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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?$ l% N: s6 }1 L! c4 q
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.' N; }0 I( j$ N- G# ]5 S
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?: y* m2 Y B' {( z
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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/ U4 a7 D; n9 KQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?6 j5 o/ Z: ^" d- J# J- {
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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`( t, [5 F HQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
6 A; c& T/ G- h& o7 uA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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: ^) ]8 U# o: B, VQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
7 N" x: U# P: o8 }2 C [A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.5 J5 j: X) |6 K7 v& b
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族+ x4 S+ _% E8 r6 [& n+ u0 G
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( I& r! T' A8 N$ l) hQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
% Y0 ]) y& E2 W5 d! n& j( l" L. k, p9 S4 ~A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。* Z9 B3 _- J) a9 x
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* A5 S B" G& u8 r jQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
! b2 C$ R8 Y' J3 ^A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
t) b, p Q& q2 L' i/ {1 p- hA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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5 j8 ~: W3 B/ S' e: xQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
, n" A. S/ e! q4 XA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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. ~- r# b: ]6 Y! `Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
2 M8 C! A$ b1 a) V0 k( r2 WA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。6 E3 G- L8 T2 H5 L9 B8 K- ^
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?8 t+ V# @6 e+ z5 q8 B
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.3 ]/ O' ~0 V v/ S0 J6 i
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?8 [* h5 R7 \! l8 S6 b- ^8 H
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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# m A$ p( |* B! R6 n$ p不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的& f( ]' s- B# ?, A6 S
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