 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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! z6 `5 j _! Q3 G- Q {1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
/ w' ?' w' e5 ]9 @2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
# t3 c2 [+ x* n7 o4 ?4 J, @3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.6 I% B7 _; K2 [7 W) h
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.9 K3 w$ x+ h3 q! X
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
9 w' s; S Y' ?: }) A; z# w6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.- E4 x& Z, g* I; `5 P0 J; \% b& t
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.( R/ g6 u9 R* Y9 V1 R* b) o k
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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More if I have time ..
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