 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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& s6 B' t0 C5 X7 a( iIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.+ V4 P! e7 w% ]" ]9 o, d
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.$ d a9 F0 P4 H% l
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4 A( D1 `$ d }$ uArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.4 _2 q8 A# w' q9 p
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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! x4 s- H; z* e& i. N7 G: ?It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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+ F/ W' A; ?% a# [Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.3 M: j1 ?$ b" |# l
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3 w6 G4 \. { c, P$ J7 qShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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1 F. S7 g9 U8 T" r; qFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'4 K' z. z0 a- z* y
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That's when she shot him.3 L2 ~( S8 Z9 O+ X4 D4 @
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut1 k6 c: y1 {/ O$ Z
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/ j E ], B, B' p Z3 cWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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