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1． we two who and who？
6 d- A8 W; r+ Q( h3 O' R4 f　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

6 s; |* J: E& E- b" i　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

: ~4 u, o# @9 N1 L: r' M' T9 [　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
- j% p/ K" b/ t7 x  j9 S% e9 a　　nothing to say,go home!!
0 x0 a. ?5 T* j# D+ ~! Q! ~　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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4 b4 {: n/ O' m5 C/ h　　6． you me you me
  E7 K9 f. H1 f1 Y, c　　彼此彼此
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; b" L0 [' c, R　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
  K2 m, q, c: p  [  T　　你给我站住！
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　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…
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　　9． WATCH SISTER
  }4 B8 m5 a5 M) Q　　表妹
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- l# A# L8 u/ B　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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　　11． American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足

9 V+ ^) N# U  f  Y" H$ f( c　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述

　　13． heart flower angry open
/ r. _3 s1 y% P1 Q. z; r　　心花怒放

　　14． go past ,no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过
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2 Y3 _' s% q$ C& ^5 A8 {( h( F: H　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
, \0 ~' F+ \; o# ~3 k　　小明：I am sorry five!

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