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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman. % g) W5 ~6 R, S& P
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Me: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"& E' T& n2 F9 j
# l, @2 {" N+ A( u& E5 qShe: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"
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5 F' e$ E4 r; P, g' E* N/ X1 u15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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