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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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& m5 o+ W- ?4 g* s# p; x8 {# @1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.7 A' X8 s% e& a# k3 |" j" X
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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. N& p M# q g; N8 R3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% ~, L$ C! w) Q" O% p( n
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.4 A9 {% X1 f5 ?# d. o
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* D) x# v5 u8 ^ A
$ ]- X5 z( o/ v" k7 j11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.6 o* r: Q2 G* h, P& Y
5 z4 P" Z( ~$ W9 N% y- b14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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7 a3 G7 T1 u3 Q, R4 H X15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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& z0 w% w4 E8 s8 C {1 l, @5 E16.) You take naps.
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3 B' @6 X Z2 o* B% Y/ X: D8 V17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.5 ]; u" ~2 r) K a! c7 a& ]5 w( ?
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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: Z4 G* |% G1 ^' J& u2 t19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.( k8 _% r* U* J0 ~+ s
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( {% k6 ^% B( v8 q' Z8 c3 l
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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