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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ) ?% {. ~( L7 F" ?% z; b/ |6 h
Snape: Who is it?
) P) x V5 d& ]* D v4 w: h7 GVoldemort: You-know-who!
; Y" H+ x# B9 k! S$ L5 fSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
; R- ]- j' N. F" _+ G1 \Voldemort: You-know-who!
- g& F+ |9 n) ~" y, h5 SSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 5 L1 y9 G: O# w5 j
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
1 y( Y5 R h: v; q fSnape: Sauron??? 9 h% v" K+ G9 k$ W4 H
Voldemort: The other one...
. O) y" N" P/ N# hSnape: Darth Vader???
+ `( n- r3 A9 _ O" \Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! # ?% x, U: L! X5 w7 M: E
Snape: Hermione???? 9 t: A! M) H. F; U7 m' B- N
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
: }0 D/ Z8 ^: j3 VSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
5 B) j0 N) S, J' mVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
, h. b" T* T4 w$ g1 D8 Y2 ISnape: So Harry is my brother?
# X: W/ {+ C8 G+ V0 \, N& dVoldemort: Your twin brother!
, g: J# c8 I+ e9 JSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! + V! ]$ \; |) b2 V, M% n# }
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! % ]6 Z% q0 l& K" }0 Y5 j: }2 {8 E
Snape: Okay, no problem!. |) ^ O( b9 ~$ k
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- a E7 P; u: M" Q1 Z, ?8 i- e2 iSeverus: What's that? 4 C6 P! Z4 A: S
Harry: Your cauldron.
$ V0 R7 G) T- TSeverus: What's a cauldron?
' Z$ c9 s$ J2 o# k% Z) h0 n8 s1 DHarry: Dunno.
" N- w1 ?, N- t: a0 o. S8 V+ {$ ^8 bSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
' p) u6 Z4 N- ZHarry: Yeah. ( X9 y: f2 q1 G9 b5 Y: p
Severus: You first. * h* q: t5 @! O9 F3 E% Z
Harry: It's delicious.
7 h2 }) `/ K# I; N# a, u4 }# m5 _Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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