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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
2 S# H* i# y; d* [A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.& W7 A4 N/ W- C8 Y$ I8 b2 @
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?
4 L$ y# g$ E$ V; s: QA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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' x: A( U; I1 p* t0 V8 CQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?) N( _6 j6 Y- J' w
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?# S ^: v( k7 ~- ^5 j) K4 p4 O
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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2 `* ]) U" n9 L0 i! O4 z& C3 cQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
+ q+ o* ?& a" `: j2 {& S5 OA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.1 x! O3 |/ Y+ x
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族, i2 p+ o& z# D$ K6 y. ?; \3 W3 ?
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+ E. _+ u6 \4 G* d# FQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?% U$ b, \9 N: C0 m- H- ]7 s: w
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。% t( t% ^4 ]5 l' y+ ]
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
' o1 Q/ N8 ]% Q, q$ ]4 bA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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2 Q E5 k; G/ a7 ]/ {! p2 r! s$ D( @1 \Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
) M* s# ?5 d% ?) w$ C5 o% uA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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. N( M5 Y S1 L1 z% _3 |Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?, P$ j; t/ f# g3 @# a8 [/ ^: \
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.- B7 K- \* M0 o F0 R. ]
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% _" b. o% r" g' H( ?: M4 ~* gQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?" I" ]9 T* Z2 P4 i
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?# `$ I- w. q9 b+ \5 t1 D' Z
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.) Q5 V$ g9 u0 F9 b4 z1 v5 d- O$ t
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
5 M: y- D- N9 D1 r- JA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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2 `- t. t L! I* C不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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