Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
, g& u/ o. w1 [; l>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- D( R. f  [4 `3 p. S>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
& |) x3 k7 G4 T4 {  C* s! t) j>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 u# C+ O4 r$ V/ U4 f1 ^>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
% t6 ]/ X9 O6 u# i5 P6 M. H! ?# C>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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9 R1 Q7 O9 E6 _1 X* t$ t; b. t>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
' n. c1 _0 I) S. E- o! }7 I>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
* M* J% D4 p9 `, D1 q9 v>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
6 c1 Z" v5 H9 [/ `, E$ E>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
* f" W  k, I- j& a0 \7 M% ?>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
) _3 Q9 e/ t- r" I! v* g>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
! Z9 B/ Z/ {' i>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
+ }# H. p' \0 J2 F& H+ v>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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+ z+ X6 J4 Z. a0 [>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
/ ^0 T5 _" F0 z" Z>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
: A9 I+ K8 B' g' k, g- w>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
, Q+ C7 H* c2 O3 w>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
: `! t# Z% M: H" |>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
' E+ J2 B) L3 [& M; o' G>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
1 o6 m  Y9 i/ x# x>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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) |, `. j- M0 @>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
7 i: A6 ~5 G% q+ Q7 ^* w>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.