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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
3 l* I. z4 p, Q8 a- m$ rA: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?
* p( T0 z4 o2 R7 U+ VA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。+ d! J7 n$ ^8 n0 H8 p% ?' Q
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?7 h. a' }+ s* h- M+ x
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan., |# h+ J; B$ l& R/ J9 ~9 u
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: F4 S( Q$ E% |' Z1 I0 aQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?2 A* p e0 {7 I4 r. _8 C9 h8 T) \) f
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。4 w+ h3 T+ K1 L' T4 h$ E
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
4 i' J. h& |; o+ z7 ZA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.6 {5 o/ L( k6 j# ~( B4 {
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族. a2 E& `- g1 i# }% E
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$ I' u- J( n. }+ `$ p" _7 G. D' HQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?5 [" y0 ~6 z. A) ~* _
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。# [# G7 b6 x* c' I, ^7 W' O% r
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
. c+ F, G' ]4 l. J, T$ BA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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1 M: d4 x6 n- l1 a5 QQ:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
$ r% s. S0 U" C; q6 yA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。; l( \* w+ K8 d j) k
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?& ?9 S3 F A- M1 o
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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* l" @; o1 R9 q/ T' b/ ^" u$ X: r8 H4 v1 `Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
" e# R$ K/ h4 V% UA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。6 r$ q$ ?) R% I, N8 r1 h4 V
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
6 E' o0 |) r1 M% _- _; D5 TA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?2 A+ l0 u& P, w7 X- b
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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% ^0 Y: Z, n6 o# L不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的9 v1 l! H. g5 B( A+ S9 n/ Z
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