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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3 a1 `& t8 c6 r/ D! \& ]0 A3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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* c% N* y {) E) O; @1 }+ G. r5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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. D* U( Y( d1 R* z$ B+ w, ]6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit." R/ ^. r% \( A) w3 N3 S4 I$ H
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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+ s" }; t, Y3 ]! E9 n& r10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.5 Y% Z% v# U9 c4 B; T
: U6 q Y- }* `& r11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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& [6 \% z% Z( K: m* _your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.3 ^+ d- x8 T7 Z1 s2 c
( r6 U# e7 e! B) u8 g! F( C. `$ m13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.; V- o, G3 d# {: T
) {" d- H1 Q- m, Y14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 3 t# j; F: w; f2 y0 G1 B6 v5 ^& s
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