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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
% ^1 Z! s& |9 v, [You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
% o8 F0 S3 [& u: ~+ tThat's Direct Marketing " D3 ^) ^/ _/ F* p) c( g
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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
' c, D' J* K" K' x9 \, QOne of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 8 h# q1 C5 |7 q0 i- @2 b
"He's very rich. Marry him."
* Z. U4 X7 ^! [4 @+ VThat's Advertising. : X, w3 \. ~6 i" W
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. - f( d8 _4 P# m
You go up to her and get her telephone number. 2 N/ I+ U; F: k- ?% f
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." 7 Z+ x. _6 }# \: X0 C7 Q e
That's Telemarketing.
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. p4 z7 t- F3 F) O$ l JYou're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
3 m5 t3 ?4 r) k# t' b7 MYou get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment
: M+ ]! U9 y* j( e* V7 _5 E' {! Zher hair. + O% V) e+ ]+ M5 ^
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
- ?& F# M& d; R2 X* woffer her a ride, and then say, "By the way,
9 H g/ A$ ?& M# G/ Y4 ]. pI'm very rich "Will you . S$ K- E8 F; Q) s1 ?5 @# K8 B. p
marry me?"
5 h& z* U" D: G% y9 P- s- P9 M" ZThat's Public Relations.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. 7 O; S- n1 l* \! W: ]8 _
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
, b( ~& s7 D+ \( f) `4 v% s7 `That's Brand Recognition. : I0 O K) s: L, B; ?
$ `1 }, s! }9 k1 BYou see a gorgeous girl at a party. 3 p" n- b) q' r; Q% o- S3 ~" y
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" 7 C) g) K6 ^8 u
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
6 A* ^' I1 n5 k/ ]. ]* f3 Y/ g9 iThat's Customer Feedback. |
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