: The other one... . O+ H! K( q, Q* G0 D/ s
Snape: Darth Vader???
5 X# W' [  H! C9 s# Z2 I/ xVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ! D1 D$ f2 T: {0 x. B
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! . g& s9 @/ S3 h5 f, Y
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
- j. q9 k% @, \8 S0 F1 ^# yVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
$ m# X% {4 q  r, Z' Z( t* ^Snape: So Harry is my brother?
9 D- J& O# Q% W# O) ?Voldemort: Your twin brother!
2 e8 X4 f; y9 K6 H' d( ^Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! * T; N' d1 r/ p1 O# X: ~4 F9 T$ s
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
; b# L' [% E# q! ISnape: Okay, no problem!! j  l* d! H; |' ]3 V4 H
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/ x: r5 c0 W9 C; oSeverus: What's that? + [7 {5 x( q2 l0 S) e4 h+ }( [
Harry: Your cauldron. $ q5 _% e; N" O5 X# S
Severus: What's a cauldron?
; W0 p' x8 d+ gHarry: Dunno. . B7 R$ r( l3 ~5 F+ ]! P
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
3 W$ t/ p8 S& u* ?; m( xHarry: Yeah.
* I# l1 G# ~5 J) E' zSeverus: You first. , c7 T# F) c" ]6 s  `
Harry: It's delicious.
8 r5 J9 j/ V0 R" h1 w' F$ U7 sSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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