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L9 D1 Z8 {5 b! KSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. & S# p( Y; |9 V; V) J
Snape: Who is it?
3 I0 u' Q, O, \* ZVoldemort: You-know-who!
; b6 x9 |( M3 M1 K4 MSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
5 k. n: z5 s0 F9 w; t" pVoldemort: You-know-who! # {1 B/ }% _! X$ b m6 \
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? " d- y. @6 H$ q5 ?* [1 e3 H+ [2 t
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
5 L7 G6 v% ^7 s' |9 q& ]Snape: Sauron??? / z2 G: w; y! P3 z& x) u6 P
Voldemort: The other one...
6 W6 q/ _' n% h7 H( X9 LSnape: Darth Vader???
4 T, e1 X* {: B- wVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ( t% G- ]" w% Q) q$ z
Snape: Hermione???? % W: k% H/ @2 e: D2 Q$ u: C) C
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; \8 p& a- h3 k+ D. P, M9 wVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 3 b% i! O* @) W$ Z1 ~
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
) O. H8 V5 i+ G9 z9 [/ ^Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! $ r# E' L& j$ V4 ]5 H: z! s
Snape: So Harry is my brother? % g1 H9 D& V5 a" k
Voldemort: Your twin brother! * S+ P' P2 K( m2 c6 f5 {0 u
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! # o; u8 U; t( X& E5 E% r7 u) W+ H( O* |
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
5 Z' q* [: N2 Z) e5 I% GSnape: Okay, no problem!4 c7 I( S) y8 |: f1 z
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( w# {. A; {: e H* ISeverus: What's that? ( y) m& N9 ]' N- L; Y
Harry: Your cauldron.
8 n2 X8 j! i) DSeverus: What's a cauldron? - c I2 M7 x- K
Harry: Dunno.
% s# ^6 `% w- o2 K4 _$ O/ KSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
" w& v/ i* z; s6 ^6 EHarry: Yeah. ) W! o! T4 S7 e4 Q) q# H( R
Severus: You first.
; q) u1 t- J5 M' d8 d3 s8 h$ EHarry: It's delicious.
9 x& h- r" s2 I% E- v% tSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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