Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
+ r# U, |, F' ^, N>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: b2 g# g7 {3 S5 b, U) m: L8 s>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
* r* a* f4 z+ d' H" k4 m>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% Y& c" Y+ }4 v0 t2 f6 }4 D>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- @* u) \& ~) h7 I>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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8 P9 u8 M5 @$ a>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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( s$ b, `, t; R+ X9 X4 c>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
. t$ G' j$ g! E( [, _* a>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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" A; |: {! H' o0 ~5 l>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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2 m  n' @% ~/ q1 o8 L1 |>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
5 |% m% f/ s+ F8 P$ I+ N3 e>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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- `; W: Y  w  D' g+ b0 L( [# p>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
+ o4 G; ~& h8 L; |: \>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
# Z8 L0 `/ n  k7 e0 d1 w6 }. p: J>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
7 v9 q( ~% C, T, e# A# \6 G>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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! f" C# ?8 ]% B  U1 j  C5 l>>             BLACK WOMEN:
' ?$ H  S8 l8 P5 l6 \9 X! s) W>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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  a9 p4 I* j8 v>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
5 W9 c8 v/ ?8 X( J8 n. m>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
. O+ Y! _1 k' e9 a' u>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
/ ]2 s5 u3 O& s>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
" }2 @# i( o! t7 a7 @>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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  e( k) f* c0 q; V>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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- E- \: T0 O1 [" t' g8 b! s6 K9 X>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.