This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
7 l+ k8 u- l& U#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
  d3 B8 {8 B# [1 W4 t2 I#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
$ o; L+ z% G: H  ~看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one