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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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' `$ m' U {2 {- i b1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
& O, o; l2 a( ?4 [+ i8 n0 y: P9 I3 _2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
6 e/ t7 N; G1 R1 @3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
. v$ T' ]& D/ l3 t. Q1 l4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
$ o1 \ f1 \( x) j# P' Z. X5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
; a/ E s- [: ^& D2 e+ B1 J- H6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? * ]1 q' ]) u6 C+ S% [) D
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ) U% D. \: I4 I' {. `/ P$ P1 _
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. s, Q7 n3 w8 O+ v
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? ) a8 S \+ j, w( U+ z# u, \
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. , ^: Y7 S2 |4 ^2 [0 s; N$ @) W$ ]" `
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
2 f+ w V# c7 M$ \) z& Q12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 6 H" A, ^2 G3 n0 `* [
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ) b2 e. t+ G1 `. Z7 I7 W5 \
14. Can I flirt with you?
v0 S' r& O6 S0 w9 q! n: ]# b15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. # ?: d# m5 t* e9 ?: i3 o8 A
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
" c1 t O& z+ D: n4 l17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. + L3 O6 a0 F% E8 [! E, x
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
c( m6 ]" k( j- ?1 G19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
$ s) W6 B: F" I+ ~+ j* r$ k C3 V b20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
* N0 V$ `8 n, g- H% R4 r21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
# j) A6 [# _! A6 t22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ' O: \* m1 i% c5 e* G
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
) e! w+ z' H( f24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
/ z! v3 h; p5 {: m% V3 b8 ^1 ~25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ' Q* \9 _, _# E7 |
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 8 v5 d! R- ]( m2 U+ @% N( Y
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 1 U# D+ ^) X" Z* _& y+ f. r! b
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
" z9 x9 O8 O7 X+ a; z- _( {29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? - p# h4 G" F, \
30. So... How am I doing'?
, K- k1 p: R( d' {4 L C/ r& \31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
8 W3 ?8 b4 E2 k0 Z5 J32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. # C4 [( H! S6 K3 V/ L+ Q4 b
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? # t- W2 s, b/ r6 g2 P
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? `, s* o/ S7 w0 A z! K: D6 A
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
6 O( { g& D# @2 f36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? % i3 }" m! Y6 H# C% i
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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