1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % L( J! r8 ~; r7 X
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.1 I- [0 f8 k2 P- k- l/ I
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?% T" m% E% F! `( [/ D- r; \
Not is you’re a chicken.' B( P9 y$ t- U2 D) m
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 6 z9 W( Y8 A3 A( u) P6 p: f The outside. ; A( T: }1 h8 h' U7 b( d2 v. j4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? $ q# K1 c* ]9 f Fry-day! 8 {& c" M1 y# ^- _( A( O4 ^% c5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?( s( } H/ v* V) ~1 T+ g0 H: z
No idea.7 @4 T$ V+ r* e
6.Why you go to bed? , O% R: b6 c$ q8 q5 Q3 K& `5 a, ` Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表3 I3 W x/ ]1 X% t i) Z
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * J2 K$ v7 f6 `8 X
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist./ D0 z+ i8 ~" W/ e6 ? \9 a( c
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?3 G5 w9 Z. D/ u% Y/ S
Not if you’re a chicken. ( P+ B- N- b- ?/ \2 o1 d6 z! C3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表4 P% r9 w( c& E3 |$ r" K
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 6 R+ P: ]+ b3 l6 i I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. & h) s- D3 v% z j2.Is chicken soup good for your health?) g% E- c/ p! r5 H* w' z
Not is you’re a chicken.8 D0 X- A7 _1 C6 a! ?
3.Which side of the chi ...
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