Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

% U3 S9 R  s5 N+ h+ N' o- z1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
2 {  @0 {& M6 X- H6 h5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
' z' S: _0 l0 C+ V) E/ C1 i6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
/ @0 m& S" z3 Q& c0 F8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
8 \! N7 V$ e; r6 P' l2 p3 E+ ~. ?% j( u10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
3 D4 y+ l2 l4 i& I, c12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
! t3 `. R. f9 h1 d: M% d! L13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
2 X8 I% K' t8 [5 ^* d14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
5 C7 }$ X0 |) `; u- v/ N' z17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
* I' y4 b) J# g  X' _7 Z5 f18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
! R- I+ d+ p) ^* Z/ s3 Z0 J5 K23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
" y5 t+ u' W3 j( D: l25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
* l& \6 u" q  {' h5 R0 f1 |27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
! q& X3 ?1 |) A( E, D' u31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
) ?2 O' K5 l5 l# F4 G! l+ ], ]4 o34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
) F/ }: t1 Z; |& t$ \* Y35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
7 F* S7 Y4 ?( X* {) _$ N* z( q36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
, M3 B& w* L# ~2 R3 R37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...