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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 3 s# C. T; S$ L9 {$ R! ^. F3 s- d
. F% o, S- Q, |In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.3 `# q5 k7 @# Q3 q E3 _
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% f# a, ]- \" m+ F4 A) bThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.7 ]3 u5 c7 v6 B7 B6 e
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.4 b/ M0 |4 ~; ^" u/ L
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.3 f8 y/ M- m! e+ i" m
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.3 k3 B" {. }; z0 g+ k3 |* ^
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7 S% ?+ l: k$ Y; ^+ WShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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, e% C$ B$ y- `+ A2 ]You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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! C* ], `. o# f. DWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! . |; V+ e3 A- k
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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