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学英语了 - what happened and what is funny?

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发表于 2012-5-7 21:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 1 j+ [' n; U6 T4 K$ q' r7 Y

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1 [2 c9 ?# D, Q' q2 k: R7 `& _This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.9 Q; Z1 k' x  c( B
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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/ F. z' o, j& r4 O& G2 HDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.1 A8 {+ g2 \) m8 N

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/ E0 }; R2 v) z4 ^3 ~Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.7 D: u: {1 P: A

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  W4 g8 ]0 u# M# AShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'5 i6 s' x5 K' {( }

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6 x4 p/ ?, l: X* p' L% \) RThat's when she shot him.! \* V- }* P* s. Z- z
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut! V: ]# @( S5 p$ o& a9 |+ ]

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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!   d6 c& |8 t' {; l  X/ W

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鲜花鸡蛋

npt2008  在2012-5-8 21:49  送朵鲜花  并说:支持有恒心读书的人
鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-5-8 16:52 | 显示全部楼层
没有人理我?
鲜花(41) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
JoyceAccSG 发表于 2012-5-8 17:52
' G, O6 G0 E. S, n2 |没有人理我?
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不可能,正在看呢~
4 p* J% Q" S1 h' o: j9 Q昨天看了“the vow”誓约
鲜花(670) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:24 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
晕死,这个帖子我昨天怎没看到
4 v0 D: P& u3 B1 I7 F这两天都在挖地,不好意思,晚上空了,仔细读
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