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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
$ F9 [% a3 h; M: Y( H3 U# P2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.# W+ X4 L% z: j- ^8 ]. j6 p. K
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
: _, w( Q) q8 |5 S" B" a8 p4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better./ V. l$ R4 M$ r+ j6 [" g! b
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
/ L0 m6 x3 y% h h' y) e% \& I0 W6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.- g7 ]9 v& V6 T
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed., L, H U6 x7 ?" u% I
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 3 @( i3 Z4 }0 ^! @+ ]
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