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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 p' K1 a5 R- T8 _( _: Y8 u
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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% j4 V2 d# r3 m$ f5 m3 d- T2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.( e3 U3 H6 m3 }* Y' J. z+ r* f+ T
9 X0 n. f- O( ^' `3 ?) m# B3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 s. M# N. j# s4 t2 V8 v
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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$ }5 t3 `+ z0 D- m5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator." `# t# K& f' H/ }* l( W1 d
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& P% s1 s% g) s. p
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.9 ?- b, y' R% \8 y
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 R M" b9 K2 p" C- e' g
/ h K: c* R+ i4 \9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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5 a* }4 G, O3 i; R9 F3 X; p+ b* @10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)2 R, Y9 [) N- O. S# ], B
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.4 b. i+ i5 N4 g
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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; w# X% L# [6 I8 j+ v17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.; g, A R$ J9 P* S" q2 j7 W0 j
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.. C8 U% T: Y9 _% w* s( m8 e
) M6 B6 U/ f: y20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' t: O E6 I6 H( U$ C( u
/ X/ ^- f! R4 y9 `+ A8 D A22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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