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0 L: |5 T; F. o" C# S/ pThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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# F: {3 h5 t% `6 X0 m& k7 DAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." C" g$ Y. @! }6 O9 R- x* [$ [ H
: s$ v4 t% K6 ^So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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, |6 O d) J+ x' I; pThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."1 d* H& J2 V" ]) {( n0 {
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
2 Q9 r `) `% ?8 J# J8 ]4 n% VEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.4 X; c% |6 U3 \* q
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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