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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....$ N: \8 ?+ R9 J* c2 W( }6 U' r
& P6 G" a6 P& n, a/ }1 o1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
- t8 e6 E& S/ z! D0 f& S: V. a2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. - w6 z% B8 H" s. o4 ^! X0 L
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ; {; v5 L* k; `/ p5 `
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
0 ?5 q3 y) H4 n5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
. Q# P$ e- o/ |3 X6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? + l/ K; c" @* P: w+ z9 q
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- T- f; V! v% q' b$ s) J8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. : t5 _, t3 z7 Z$ ]2 y! H
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
3 l: T' G; o) I4 l& e9 p; |/ K10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. - S; d/ b. `4 Z
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. % d' ? o' G5 A
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" $ V: \# J1 y7 r/ p. v
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
* x4 y$ c. I. H/ E$ z: E( E7 r14. Can I flirt with you? 2 s: D, `& T, M7 c- I
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 6 \8 ?1 b. J0 e7 p( K, }6 E7 J8 I
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
# p# ~* K" Z. y17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
; r, O. T6 O* Z* w3 d18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
4 m8 T/ E! ?7 s. L% r19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. + [5 O4 i' R8 o {, D1 l2 T8 M
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
9 z' a: M5 |% B ^21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
0 M3 e" t; U. p7 L$ o2 n# S' A22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
0 J9 J9 N( L5 n$ D23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 3 [! l1 F3 s5 F' h1 c7 L! V
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? ; R$ U1 q. S) O# c- ~" b9 k( x2 ]
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
- J1 p7 Z% ]- Z7 W' {' q26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 9 n4 ~! P, m( e* U7 @3 a
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
* M) I5 h( @# [4 ]1 U5 V28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 5 h# A6 c3 o; y D% Y, T
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
+ [& ?* s4 ?) [5 j; L30. So... How am I doing'? & Y+ \8 ?3 j) c
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
" i7 N( I* [! q: P7 T% M32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
& F/ b* O: n6 a8 w1 Q33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
7 S# h H( P w, O& N- ]7 Y34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 9 D) v9 I1 X0 V5 H. T
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 7 T+ k* ^+ H& k
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
$ ]- v8 g" s8 a p3 u% L4 F3 h37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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