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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?9 u, n9 U, R0 j* T7 H0 ], n" w
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys./ U; |7 p. [6 r7 _* L. Q1 N
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6 b' r6 |' L8 C7 D8 O0 s6 ~Q:中国人吃狗吗?
$ K# I" r0 u" }0 \A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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% s/ g6 z$ B+ ~Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?# J6 d" [$ \; }2 |/ i% Z# M' ^
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
1 [( I& G/ ?4 g1 W$ P) T5 C1 f6 D8 _A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。7 L- ^1 w4 k1 \) m- u
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9 Z: ?4 H- t X& gQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?/ h' j" O# j) \) x# }7 l- I
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.: \* u( p: k) M- J) E e7 b5 {
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族0 l2 u) T! ?; b2 y/ R
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?. w: A: ]7 \0 g) v
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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8 j) {* {( e& fQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
& t& W3 x4 T7 k% ]9 R; HA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?' g, g# ^( Q/ I2 S- N# j8 T
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。* R% u/ z+ E; f- X
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
8 C, q% X) w( VA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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, Q) u- A# X! H$ ~Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
: P! I7 h# R# } K+ b8 G/ z9 V1 KA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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% i7 f$ u. h& o" |( F2 o* R. [Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
6 a r, \2 i. F% s' ]" jA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.7 M. {: Y1 ^. A( d* ~: ?
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
2 n+ m: X/ \& X' q WA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的* w$ p( u' A% e* p/ Y! s1 N& a
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