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Spring is officially coming today!" W( i5 i; p) k8 A
3 A- Q& k4 r% z5 x/ H* UThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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$ q' f u, `- ~* ~! Q/ u* a+ nAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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Y4 y4 K9 g q' v3 k# GSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.& N+ j, F$ h" E6 n2 i/ e2 h
% U5 m8 g: i5 `& U* gThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.". F. w8 A) y$ Y
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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% X1 T2 D! v" I/ P: eThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
4 e7 R- q" v: TEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.! o. y$ f/ Z' v7 \2 J
" Z; P/ O' \! ~The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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