Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
$ {$ a% w, P, n0 {) c5 L8 q>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
  C+ B$ }3 ^% N5 ]4 G8 L* {>>             IRISH WOMEN:
4 j0 k  h' _4 I>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# e! o6 t& B' W8 O9 w; w2 Z>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 X& K; r- _. F" i9 F, Z, i8 I>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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/ E& x; s8 J3 _3 P* h>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
6 w: A2 I4 M" r2 v" j1 E: Y>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
/ t: i, P/ t  J$ Espaghetti
>> & meatballs.
, C" ~1 K" Z+ [& X' w9 y! i3 s- [>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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. U; b. l! k0 w6 ]% Q( ~>> a 3-carat ring.
: n2 [2 g8 Z( Q; n7 S* Y$ v>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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5 w+ ?0 O& M2 k7 u6 I6 `>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
* ?" y' {$ t/ x* S* w0 }! w: J2 l>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
5 ]* [- f8 k* d8 R>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
3 T2 L2 Y. ^# U8 n( e>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
9 I7 {: Z" |7 `. U8 n>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
2 Q3 }1 l$ Z: m- i; k" R>>             First date: Meet her parents.
8 S+ `  l, V9 t. y>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
( p  v4 i7 z8 U! F>>             BLACK WOMEN:
6 W+ I7 i# F0 s) r>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
+ B( x; O9 R' D+ q% k>> expensive dinner.
( Z- q6 r8 o& U2 v>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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  ]. c6 C$ v  ?- ^# x0 V>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
  ]) R2 ^# a6 u>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
: k! d) v* [' Q* d>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
6 k1 k' H- K& R>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
4 a' W$ L7 n  C' O" Psister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
; h+ t# P, g, u  T* O* u5 w5 w>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
/ m! e. k$ t7 Q/ H, q. K5 E& m>>             No third date.