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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!; B8 M0 ^ b+ k
* d; L- A) _9 _, W* T* k* uAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."1 D O# B0 s( H I- B$ r
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.: b) `# ^6 k" [8 V. ]
3 z7 h5 b1 o$ V" cThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."( c/ D0 G( i( L
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.6 {* b. w$ U, u+ _8 e* H. L9 L
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.! x8 f3 Q/ L! v# V
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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$ \5 o4 D1 K$ N# B" c+ WThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."8 u1 O) u* g: p1 C; K# q1 I
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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