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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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' B7 `# _# w2 f; v8 N2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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9 c$ |2 ]+ O/ v. j4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. w/ E. w9 c7 A2 Y. P4 S
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.- r, ]7 Q ?( o9 x3 {
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)0 @9 o0 \; P2 [" M4 h+ U% p/ X
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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9 x: r M) q/ P8 R4 d) s11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, ) P+ s& ~; C* Q6 i5 |* f/ N( d
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 ' [ n3 N3 w+ x C" |- \
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, ) J+ V: t& ? ]
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 ! z% f: K3 Q$ @% Q: T2 j0 C
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.; v5 ?3 x5 U1 O3 d# J- [ ^6 O
. Z, G) O% c$ O) ?! \/ c5 i$ f12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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