Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
, G1 L6 ?) ~& |  f- g>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
, N4 p+ u, S2 e>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. Y4 \9 d+ ?; G6 Z; z2 D8 |>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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  Q! @& n2 \0 }& P>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
- I% K: M) ~' F% F$ c>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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3 i- @1 D# P1 v7 h* [8 O7 B7 m>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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5 j! S+ h' x& D$ b+ O8 U>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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2 A" L0 E0 g! n0 |* v! M& v>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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, B1 o$ z2 B# B; M5 s' ~>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
3 {! [4 p* C2 N' C/ V' H* Z) [, d>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
9 ~3 g* B) o5 }: ^. F! J. g>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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9 z3 S& ^& }: ]$ ~% `" _$ J! F5 X8 K8 d>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
" a: }0 q# X1 e+ |8 C3 {5 `  o>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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, V( H8 z5 k( B* m. m>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
; p2 L3 |3 ?0 X$ b6 w0 \( E>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
2 e8 N+ ]$ V4 M6 m" k% K>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
6 T+ Q' W% G! z6 g/ H>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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9 w! I0 i9 L5 y- B$ r5 @) L>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
- q( |3 M7 d$ j" n3 E9 |>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
1 X& F4 Z/ X/ R2 E+ G>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
2 e( e% ]+ p. a/ P* W" Y3 ~/ ~>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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, w2 V+ N2 U4 X$ `) m>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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. M, r! X. e6 B- }' G% T5 B" i>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
- |( l  h6 H# R8 L7 d>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.