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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them./ y" r$ a: c$ b m% u& L! V
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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0 r+ D. n% N0 d" k4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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" D$ B n/ O2 @* F1 x5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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' |9 m- W4 Q* |: {$ s, l8 u% Q7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 M* G+ Z( G+ W, I/ J( d
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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; Z5 O7 q7 }& z, F; t% f9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., J, N$ }7 \1 a* Z0 J
0 n5 B6 x H5 }6 a3 F" i. `10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* B. Y! o- K% F
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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) V, x$ b, f9 q( b r& F15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.( D) _( c5 H1 i, E; u
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16.) You take naps.! ?6 j2 j; G6 I; b# r
- |0 J; h. g% y3 P4 @17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.. t1 t6 j( @7 M+ f) ~" I
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.- B: ?! r! l) T$ t+ ^: @
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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8 W6 \5 C. Z8 X) c21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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8 o( O, _% d7 E; |0 N, q2 B22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( g4 O! h7 a$ y l
+ K4 o/ o# Y* z" w0 b23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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