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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!9 |2 ^5 f7 e% w; y7 o3 e# h/ \
( E; w4 l9 \: Q3 Z9 aAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."& Q: J9 K+ O* f1 V# u3 I9 T, h
7 v0 B1 C3 K+ U# z* sThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.1 U+ ^$ [/ ?) M. {7 E& D2 K. v
7 ~0 x7 G1 m8 @The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
& c# k4 A# D1 c1 k: I/ j- M4 mEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.& l8 F, ]9 O3 M6 u6 z
" u6 r- `/ Q) h# ^3 M q8 PThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." [! Y" z- e2 ]# A! u! B; K
( [. p/ i0 y, [& {0 hThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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