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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman. / i$ @5 K( P' ^# f& _$ R3 f
, h( ]' {! X- W" p5 V' EMe: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"
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4 C: j, z) x0 k% ^# f& IShe: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"9 `+ ^2 S# D' d$ c; i
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15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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