1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # m4 G. k8 B4 H2 r4 a/ W; E I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.8 D% j* c3 h D
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?) @8 h" j& _+ m; ]2 v$ p
Not is you’re a chicken.4 W3 ~8 I8 w4 ]8 {' I
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ( P2 c( H4 k8 z# h, ] The outside. 6 M( W" J% {7 i; U, g3 g, v) F4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? - E6 h- e5 S* C8 u9 o/ v Fry-day!0 e/ F) \+ X% w0 Z2 K
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?( ?5 b r- g6 o7 u. N& r6 v( ]
No idea.% v! t( Y Y$ M* C. T9 ]7 Q r
6.Why you go to bed?3 f( L0 W, |/ f& s: [2 z% ]2 k
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表0 b# `8 K1 R3 M% U! y& q4 A3 V
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & V. ~ U4 i( I/ B& B5 K- W! v0 o I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.3 M3 k7 l( n6 \6 ^
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? v$ P/ @2 ], W$ S' q# J
Not if you’re a chicken. 6 L) c" P2 R& i' `. l \! H: s3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表7 F3 J) S6 n0 b; _& N' U$ p
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + [( h1 ^+ X7 a$ G# x' F' ^
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.% Q0 `8 U1 [! O( }
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?- Z7 d9 j8 w/ B1 J9 }
Not is you’re a chicken.2 l3 x' V a9 `
3.Which side of the chi ...
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