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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.+ u3 V6 d& x9 q O0 w
. x- B0 F/ H1 A: t2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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9 Y; U7 J r0 w4 ]& S' O6 I2 ?- q3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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0 S9 V3 n5 X& Q6 b: x/ z. E4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. " x) n* t# Z" i5 w0 t
$ O* I% M2 W4 @5. You use a down comforter in the summer. , }" ~% Q7 G1 i) u7 D0 ]$ O/ n
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a ( @( ^1 y1 _5 s6 m7 J
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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( V, a$ |4 \7 `' z+ Z2 i# ]7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.% ]3 k0 Z3 T# g
9 V5 k9 m: M% U9 c5 C; B8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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/ X1 L7 T! n- e% q" L$ ?9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
) h9 J$ @7 {; A, Dtwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 3 h% f2 \1 Z7 _- A9 r0 `9 ?
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, - t$ d+ j& h9 r+ \2 g0 M7 P$ P
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 ! C& U" W9 A" Y( ^; A
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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5 q, L3 O9 J7 l; M" C' i12. Gopher = speedbump.
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( M0 E3 J! j- i2 c r( G- y3 w2 @! I13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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