1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ; `9 h7 s3 `8 _: @& `3 b
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.- j& P1 G8 {# G3 e! X. b
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ) a) ^* J' Z; J5 ?7 T Not is you’re a chicken.& L3 k g, V& W/ N# W% e& }
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ' p* n7 L( _- C; K4 F The outside. 9 N% }; d8 z; g$ p8 r& L" H' o4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? % I) y F' i* |% K Fry-day! 6 Y6 P4 n8 T1 o. h' g5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?5 y% S! p) P5 p) I" b
No idea. + @. x# E' |" x6 A- T% Y( B6.Why you go to bed? 1 E5 s. Z0 q2 O" N2 C Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 % F4 a! Q3 O- }) I8 [, H3 r1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 Y; z* R2 y6 T. D# D I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. % r8 b2 ]' S) A4 Q+ y2.Is chicken soup good for your health?$ x: R4 L- R& ^7 ]2 t- O- Q
Not if you’re a chicken. # j0 U( u0 c4 R% X7 K- a9 s+ A3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表/ A1 A* ~) s9 D# Y" Z# Y
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # ~/ u8 a. ]- J6 \% u7 [% o5 C
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. " {. m' W. A! |* e6 F C2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 k; n/ q' V Z# F) V
Not is you’re a chicken.( u+ `4 T, _( U& t5 w
3.Which side of the chi ...
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