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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)- R* B: ^, e+ g( L) c
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.% d( L. }+ R9 U; n3 p9 S
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.2 U& ]/ p) G$ B5 s
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
8 Q4 P2 k: F8 P, Y( O7 J: r4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
) s7 o; I7 A2 d( Z! P9 K# E5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
' E6 X, l2 c( g) M5 g- C6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.6 H/ j/ m' A8 z' t' H
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
# P m# c9 y2 z; b8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. * I1 e! s1 F6 [( _" n$ j0 L
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More if I have time .. % H- [ Q8 ^8 R) G6 w9 T. \* a, B0 n, q
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