1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : s2 l5 h9 W3 L4 O' |9 C' \0 D I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.! _1 y1 p. R @! [5 f# R6 |
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?" [" u) B$ R; }8 _* A3 L
Not is you’re a chicken.2 F, ~9 F9 O' W1 m
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? w3 T: j- e% v5 H/ L3 l The outside.) \) k- X6 `5 w2 X) q" ^3 m1 f
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? - e( c/ M/ K1 Z6 i7 K0 z! u Fry-day!+ g- Y1 \# y: `3 z) T* s. B
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 5 R9 H5 C9 q+ p& s( l4 u" M1 m: s1 c No idea. - e0 I, e$ I, @6.Why you go to bed?' Z" R- J7 H, T' E
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表# E5 x5 }* K, j! [% v: f
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 1 ? h% |$ m, m4 c+ |; u" m
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.3 Q9 X6 G( b9 ~$ U0 d' b
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? , y- L+ J0 p, B; t8 ? Not if you’re a chicken.1 t0 ?$ j7 ]' e: d+ a0 }7 G, L
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 " v( h" p3 A9 b% k. X1 D2 n1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 r/ b8 X* ]1 D% m0 B
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.& v7 _/ j/ S6 X8 [% M. ^2 ^7 q! I
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?/ @% E1 b& m7 O- s
Not is you’re a chicken. * [; \' c/ p0 b" a" W+ Q3.Which side of the chi ...
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