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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
+ |# [# ^8 {* Q9 N* A+ Z4 x( }' U2 FSnape: Who is it?
/ F3 D7 |( c; G8 Y/ }4 {Voldemort: You-know-who! + X: n+ Z+ |* H2 K7 E) d
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
% a: M/ o/ ?0 @) ]1 @. v0 PVoldemort: You-know-who! 7 Z' M3 t- Q5 D9 r* k' p' d
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
- x1 ~+ h( X3 Z8 B" Q! |$ E6 }2 S' xVoldemort: The dark Lord! + d0 o: a2 T9 X' X
Snape: Sauron??? $ R3 ?3 ?4 [1 S% l" v4 k$ d7 d" A
Voldemort: The other one... h3 q9 v( P) j; }/ s9 B) ]$ D7 j
Snape: Darth Vader???
# J) f/ w4 L1 y3 RVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
( z5 g( H5 z+ s$ h5 l% vSnape: Hermione???? ' @( w& E& F6 G2 l4 G4 n
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, X5 j% ]: S+ J IVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! - o# k9 p' a! p p
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
1 o# s! f* q4 N" X: H: ]) q+ [; _# rVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
/ p4 O g2 _. rSnape: So Harry is my brother? * B8 p5 t4 R1 _. t( }9 y2 _/ z' \3 x
Voldemort: Your twin brother! - M: Y" k: e$ Y* K- M9 X
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! # C" U1 c* D& o- N. _* f/ @! C
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
4 ^$ c. P3 ~! P' l6 X/ |; _/ wSnape: Okay, no problem!3 c0 B- Z- C6 d, A' t
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Severus: What's that?
`% @% v2 l) x6 cHarry: Your cauldron. : I8 L0 J; f- @8 A4 T! K
Severus: What's a cauldron?
' s6 p+ j/ H; ~Harry: Dunno. r+ M2 X4 M. w9 I8 u. q1 y$ F
Severus: Looks like something to eat. , ]" X3 q5 J# X* @4 [0 |7 a
Harry: Yeah.
: p+ b( |* h6 i! s( jSeverus: You first. + Q9 B7 N& P R) R# s
Harry: It's delicious. - Y0 Y$ ?0 g- r- K0 T2 v9 u
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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