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学英语了 - what happened and what is funny?

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发表于 2012-5-7 21:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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5 ~8 ^/ i2 a7 F: PIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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. g/ n4 e. y/ KThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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/ `* e: E, u6 jArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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1 s( u" j' R7 ~# Z- W( I- jDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.* |  V" L$ t+ ^7 c

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0 q; H+ T" ]% d' `7 W) P, @0 X0 }0 w: vIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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3 n* v! s. |( U! I# PCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.3 a9 f, P4 e. T( e
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. ( N5 c; S) V. K  p# v  o" f

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3 H- \1 ?" i0 a, ]Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'! n7 }/ z3 ]  e; w! O/ G" z
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, c4 H: a& n9 v& UThat's when she shot him.: C" \% Z3 T: ]

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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut: W6 w7 r( j1 Z9 I

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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! * Y7 }: |) d& S+ U

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npt2008  在2012-5-8 21:49  送朵鲜花  并说:支持有恒心读书的人
鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-5-8 16:52 | 显示全部楼层
没有人理我?
鲜花(41) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
JoyceAccSG 发表于 2012-5-8 17:52 * u8 x# _- m2 f' Z* Y' j
没有人理我?
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不可能,正在看呢~- z7 S4 f! }# H
昨天看了“the vow”誓约
鲜花(670) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:24 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
晕死,这个帖子我昨天怎没看到* K( x# a- c! V! G! l/ ^( W
这两天都在挖地,不好意思,晚上空了,仔细读
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