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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here8 P9 p! x" l, V- o* I$ I& ~8 D4 q0 P' H
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: a4 E h9 P. w2 nLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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" x- \' E4 N7 d9 C9 L2 XTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman4 s* W) t9 J6 Z$ G% M! j4 Q+ S, Q
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. 5 n" Q- @3 V' k, i/ @' L
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
: g' y8 h. E/ v# V#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
3 J- j' d1 p N9 v+ D. y#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.* i% D1 n# w1 o7 A9 y! {" t
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.8 ^" V( k, [' ^" |/ ?4 _7 D6 Q+ p6 W
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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$ S( h1 f9 \" ^1 a4 ]#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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- b% M1 X5 ^/ d# @) u! BAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... . A n, b2 \: H/ j* h! D, U2 `) K
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% `0 F/ |# n V9 z: W, `#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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