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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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0 x( v3 h, z3 f: U1 e! S1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ) Z( D' b- n3 z) g+ k/ e+ n
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. , j P2 c, [+ w3 u
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 1 g3 v( V5 Z2 ]! D4 g: S
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 5 d" E9 O: B; `
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
! ?8 [% O5 A: L0 v5 h! _# g6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
; H/ @+ c1 r5 n4 J: u7 e/ X2 ]7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
4 h9 L0 _+ L6 C& z, r# y' M2 q6 f8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
4 ^ ^ N5 t# O: i2 b4 i/ b1 b) k9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? & C, |; E9 i- X+ g+ ]2 l
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ' y% C6 s7 d* h/ ~3 \5 H
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. " O2 i0 c$ s& }; T, M
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
6 V! h/ o3 ` F% g" R13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? # N0 ^! l! y# E5 T' C
14. Can I flirt with you?
5 A$ Q# [" R8 B0 o8 I4 b+ ?6 u; @) P15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
$ k6 ~9 Q5 E! V) T16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
+ {) O: ?' ?1 M! }) Y! I17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 6 w2 i& X6 ~5 T1 g, Y
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? - V5 l! J! r* ^: w5 l
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 1 o j; l/ \/ h+ ^9 ~
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
2 A, W4 Z& u: f9 d21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
) I" ~+ L( @3 x, F22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. : A- Y3 Q) E( ?" p2 E! f/ m
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 4 p/ @! Q& H2 q; }: d8 t) e8 B
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 2 I1 k/ k9 b- o* U) M7 B
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
3 Y6 P' Y/ W4 R26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
5 b- I8 o, E8 q+ {! ~$ \; m27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? ( o6 z2 q! ]# R9 b: v- E b1 i$ Y
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
5 G; Q' n' C7 S; K29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3 L1 q+ y; ~1 A* N5 E30. So... How am I doing'? 3 ?5 \! R z6 B% w1 O
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 7 W. _* E& h2 ^5 Y
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
' T0 O, B N7 i- ]3 [33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
& ?1 f3 z( u' O6 Z$ o8 b34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 0 [0 @1 y: U* B7 D
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
; A) v- o3 M8 U! u5 T36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
5 g* t1 N) {4 ]+ S) K. x Q! q37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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