 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. . |6 H9 s. {+ U
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.! w. W; a# S4 w X
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' {8 e% w8 f5 r. L; S% xThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed., m2 u6 G6 Y2 c; ^
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, h& @; q' e% U1 _, v/ T. `+ WArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. e) s% E% r+ h% i
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.; s' S: A6 o1 p) b
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. ^# d$ a3 I/ O* x- |" KShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. O* C% D! j* n" [: X% o+ S
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0 _3 U% ]8 T- K+ S% f$ }Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!') g, A. ~3 [' _, H1 [0 n) ` H
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7 J. W3 U# c3 V5 s. mThat's when she shot him.
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$ S6 O, k/ ~$ R1 l- D! SYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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3 |. D1 f1 f$ R( Q& EWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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