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All Numbers Are Equal
# K& g# g9 u- m6 L& g8 ?. a w* hTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then ; i1 x. ^) \7 j/ k& P
; d& w5 h8 ^3 x! Z6 W/ ua + b = t$ N3 ~+ l9 e% \6 W0 f( v+ A/ ]
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
8 u7 y' \- ~% y! Oa^2 - b^2 = ta - tb2 _5 ?4 ]( d3 {4 R
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
- p, n6 H+ B4 L# X% Ja^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4/ s5 l; o Y" p O" R; ~. U
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^20 F) e0 E4 V; y
a - t/2 = b - t/25 |9 U1 [* K3 v+ {( W
a = b 6 t% o9 }, e, u4 P2 z; n
) A+ N9 e( d" n9 D3 KSo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless. |
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