 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.7 M- o' j1 Y' y* A/ H( S
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& w8 n# J3 Q1 q6 u4 ^, YThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.$ E% }' w! n5 h* v
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.+ t3 V; _: W6 W7 \0 c% g
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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, H* x* y6 b* uIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.4 j$ ?, M+ e( H2 F& e. s& ^6 h: m
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" E b9 S. Z! J$ N# j# hCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.3 J& z. ]# J5 x5 Z4 l3 f* i
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2 U( N( b# `4 e9 L4 kShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. & q" X6 i5 w+ \5 h; o
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.# W# e0 B7 m# W) p1 B0 q- E" i: m
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/ g8 e& Q, A3 p% G; k1 w. FYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut5 N1 @# \1 j2 j9 j" W" k4 |, r$ E |
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/ ^, C. N# K! ~6 B" j# [7 ^" S+ lWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! * p1 X# N& }5 l; {
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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