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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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9 {8 C" s7 t5 L4 hEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/. }$ ]; p3 j1 v' X

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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman# \5 q% Y1 z8 j. `1 k& C
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. , q& U3 M! \- O! _
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.: E9 I! x5 H$ s$ n
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
3 t* v* Y& V5 `#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
$ O' }8 |7 W1 B#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
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#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下, D) h" Z# O6 b7 w2 h2 x* r* |5 O
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 & d: j4 x* R- p8 [, t
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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