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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....* D: s0 O* b; H: o/ x
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
" B( Q/ Q8 [ u. ^7 {, U2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3 U2 p8 |# ]3 |, x5 \7 B3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
7 h7 A) _0 [. X3 c% [ Q5 M/ _0 O# [4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 5 q) W) t% z1 L# U5 p4 N2 a+ j# r
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
& w a; o+ ?4 [: e" ]6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
/ q! [8 V/ `( h9 D d1 L$ t7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
+ u: h6 E7 o" a- F; r2 m) d0 m9 Z0 h' L8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 3 D1 w8 l% w+ Y: `; Z, M
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
. F/ g h* c1 o: I' H$ I10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
# h4 q( o$ n$ h! B+ N8 X A, o11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. # D6 Y+ a; ^' L d
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
5 v% E9 ?8 l& m$ G: ]13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? & `% J6 e2 M) w" c# |
14. Can I flirt with you?
0 ?3 n7 j# \& b' F; i! d6 |15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
5 ]) i( b7 N) T; V2 B1 `7 s) Y16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 4 c) q g& X" v/ \4 D+ j0 D
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
/ V/ y) V. _9 z0 x1 q( A4 K5 T; i18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
2 ~% C! S/ @8 i, }, d19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. # l8 C7 {) ~9 G1 W! J1 f2 D' N- j+ s2 V
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? : w6 j/ D; _/ M- S P
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
' P" X D. |" g E# Q* A# m22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. % ~+ j j9 l! v) L6 a. _8 P1 u
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
% i5 ~: `3 V; ~$ }1 }2 x3 B24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? # ]8 r0 p' j6 B( m
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
8 R/ p" _) O; Z; r- u26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ( t; v+ K2 Z0 I" M3 b* u v
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 5 Y4 E5 y2 m/ ?. R
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. " I L( o& {% R* `$ n
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
2 m- {( l) g) P" B! C30. So... How am I doing'?
; y3 y- Y# U% L( x3 ]31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 1 r# }% `% I! h
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. / U x& u" b9 j1 H8 e S8 U
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ' W) i m2 I+ W
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ) U; E$ m+ @: X# k3 ?1 F
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ! `% X: h8 h, V7 {/ x, v
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
/ r# ?5 c. Q6 Q2 G' f37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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