This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

9 _5 C) j. B! s/ j$ p. _Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
  w6 n/ q! M+ K& G8 ^#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
1 U6 q% }' s7 {  I#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
' L  P" ~# E4 ]0 _5 b5 K2 g#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


* g& g- ]0 X( LAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...


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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
) t3 K* v4 O- F) e" r 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
" v& T: \1 @& D6 X" d0 [1 f4 x看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one