Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
4 p" U( Q" z$ J. t>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
  I8 w1 @% |2 S>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
* n) b6 Q% ?1 |8 X& b6 o- i>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 M% N+ f3 F2 S1 H; o$ w: x7 a>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" Y' i2 d  k4 G! g>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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+ w1 p9 c- l% d2 ^, K/ @>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
; C6 m* }3 K+ O1 q4 I>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
: ]1 F% {. `  O4 R7 D( }* K>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
  P# d# H: P  ~4 ?: l>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
2 [( J# ?) l7 b% A; H8 j8 r>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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% B) x" P( q( F9 p* w; Z2 h>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
. W! k9 w# L2 v" X>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
$ o- t) I, T1 N8 u  r" |>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
$ `- ^- ]- K, ?>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
' Q, }. k8 S2 h' z  g>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
3 B% T- Y, c- s5 \; t: n>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
  Q) G7 P) D+ T  c. v( t1 w>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
$ V- \- u) i6 i2 r7 p>>             BLACK WOMEN:
0 T3 M; z: ?5 z# ]$ T8 l3 ]>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
: ]8 `# L# h% Y>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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5 `1 c5 b) L8 J/ `* h4 ]>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
' [4 [- X# [1 j& `1 }! B& Q>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
. J5 B; r- S6 ^father,
1 X3 S4 B4 S5 f0 X1 ~( y>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
7 t7 A+ c- E. d' D& A' Gsister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
7 ^% l: h/ d$ q% m) Q>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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- H+ c+ e: b8 J0 N, G9 S! Q>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
/ s: N2 ^1 ]7 L9 e1 j6 T9 P>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
/ j" U% S% V) s3 Y( E# ^>>             No third date.