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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!# R, A. m4 y4 i
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.") {- i' p( r. M Q, c+ u3 {
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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- w. B$ [- ]- S# B% T; S- lThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."6 z3 `" ~; T. H' F/ ?
/ X& x2 f8 U8 n* r7 v- A8 x3 PThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.1 t; ~8 I8 g! v& t
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.0 e3 l0 D( O9 T. B$ d7 p
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."+ w4 a5 @; o) t! ^3 B( ]& G
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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