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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. / J6 x0 ~' h& `2 y( C2 v
Snape: Who is it?
. ~1 d* `# z9 G5 QVoldemort: You-know-who! T( E, B5 p0 |. h o! ^ V5 u
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
% O2 a4 Y, Y1 tVoldemort: You-know-who!
% i5 H* d5 ^1 z) O. ]Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
: q& x" J: E& ]% P+ `" r/ \Voldemort: The dark Lord!
n8 x- L5 x( ]& Z/ e* Y% bSnape: Sauron???
. `' W5 F2 Y! ~' iVoldemort: The other one... 7 E$ j& e" p! L& [. |! ~* {# f
Snape: Darth Vader???
8 D5 F) M6 H6 y) ^8 D+ xVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! + g1 r. k" G8 K$ R( ]
Snape: Hermione???? . }( b# w+ H* }* y0 M* @( o
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; g2 s: \$ p+ p' I8 U1 TVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
: L: p8 B1 f6 n9 N3 F! [Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ! R8 Y5 H" @% |; s2 u4 E2 x
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ; }, b2 x9 Y5 n
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
4 s: }* |0 R, U/ JVoldemort: Your twin brother! - b Z! H+ }6 k7 \( E! w$ \, R
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! : {7 d# \/ S3 [3 q
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! # H7 x; d9 b7 y* p& [5 z2 H/ y
Snape: Okay, no problem!& |; O9 F K! v
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Severus: What's that? 8 U' l8 f% S0 ]* U8 e. ~
Harry: Your cauldron. & Z1 B/ A7 [( _1 `- r
Severus: What's a cauldron? . q. Q7 c6 J3 \3 n+ A( e% N$ ^
Harry: Dunno. 6 Z5 H4 `* d1 S U' ]( j* s
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
( f( u7 ?$ f4 AHarry: Yeah. 2 ]3 m. s; o7 `3 F
Severus: You first. t. N$ h4 E# j' ?
Harry: It's delicious. 2 H; L- K" c, c! a
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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