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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ( Z* V& l% q, B3 _/ J
Snape: Who is it?
E& N3 q. a/ GVoldemort: You-know-who! ; b- i" Y, n. ]8 g3 n. |$ g) ?
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
8 G$ @4 q5 X& F3 e$ T: aVoldemort: You-know-who! 6 q0 E0 D7 N4 Z* o( s7 M
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
$ M* h" u. S1 {' RVoldemort: The dark Lord!
$ L) |3 }7 e5 r7 vSnape: Sauron??? , H$ m5 n6 J- [9 T- P
Voldemort: The other one... / K0 w5 C$ Y+ ~$ p, R% ~
Snape: Darth Vader???
. S" m2 O: {) u$ dVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
2 } g+ N; F+ Q, a8 MSnape: Hermione????
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; T$ f: ]5 l6 Q, L5 y$ ~0 YVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
9 a: Y8 n: i2 W9 \. P" l' y. _Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! - |0 u6 `" o7 _7 T3 R
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 0 t8 d9 O; G/ ]8 t
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 1 a4 |) Z7 D/ g/ {
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 6 w; J; y' a2 p( X: R& l4 H& Y
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
% P1 t8 ]9 R# X+ C+ LVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
2 k; @. `. g9 _Snape: Okay, no problem!
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1 c' R& e5 l8 ~$ W* [Severus: What's that? " }4 v/ o4 t8 k8 ]0 h# [
Harry: Your cauldron. 4 D J3 B# H2 m) k; W
Severus: What's a cauldron? " Z; \0 t' s" o$ C
Harry: Dunno. 6 M' s, Y4 N4 o* M. p
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
* {$ P5 T( ^' xHarry: Yeah.
# a4 h4 p( O: ~. @3 n; lSeverus: You first.
0 ~- w: F* K3 e, m0 q* h IHarry: It's delicious.
5 i# g9 r0 g! x9 R/ H' ASeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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