1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # `4 c# v! ?: K( l* |7 p0 M I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. . w1 ?9 ?$ Y" }$ `2.Is chicken soup good for your health?- I4 q2 K& D- j, Y& y( N1 s1 J( b
Not is you’re a chicken. , n' }5 k. s) B$ @6 ^" C" I3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 5 P: k9 L- F7 `4 d8 M The outside.. J- F' v* O+ @3 m
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?2 E! _7 e: _$ g% i5 R! l
Fry-day!. Z2 m, [& z( j
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 0 @7 }+ ]+ M! n. N" X$ E; F" y No idea.$ [) K2 g* Q% [5 C ?* B3 u
6.Why you go to bed?! y( V* g8 u2 }# J) R
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表, i8 L1 Y; m, O! I6 r0 O( U
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 ^$ o; l( i6 r. ~" G6 s- M
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.; W% x9 p4 M6 x7 ?
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 \8 @) j9 w8 H; Z9 \
Not if you’re a chicken. : P9 u( B! }" j/ w; r, ]6 ~, U, w3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表& `5 a& r7 q! Q. c8 R7 B; G# v& D
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' p& b! r8 ^* d+ H7 h* m5 @
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ! O1 Z* `5 k# d* W8 \5 N2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ) u! s0 L+ T9 i m7 Y! Z Not is you’re a chicken. ' F2 m1 S2 x" [$ W( |, a, F1 \3.Which side of the chi ...
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