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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....$ M8 d4 e9 b7 Y& Z, C. {4 v
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
) } m5 c3 M+ N2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. + Y- D6 p ^' u; s( O
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
6 a @; [; z) L# K; F! Y, s! o0 w4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
! L# I! E9 k% i: y I, g7 v) I5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
+ V" X' @' {: [1 o8 q. W6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ; f" s; j! P3 w; M. o
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
1 A9 ~- f2 U: V2 v8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
; E8 m5 \" P# }: V% T" q9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? " D- X/ a6 T+ w, \, a( {2 l; R" V
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
5 X- i! h1 w( W; E1 G8 d11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. - M, w b' g" P: r
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
* l! J/ P, r( m! ]- M a G13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? . f# R- Z" T7 z: ?
14. Can I flirt with you? 5 O6 K- h; @ q# H' S
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
* y0 R# b; F* I. ], J. f* P6 U16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if $ D) `+ E$ c H+ H
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
' z4 Z; l+ p" G7 `& V2 e8 X* e18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
; n! T( C9 U9 \! c; y19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
, T+ O: ]$ X, `! y20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? , P: {, G1 c1 e9 h% ]
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? % @* g% |" W, ?% i& @6 W
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ; l8 Q; }# D4 ^ m3 @# H- T7 F
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
; V! X9 ^7 G* y( D" g9 {9 T0 W24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
8 x4 j p' Q! o Z1 a% _* k! I25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ; z$ b5 v9 ~1 m' u$ w( i
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
6 z9 ?6 c: I5 @- A9 I! {+ G27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
# Y9 ?1 K. C1 J! c- `28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
% [: e0 B! s, }; B$ n29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
5 e* j- n$ i3 R5 r$ D# B30. So... How am I doing'?
4 Q8 h0 n3 ^+ s1 y! S4 T8 i31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? p- D5 s1 t- ~# s5 B
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
; A3 B( B' b2 I/ w4 Y33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
7 A9 I5 d' \' O; L% f. }7 Z2 s34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? # B. k: u. g/ P" n1 |
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
- D# O3 N* z( q [1 Y9 q5 `36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? / B3 k. h1 k. B
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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