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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language?
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Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America+ L! q* ?# }6 ?- w6 d6 P' ]
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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& C, x4 j: y- n5 M* F. W3 `. ^- d0 o: mTeacher: Maria, please point to America on the map. ) ]4 o9 u$ B, g0 G2 R9 y* ~/ J/ k- R6 s( b
Maria: This is it. ( ]% ]; B% ?3 r/ c5 u' ]
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? # R- z6 i6 E. h. a' P
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗/ c# z, x2 o5 ?/ b2 ]2 ]9 A' y  M1 Z

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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
1 u4 }/ ~, I- V: _"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
2 c9 b# g1 \% ?/ oThe Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. # r2 t7 ^9 l. Z, P& h4 B
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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) B( r/ G: B; A, v! _You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:
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Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.$ {0 L1 z8 s$ Y' Y9 M
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Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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9 K* u9 ?' T  \$ `0 H1 ^3 w; s2 yOfficer: Yes, you would.
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0 a, F2 N) d7 n: F' G( m  x  KMan: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
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8 l0 E8 y: Q8 b- k. b* X/ i9 z9 I"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.& D3 }7 ?, _% E3 b
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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The man: "God, may I have a penny?"! x$ n- i9 q# |! m; R
God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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3 n4 g+ P- X% i0 i: s. z) C6 EShe lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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  a0 c5 M! m3 N% c4 lTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 7 z5 l/ G9 F0 |+ r6 _8 o% p1 D
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Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".  p! K( N+ k  L
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
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A: An envelope.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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A: A stamp.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
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A: A blackboard.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" S2 r, _% b: N; R, k. h' i2 E
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I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
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3 _9 |# e6 F/ |, Ipneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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shelley.micheal 发表于 2012-8-30 14:45
% Y3 k" q3 `( ~) H9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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以I开头造句:' j9 }: k' W$ t% D
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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billzhao 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

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以I开头造句:
$ W; O& s+ `$ P7 \. h他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...

4 C' _9 X3 L5 xThe ninth letter is I
+ O/ A/ Q- h" B* H! n" j"I" is the ninth letter
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