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* p6 i. @# h5 p1 j; UEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here
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3 P( O; m8 Y& l, A) i5 lLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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6 M9 g: T/ h/ m# ATop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
2 W' r3 k, E1 z/ {. c#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
4 Z' B- i3 A' G u, w# Q#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD." |! I" T4 n4 X, L0 Y
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
1 ], I. T t' h6 d; x% b#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.4 D6 z# r; M# O+ s6 ^, z4 P
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
$ l1 {, F9 I; c: j3 C: c% K#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.* b1 V3 F- p+ a) R2 w
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.% w R- ^2 a5 X
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
0 ^) w; g( a; v; x0 Y/ k- j& X#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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5 ^" f/ [/ j A% _+ @! p2 JAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... . V1 _6 w: y" j# c4 q" `1 P
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