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9 t8 C! ^- k. L$ z8 q' U0 I; ?Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 8 E# ^3 e2 e9 G: K
Snape: Who is it? ! Y4 w" u5 H5 {4 [& `$ j
Voldemort: You-know-who! / T, B5 }' }! z* Z T Y' o8 R: O' O
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
, N8 s* s1 a* u& e5 _) _Voldemort: You-know-who! 3 X+ d- J* b- s" a1 ~
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 3 H4 ~0 K k$ ~. R1 F
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
Z& m; J% D/ u# w: QSnape: Sauron??? , W4 Z9 D B3 {: V, r
Voldemort: The other one...
3 x6 w9 B$ ]+ ]7 X7 W, hSnape: Darth Vader??? 3 C2 {( m5 I; ?
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! % ]. i: x i b% B- ?
Snape: Hermione???? * l) c r3 o7 x" k
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 0 l( j, }! j- [1 {- a, d
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! - C& c! E) F& q8 ?5 [' p$ ]
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 0 F( Y C3 N5 Y/ f o
Snape: So Harry is my brother? # l+ g9 @0 I" N3 R. {) {
Voldemort: Your twin brother! ( j6 o" H& ^; Q
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! - z) s1 I! v$ m0 z% K7 L$ \! Q
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
! d5 I: M: E/ N0 qSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? ) k0 d' P0 @" @
Harry: Your cauldron.
+ s( O: L5 s% WSeverus: What's a cauldron? 2 ]0 p/ u5 ]4 G& F a+ f
Harry: Dunno. $ A) j5 {6 {' e$ t
Severus: Looks like something to eat. ! L/ Y i1 Q v( P! z2 F' Y* }
Harry: Yeah.
" \) c7 L' o0 L0 ?" ]5 oSeverus: You first.
+ G0 |+ y, I0 ` H$ \Harry: It's delicious. 4 X) O; W9 t% V6 \, z$ W. V& P
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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