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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.* W8 j* z, F" H5 `9 U# T, W
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
" r& f1 Q" |9 A# @$ T$ H3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
, a. A3 U: e7 S% R+ Z8 ^4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.+ H8 \6 e& s( F4 S+ r
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
4 x; [$ i3 b+ C% D9 F" f6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
0 t& q6 ]5 ~. R$ K2 ?7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
$ C1 C1 s, X& G4 r5 ^% J4 r) X8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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: C/ `6 ^0 }/ j; OMore if I have time ..
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