Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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( o% W0 w0 V2 C3 p9 [>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 P. y2 q8 p  J2 Y8 {>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- J; L# [) y  `1 R/ ~0 n>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
6 Q" h; E: {) H>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
/ g! J. a) k1 }6 G>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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: O2 j/ \2 R/ v' |>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
, v; n. G5 W  e! w! ^$ S>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
) D( u4 n6 X( `* b1 X; ^>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
. E! I' D( Y9 J* O! f( M# U>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
! ~% U% K. k: W& u>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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5 b  K, z# i$ P, w, G2 r$ {>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
8 L' I/ Z4 w& V( `7 e>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
4 T0 z5 n* D- G0 Z' `>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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" k% \3 m& e/ p9 p4 Y$ G/ H1 {* S>>             BLACK WOMEN:
0 D% Y8 g: L( T0 j% Z: q>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
( o2 C4 H) f% ^/ H>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
* x- {- ]  n' j) {& E/ I1 W>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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  h8 q" h' c/ `>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
% p& R' d, _6 f>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
5 e8 S$ z$ _# F: t+ u6 s3 N>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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" q) f* O0 C' q+ v>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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0 {2 J' l1 X% j! H% s" Q>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
2 W; W' A3 f% b! j  |>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
: y# l% m6 r  D% r: D- U4 t>>             No third date.