Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2 d! q) l1 k" t, h# R>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
' h* A% r. p: K+ K( \>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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3 ^. e! {, N2 o( [  ]>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
4 Y0 b/ D) m; b, F. w- X& {# F7 a>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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; W' B; @! h' I' T0 S/ s>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
! i; T6 y3 l6 x; {" v* o* h>> Nothing happens again.
! Z. r3 v0 {3 U6 k0 t+ z>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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) @9 D4 R! B# N0 N$ c2 c>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
5 ~6 i+ o. z. F6 L>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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  u! d: H( k# j' z7 U  A6 K7 C6 q, @>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
4 v  [/ E" m* A# k& j; `>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
! R! t, u1 Y" k>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
: I% a- i: _% f& r' {>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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; _$ c( h* b8 B, d: {1 Y>>             ARAB WOMEN:
, P) v; u) V7 s: G" g/ I6 l>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
! a' A6 T. a' y3 Y>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.