1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 I! B* j; m0 P9 v; n2 E I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.: r/ a9 s7 c+ d/ `% B3 o4 M+ C
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 2 E/ o( y) C1 _( L% ` Not is you’re a chicken.' G3 L7 @. ]0 B3 b9 @/ o
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?, A# l, }0 c5 M9 b, k/ m
The outside. & g, C) g4 V* x& `. P3 S9 L! j4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? ' [2 [. ^0 k$ D! W) \ Fry-day! $ H' h/ ?2 O2 m! w$ F% j5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?( u$ ~! q+ X0 P: @+ f+ e7 c
No idea. 7 v* q$ E1 C& p% {6.Why you go to bed? g% _0 H4 G' g7 H' Y$ _
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 # q7 ^# \" M2 }, m7 \# K$ t/ [* \5 m1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # A7 Z5 k! S: u% _+ j* P. I$ C& C! [ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.5 d2 c) q4 h3 M. h+ d1 u. L
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?3 d, \- e. Q" h0 w
Not if you’re a chicken.0 `4 N* c: }& Y
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 4 X1 b; B2 \! T' o. \; }" F/ z5 B* D0 {1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ( L, {8 q! E0 q3 J. D/ f# {: B I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 9 ^! H F9 o) h' b5 p2 a2.Is chicken soup good for your health?& b1 ^( g% U! f- o8 `( O( L
Not is you’re a chicken., D; B$ a& ]2 {
3.Which side of the chi ...