Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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: x5 [/ e) v* }" r( a# t3 i>>             IRISH WOMEN:
, H4 Y) G9 V3 \' E>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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& W2 r* D4 g4 w$ L  x>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
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spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
  N) Y6 U. D" c>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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  K" Q" k* x8 J9 }, A4 A>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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9 ?3 F. d# G, [: ]7 Q* Q. |9 V>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
- B; n+ d, ~7 {0 R$ [1 D% S>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
- U; f( E5 y3 B, X+ b; K! R>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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& g3 M. ]. f2 v2 r7 w>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
% @5 Q- a4 K- H/ s, `* `  z- v! q>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
& V$ T5 k8 Y9 h/ Q9 t" E>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
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8 t7 ~5 [) R$ z5 _% }2 v>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
: |2 H5 b  w: A, }* P>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
7 Q6 M  A& ^( Y>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
$ G* K3 ^  h$ l# Y$ |>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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# ^( d: y) ]6 F) r3 Y9 L>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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; f; `: e  U% }; H0 U7 w( l>>             ARAB WOMEN:
1 p- G$ |6 [9 r$ a. ]- J  S>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
5 q6 D) J; B- D( G8 p) d( f>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
0 G  b, s8 L' k6 ?' |>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.