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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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$ t$ j! }* F' C2 u: a1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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9 z1 H' g5 r2 D3 r; d, t2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge. ]' t# H6 _$ F
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.7 j- f7 @/ ?! I p* f7 Q! Z( ?3 ?/ U- X
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ z9 ~8 N& |0 [; B2 n6 R
( e! H( g7 L& u( Y3 W' o6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* V4 s2 A6 P/ ?. H* ^/ t. X
. T, U- O5 e) r# Z" j" l) g' o9 |: E9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# K Q% A: ^2 ]
- S" I" V. q6 g' o2 Y) Z; b10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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' J- P$ a1 k0 K- D12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.1 D2 ^6 Y& V1 i; y3 A7 ]
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.) s3 u; Y: r9 h, X, u1 P: Y
9 i& N8 `6 ?# ]* h% q* s% j @1 Q14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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6 j4 p! {; |+ l- V1 Z15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ O; D4 e$ d7 Q& T
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16.) You take naps.% }% O! \: m- ^, ^" F
) d3 i# U+ d& c q4 W2 }17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.. A8 i; [5 f( w. p8 F$ C
2 {/ T; o" L& V6 G$ h( p9 q18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach." m" U1 k7 p2 J- }. M% o
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 |8 M- S3 n- o+ b) Y V2 X# N d5 Y
7 }" ~; n6 J" F4 C20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., @, ?) C L7 X# z3 W; t1 q2 I
5 }2 q$ C. ~, i4 ?21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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9 Z, P1 F2 L- F: H& k: O& x+ F22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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