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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
# P: x- b0 [8 b+ x4 m( V9 ~2 M% e I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.2 T5 r/ i1 a. n p
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
) ]) e' l5 G" H+ @, y4 Y6 K Not is you’re a chicken.
' \6 E% h' c4 P8 R% B! U, F1 k3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?2 h, _& [! @6 J, d* E M, i
The outside. S2 ^7 v' o0 P# ~
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?# O- E0 `6 V" s" C1 k- w7 p
Fry-day!
& d- _% w5 P! o- K9 ]7 p5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?$ M- T( _6 ~4 V8 }
No idea.
U; H; G8 w! h# P" v3 }9 c7 g' k* N8 u6.Why you go to bed?+ @: _, R& h: q# Q
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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