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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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; e& n) z5 ^+ v6 u+ E2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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a5 C- [" [( ?0 `+ U- b% h% a3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. + i S* H2 X C
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a f6 ^4 @8 [; s0 I D9 l
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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3 [9 c8 ]+ U% J* z% `% K+ B7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.! t+ C' j. [' u2 U5 {( J
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)% q: N0 S& `1 a! I- u
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.& [) W7 @ H" b. Q
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 4 q# x4 p; U$ h; k* e! N$ f2 p9 I
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 # b& o! D* V- i3 Q6 \
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 8 k" j; N, M$ Q
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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7 O* j t5 s2 ~& g0 Z7 z9 ?12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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