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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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1 t+ \7 o5 l. E. k4 r! W3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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9 {; s- d2 c s3 X4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 4 ]/ U3 K, A4 X; |/ b5 d
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a ' w- L k, c( {( S5 t0 C
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]# N, s$ p$ N" z3 n' Z6 G/ i1 I
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/ ^9 e/ i& ^6 X. ]/ Z8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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) @- L) h& ~2 R# K" z( C9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.! A7 V2 `0 z" q% A$ w# C
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 2 n5 C0 O" ]" C4 w e# T1 s' A0 ]
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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4 _! |( y8 b7 a7 O6 b8 R12. Gopher = speedbump.$ B0 k' P/ r5 c. M& L/ f* C
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your / i5 h$ W; k; z# p' z0 B6 _- i
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