All Numbers Are Equal $ _/ D5 l! X, V6 P7 L6 Y4 F- Y
Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then 5 o% i; Y& _1 t3 @2 \5 C
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a + b = t( P n5 ~. }) j0 H. l# H% I1 l
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) 9 B( u6 {- \9 Va^2 - b^2 = ta - tb $ x L) U% o0 H* ra^2 - ta = b^2 - tb+ z, D# o. ~/ G3 ?
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/45 S; o6 V P3 J( G
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2 ( j [0 o& i4 y; m1 P9 Aa - t/2 = b - t/2 D5 X5 Q6 x. O4 G0 _a = b 8 H. M3 E# Z. p& x) x: S2 A ) ~! Z r% \- v5 bSo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.