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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....- L& V4 P0 w" b2 H. j. L
9 W3 ?4 e2 E$ H4 F1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
' G, ]8 W7 {' ^ k3 g3 g' j6 c2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. & _* O3 ~4 ]+ K1 J; y
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 9 X* A8 R0 r( p! j, k1 @
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 6 v- o( u8 r% c* J T
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
( f1 F, Z& W! y) o; j7 Z* N9 ^6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ; h4 Z1 }0 a& y" T& `2 v( ~+ i
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
% m9 Q G- o* p8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
& G5 X# F; v3 U9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
6 A7 ~+ C/ i# y- o$ C10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
) s1 e, x1 ]" K. a$ V11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
- B8 V2 p( h' L+ K! ^6 m12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
5 f0 X/ y3 K+ p: }3 I/ G13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
& s# h- U2 c0 c) @% P4 k14. Can I flirt with you? - O; E$ t& Q5 p8 k6 p
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 5 i# L0 S. e& s( k1 P$ E" ?
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
8 I t% n1 {9 _: h" D# q5 X17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
9 F4 {3 f, j+ l18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? : G: h0 I0 V) F# e8 g
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. " n/ M7 g7 L, A; x2 W. G% m
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? - D0 N3 I6 H( f- s' H
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 7 X; g; `! B5 X9 D8 u- D# I, `4 }
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 7 ~# X( ]3 C3 Y) \" X
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 1 N. x& u0 W$ l+ @5 [# Y
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 9 V' M" W. H, V5 y7 R x+ R
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. % F1 J7 s' \# i1 C- J |" N
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
) Y n' b6 y) C( F" h0 ` H27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
! u% _$ S* Q, m* y! D/ S28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
c5 B6 a! k! f7 h& @3 b& G& i29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
' r) c' L3 K& x6 J1 E( L30. So... How am I doing'? 9 f7 R; B! m5 V7 Z* b
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
7 o1 }( N6 m' u' _; J9 y X32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 3 I+ e. C3 T/ ~$ b
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
& B5 p: u9 d6 O34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? . e% q" s0 s) v B& [
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
6 _% W# Q& z$ P4 g8 }36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? / W9 W# c4 W. {
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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