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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. $ a" m# P3 A: F$ p# p: B. `) a: a
8 r8 X3 ], i- vIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.* i6 C4 C. H: F; _; E( @. F
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.4 }5 m+ k" l1 Y' O
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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+ g& w( J: R: X! t+ vDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go." q) H+ W8 @; l
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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+ p& L5 S& }, x) g" J: PCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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! g: Z. Q; M6 D+ FShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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G: n l, A* `3 yFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!': F, O: \' ]* s3 f. F
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/ U: ^, M, d% X$ OThat's when she shot him." f# X+ ?" g [, u8 A
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 8 g$ v4 m6 l \8 h+ Y/ u
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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