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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.3 s. k9 U Y% `
! t# L4 W7 P/ Z- B- ]2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. % p, @+ G$ J) c$ l! {( a' k
/ ?% C( D1 ]2 E+ T, o# B5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 9 S, G3 x* x: `, O
8 L& G3 c7 {7 ?3 Z1 P6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a * E' ~/ ~% o8 |) x9 c
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]1 p- F8 [3 r% `* g
# g2 d- W; n. N/ e2 p- k1 K+ o7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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3 ~# @; u7 K t5 s. ?8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.; ^* _' s. _- L7 X
9 g( {; F: P5 _2 A7 z) s, \9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)! X* W6 N7 \+ y5 n- w4 X* b
$ b; u* ~- C) p3 j; A10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.- q& L; u3 J9 j
' j F; T8 h" J1 r2 o. J11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 5 I" m) z( q3 Y# `; R, S, w
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
, U7 D" a2 H3 I, j+ z(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
. B" X% J0 {' m9 P- ryour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
( u+ H4 y5 W! r" j5 CEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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( [3 @9 K1 Z& U4 M12. Gopher = speedbump.
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9 |* A2 r! N% Y. a" L [# I6 S13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.3 Y. \0 F' c$ G& o2 S+ z, w) `
0 D; B& m* _6 X" \1 z14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your H) q1 r5 h) F1 B
friends from Alberta. |
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