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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ; H2 Z) z) B5 ]. ~3 s
Snape: Who is it? " j8 r7 m! U4 S* t
Voldemort: You-know-who!
- k3 ^& c) E) r; n$ @Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
8 A* U9 |, G4 F6 GVoldemort: You-know-who!
8 C& |) r4 F4 ]0 N m! U/ S) a: gSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 5 b! K7 A* b, U p7 n/ C9 [& w G
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
5 ]) ?3 n# j+ j M) |Snape: Sauron??? ; {* t1 u8 ~3 r& `/ v6 `
Voldemort: The other one... 6 O; V e7 L/ O( d1 k
Snape: Darth Vader???
: P' X- e. k* B9 U. vVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! $ S# ^8 P3 n; @) q5 j7 O
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
' n% r9 c- Z4 E1 [0 y j- gSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
# h& k" C. _ uVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ' Q6 v9 L. x4 `1 j0 k* B" p
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
7 k8 [5 L4 ]! e& UVoldemort: Your twin brother!
" s. L4 t5 _8 pSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 6 S; O: V9 a$ {! a6 @
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! / T# s+ R3 y% G1 O- {8 J; o& P
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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8 Q2 i4 [7 b; }7 e' E0 {Severus: What's that? 7 t! \) @- P; L( z0 f
Harry: Your cauldron. , P8 h2 g, z" D( M6 P8 y$ c/ l
Severus: What's a cauldron?
! L! e8 M: r' }- U% v7 J! DHarry: Dunno. ; ^4 K8 R; ~2 t5 L9 {6 O$ _
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 1 O8 |9 D5 L! u: ]: U1 C# `
Harry: Yeah. / c( _- Z9 X/ {, \
Severus: You first. 7 [/ Y. R K* E0 |% E
Harry: It's delicious.
} W5 d) H7 G* k0 n/ ]9 fSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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