Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
0 Q! ^; T6 @8 _; y$ e7 f5 b3 ~8 J2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
9 G1 E% H# i) h1 @0 D3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
& M- [" n8 U. G  E, ?4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
) ]/ m2 d( @. r3 ?' r  \5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6 }4 |# s& s2 Y3 C6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
- N+ @! u0 H" B( j, g7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
5 [9 R) X) t3 H0 V7 D' N8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
4 R4 P9 o. r6 j. b, B9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
% s* S! x+ \; n0 J  N10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
+ E0 a0 i% y% G: T12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
% }& W) f( Y/ ~, r16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
) k! w. d- V; J  |# E. E& o17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
* D7 L) `& H" s. o% {. I18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
0 Z1 d, I2 V' i9 W19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
9 {) T* s$ j3 x, B- u. y20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
/ w9 y" O; f& Z! D5 b6 ]& N23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
# z  T: g# h! Z4 K; r24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
% d2 g+ }2 R- A! C30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
" o, b/ T8 Z4 |! E$ ]* _32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
2 X0 J9 v, o! X* w) L3 i34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...