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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
! V b- o: e$ _ v( o% HSnape: Who is it?
& s) A& \, Q% X% EVoldemort: You-know-who!
! f5 b1 P; ~8 N/ o8 [Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? ! b7 o7 ^. F, Q
Voldemort: You-know-who! 6 ~- x1 b: u& D1 I. P
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
: w* h: K0 u6 P9 zVoldemort: The dark Lord!
1 O9 i1 p2 H V; ?- Q q; Q) {$ ]$ A, H; USnape: Sauron??? * E: |+ ~% p/ v0 `+ i6 V4 C0 h& g7 S
Voldemort: The other one...
$ U+ z4 A+ V2 L- u& S1 v4 v) GSnape: Darth Vader??? $ {7 k8 I9 Z3 V! @/ N3 u3 T& r
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
% `' m/ y: A4 M" y1 ~Snape: Hermione????
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, ~( @% v* i& n4 C8 KVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! ! L4 ^: A! J9 R/ r# _6 l
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
3 p0 x" q8 L. x& K4 ~" n+ _; d: MVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 9 y. K( l8 T/ u' J. [2 h
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
' F2 k* E6 c {$ c; lVoldemort: Your twin brother!
6 G( x" Q l" g: u+ ]3 _, qSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! / V9 W7 ^0 G2 e: L5 O+ J" O. w- m
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 6 s- }" `& ~) e) q! g7 o
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? : u+ W1 p5 F4 R$ Q4 f8 ?/ W; d
Harry: Your cauldron.
' v/ p3 l2 O+ k' r! |6 nSeverus: What's a cauldron?
7 R' J7 i% j! ?! ^( G# G# z& @4 vHarry: Dunno.
" M' V! M p) G4 aSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
. _& b& d& ?* [3 r, y* _! h/ uHarry: Yeah.
; k7 Y# v c L) y g- {" a0 LSeverus: You first. - W7 S9 i# e; R. p$ ?
Harry: It's delicious.
8 n# U, h: J# r* T8 T7 e1 CSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!: T, F+ [$ B/ W9 }6 d
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