Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ D: b$ m7 k% {; L7 s9 T5 U>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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1 e3 U; U2 ~1 n6 u4 A>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
& g3 H) I; E7 z, ~" n>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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' v8 D/ [" C0 K/ V>> a 3-carat ring.
) a- R/ W/ q) z5 i>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
& R8 @- b  o3 i>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
/ a$ C/ N$ {( `, e" G>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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% A  I# D  q! z& x+ k; g>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
! `8 K! r) @: a- r- T+ b" y>> nothing happens.
' u& R0 B! r2 l>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
9 L2 S' N' U9 S( Y( A& R. v/ Q>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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, M7 f4 n+ w# b& T5 W" q>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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3 x" M! q# |1 ]0 E" P) @/ l% N8 }>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
) I+ r  f6 ?$ r' O, v: \3 X5 L( |5 J>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
" L  R) F8 W" B" v# y>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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5 T- X8 G5 X5 r5 q5 H>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
: h  ?  q$ a$ Z( x* o# U>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
: B* O$ N& H, x4 p* B! y) W>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
6 s9 C8 _& S8 s$ H>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
; t* G9 A$ J. }3 Y& _>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
6 ~( j: t3 C' P* }, t# k>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
+ c1 W2 G2 v/ [>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
0 Z  s7 e8 u, S  S0 x>>             No third date.